And it must be, finally, gotta be love

But you're probably not and probably didn't (nope) just sayin' that Snapchat, text-back game you're playing

Starts with 'show me yours and I'll show you mine'

Then a couple screenshots end up online

And those dick pics and titty snaps

Have all gone viral on the internet (tight)

Naked pictures sound like fun

Until you break up and they make their way to everyone

And all of the creepers

Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on

Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.

Don't take those pictures like you do

Of you in your birthday suit.

You in your birthday suit.

Talkin' that va-jay-jay vision with a nipple lick flick

A cock shot, ball drop or 'baby just the tip'

Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quicker

Picture that ass on the front page of Flickr

NSFW, more like anywhere

Tried my best to warn you, but you didn't care.

Awkward pose, bad light, slight bend

Leave it to the pros, y'all.

You should never send

Naked pictures sound like fun

Until you break up and they make their way to everyone

And all of the creepers

Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on

Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.

Don't take those pictures like you do

Of you in your birthday suit.

You in your birthday suit.

Best case scenerio, pictures of your scarey-o

Face, never make it to the wrong hands.

The inverse, is the whole universe

Sees your shake, your holiday hands.

Background check for the perfect jo

But the google search shows the tiggle bit is a dong

There's a booty smack screencap goin' around

And you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down

(well, that's what your junk looks like, so I guess there's that)

Naked pictures sound like fun

Until you break up and they make their way to everyone

And all of the creepers

Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on

Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.

Don't take those pictures like you do

Of you in your birthday suit.

You in your birthday suit.