EVEN THOUGH JIMMY ISN'T HERE

WITH US TONIGHT, HE RECORDED A

LITTLE SOMETHING THIS MORNING

WITH HIS DAUGHTER BABY JANE.

AND HE WANTED US TO SHARE IT.

>> Jimmy: JANE, I HAVE TO TELL

YOU SOMETHING.

>> WHAT?

>> Jimmy: LAST NIGHT WHILE YOU

WERE SLEEPING, MOMMY AND I ATE

ALL YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY.

>> WHAT?

OH-OH.

BUT I STILL HAVE ONE, DON'T

WORRY.

>> Jimmy: WE LEFT YOU SMARTIES.

THAT'S IT.

BUT WE ATE ALL THE REST.

LOOK.

WE ATE IT ALL.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> HUH?

IT'S READY!

>> Jimmy: THE WAFFLES?

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: OH.

ARE YOU MAD ABOUT THE HALLOWEEN

CANDY?

>> NO.

>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT?

>> NO.

>> Jimmy: ARE YOU HAPPY WE ATE

ALL YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY?

>> NO.

>> Jimmy: NO.

ARE YOU -- HOW ARE YOU FEELING

RIGHT NOW?

>> MAD.

>> Jimmy: MAD?

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO

SAY?

>> I MEAN SAD.

>> Jimmy: YOU MEAN SAD?

BUT IT'S OKAY?

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: JIMMY KIMMEL TOLD ME

TO DO IT.

>> OH.

WHERE'S THE SWEETIES?

>> Jimmy: MOMMY ATE THOSE.

>> OH!

>> Jimmy: DADDY ONLY ATE

SKITTLES AND M&Ms AND KID CATS

AND REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS,

AND GUM, AND THE EYEBALLS, AND

THE TWIZZLERS, AND THE

LOLLIPOPS.

THAT'S ALL I ATE.

>> THE EYEBALL IS BUBBLES.

>> Jimmy: I ATE THE BUBBLES,

YEAH.

>> THOSE ARE BUBBLES AND FOR

BLOWING.

>> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, EVERY

TIME I HICCUP A BUBBLE COMES

OUT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Channing: OH, MAN.

LOOK, LET'S JUST HOPE YOUR KIDS

AREN'T AS WELL ADJUSTED AS SHE

IS.

LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT TO

YOUR CHILDREN, JUST UPLOAD YOUR

VIDEOS TO YOUTUBE WITH THE TITLE

"HEY JIMMY KIMMEL I TOLD MY KIDS

I ATE ALL THEIR HALLOWEEN

CANDY."

THEN LOOK FOR A MESSAGE FROM THE

SHOW AND TOMORROW JENNIFER

LAWRENCE MIGHT PUT YOUR KID ON