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  • Buy one of my mini flower love weeds for your Valentine.

  • What flower what weeds?

  • A weed is just the right plant growing in the wrong place.

  • I'm selling bouquets for a buck each.

  • Who's in?

  • Hey, Tina.

  • Hey, Jimmy Junior.

  • Do you have any Valentine's plans?

  • Are you free today at lunch?

  • [gasps] Valentine's Day plans, today, lunch, me with you?

  • [nervously laughs]

  • Uh, yeah.

  • No, I don't.

  • Cool.

  • So will you meet me in a gymnasium at lunch?

  • I love it already.

  • Great, well what you're wearing is fine.

  • Unless you brought something else.

  • You probably didn't.

  • Wait, what?

  • Did your bring-- forget it.

  • Just-- yeah.

  • Don't be late and brush your teeth.

  • (SINGING) Ba da ba dee da ba du da da dee!

  • [grumbling] Oh, my stomach.

  • Oh, uh, joy poops.

  • Gotta get to the bathroom.

  • Zeke is literally selling weeds

  • and people are buying them.

  • God, this is the dumbest holiday ever.

  • Yeah, love can really make people do some wacky things,

  • huh?

  • [gasps] Hey, are you gonna be a lunch today?

  • Well, I made a reservation.

  • Why?

  • Oh, I don't know.

  • Just checking.

  • Check.

  • Just pretending to check a box.

  • Anyway, I should be going.

  • Bye.

  • Bye.

  • Good, poor kid picked up the wrong inhaler.

Buy one of my mini flower love weeds for your Valentine.

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