Actually pretty great.

So there I, at the drinking fountain--

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My day was better!

I won the contest I entered!

We won the lifetime supply of insoles?

No.

Aw.

The Winthrop Manor LARP!

Oh, I can't believe your father and I

get to stay at the actual estate where they film

my favorite show, and we get to act

like the Winthrop characters!

Wait.

I knew the first part.

What was the last part?

Act like the Winthrop characters.

Still sounds wrong.

We get to stay in the house where they

film your favorite TV show.

Yes.

And act like the characters from the show.

What part of LARP don't you understand?

What's a LARP?

Live action role play.

Geez, dad, read a book.

And act it out.

All the guests will be in character all weekend.

Oh god.

Why couldn't you have won a normal contest?

Because this is the show I love, Bob.

Winthrop Manor is the American Downton Abbey.

I thought that was Mike and Molly.

It weaves a colorful tapestry of what life was like in 1901

for America's wealthiest textile family,

and the men and women who had the privilege to serve them.

Tina, maybe you should go--

instead of me.

OK.

Oh, sorry, baby.

Kids can't go.

I guess they didn't have kids in 1901.

They were all working in factories,

getting covered in soot!

Ooh, lucky.

So who's watching us this weekend?

A pushover, not a pushover?

We prefer a pushover.

Your good friend, Teddy.

Oh, the pushover-est!