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  • Wow! (Pewdz beautiful face enlarged)

  • Hey, it's Pewdiepie the best youtuber ever I have the most subscribers, so that's how it works. STFU (more face)

  • Today we're going to talk about streaming (wait for it...)

  • streaming "fails" (wheeze)

  • The thing that I love about uhhh

  • stream fails

  • Specifically is because it doesn't matter if it's one frame

  • Okay, one frame you fuck up it's on the internet forever, and you're going to get shit for it

  • now I have never made that mistake before I would never be that fucking stupid

  • * pewds being disgusting *

  • that I would do something dumb like

  • accidentally showing my porn history in a video

  • Mission failed!!

  • First one. I love this video. I love this video so much. It's one of my favorite. It's this fucking

  • streamer who gets caught for

  • Using Wallhack and some other hacks as she said playing with a hack without knowing that

  • the stream actually sees her using the hack

  • Pewds: and let's just watch. Girl: Stop shooting. P: Oh wow okay. What is that?

  • You motherfucker (what a dumbass)

  • *Watches a fellow sister fister play*

  • She's not actually hacking. She's just so good at the game that she can automatically see the health bar and through Walls

  • this is

  • Women for you, they are so good at games

  • They can't help it

  • *girl screaming* WHY DID I RELOAD WTF

  • That's right. Why did you reload that was the issue there? I think I don't man

  • Thank you very much, though welcome to the Dumpling Empire

  • my name is Miss Q gemini. The dumpling empire, one of my -it really hurts for me to break down this footage because I

  • Myself used to be part of the dumpling empire (no way)

  • My favorite Empire to be part of the dumpling empire we're trying to not be a noob (are you fucking retarted)

  • We're trying to not be a noob

  • by using wall hacks

  • The self-deprecation, I am trying not to be a noob even though I am kind of good at this game

  • because you are using fucking wall hack.

  • How dishonest can you be at collecting donations?

  • from people

  • Simultaneously, just fucking cheating up the game

  • It's so annoying to me when people cheat in games because okay, okay. You know what I'll take that back

  • I sort of respect cheating in games if you just want to fuck people over you know want to upset them piss them off I

  • Can sort of understand that but when you just cheat to pretend that you're good that's just fucking stupid. Oh, that's just cringey man

  • I can't I can't stand beside the dumpling army any longer for that.

  • But my favourite bit is when she realized she got caught and she tried to blame it off her friend. (how stupid can you get)

  • Look at her face. Oh

  • G: Yo, you guys ever get that weird glitch in CSGO. (Pewds mocking): Yo, you guys ever get that weird glitch in CSGO.

  • Where you see through the walls for two fucking rounds, and then don't acknowledge it

  • But then all the sudden you're stupid, where it shows your rank, it shows everyone's rank.

  • P: Oh, it shows everyone's rank. G: I played the other day. P: uh-huh G: I played the other day with

  • You played the other day

  • I don't know what it must have been some sort of computer virus that installed itself and then you just didn't see it.

  • That's weird, that is weird.

  • Wait, what the fuck? Oh what the fuck okay? Well? What's the excuse number two please tell me Clara Clara?

  • Fucking Clara I've been telling you guys about her for so long fucking Clara cannot be trusted

  • What does she do hold on Clara give me one second all right? Where is this?

  • How do I close this yo Rock I need some help because I don't know what I'm looking at right now.

  • What the fuck is that, hello?

  • I need to text my friend Clara right now. She was at my house the other day. What the actual fuck?

  • I love the top comment under this video Clara. Sorry

  • Yo Rock, do you remember do you remember when fucking Clara got the fucking VAC ban? I'm going to kill this girl.

  • She promised me. [some dumb excuses]

  • She was here today, and I was watching her

  • Why the fuck why the fuck this is what happens when you let people use your PC. Can't trust them alright

  • That's such so mean to Clara like this fucking girl.

  • It's so fucking.. oh my God

  • So one of my nightmares with streaming is that you would accidentally leave the stream on, and then you do something horrible

  • Something you're not supposed to do, something not Christian

  • and everyone sees it, but this girl clearly

  • fakes it, that's the case and it's so fucking obvious when you look it look at it. Yeah, I think

  • I think this is it I'm going

  • yeah, I think this is it I am going to go away now, to uh

  • I'm going to log off now and

  • Have a nicely.. have a good night's sleep

  • I am going to go away. I am going to have a nice sleepy and nothing else

  • I will go and sleep

  • No, not continue streaming, and no masturbating yeah, you guys

  • Yeah, wait. I just realized this video

  • Got age-restricted so that means if I show what's about to happen

  • My video will be age restricted and fuck that you can look it up yourself. She comes back. She plays her fiddle

  • Okay, but it's not only the women of course we're going this is also a classic

  • This one didn't get age-restricted though

  • It's just funny when he when when guys does it, what is up everyone?

  • Hello, hello and welcome all

  • cameras on

  • cue the Seinfeld

  • hahaha

  • Oh the cameras how long have you been watching did you see all of that?

  • But you know streaming isn't that bad it's not like actually bad things happen, wait home invasion caught on twitch

  • What where do people live, Jesus Christ.

  • Jesus, oh my god

  • This music is fucking awesome

  • Anyone know what song this is?

  • really like this tune (it's pretty nice)

  • Really good

  • I'm joking I hope she's okay. I think she is I she made a video about it afterwards at the time

  • I didn't know what was going on. They were supposed to go to someone else like their targets. They were probably after a youtuber

  • They make more money. I have a gun right now, that was actually really close.

  • And our car speeds off a car

  • Just sped off, I think my neighbors [inaudible]

  • Let me go check actually hold on I might need to grab a gun just in case but I think it's a drug

  • They see where my knife at you. We get it just

  • A drive-by no big deal.

  • This this clip kind of annoys me

  • Maybe because I don't I don't know exactly what is happening, but there's some drive-by hear some gunshots

  • And he's like let me just get my knife let me just get my gun

  • Has this nibba not heard of swatting, okay police comes in and you have a gun you're gonna get fucking shot

  • That seems like a terrible idea to have a gun next to you when you fucking stream

  • Right am I the only one thinking like this, so there's this audio clip

  • That sounds exactly like someone is knocking on your door if you have headphones on it will trick you

  • 100% so it knocks here, and then you'll obviously be like this

  • and then it goes in this ear a little less it really sounds like something is coming from there like it sounds super real and

  • Some people send these to streamers, and it tricks them and the reaction is just fucking hilarious

  • It sounds real good, and then they just fucking hide

  • But never this big guy, just grabs a gun in his truck if I had a gun next to me

  • I throw in the fuck away, I'm like. I'm not that's not mine

  • Look, how can you wear the wrong do have guns fuck man?

  • Do you want to get shot? I don't get it man. Oh

  • Man, is that you got you son of a bitch. Oh, you got me

  • fucked

  • Look at it. You could've got next to him dude. You're destroyed man

  • You can't do that with her fucking huh? I don't know why bothers me

  • Did you not see what happened to this dude at 11:07 on your side?

  • Exclusive a shot between the eyes, and I mistaken police response. It's an alarming new Crime trend in our area

  • Jesus Christ man why do I have to tell people to do it right? Oh my God this fucking thing, okay?

  • Let's finish for this one. This is probably one of my favorite

  • Because it's so confusing

  • so this streamer

  • I think the context here is that she was playing dark souls which you can tell here by the giant window of Gameplay and

  • She was getting drunk but for some reason and I can't what I want to know why cuz I don't understand what she decided to

  • stream herself

  • walking up the stairs in

  • in crutches

  • Now

  • Here's the thing about that that I don't understand

  • first of all seeing a girl walking up the stairs this

  • It's not that attractive, okay

  • It's not like I'm always like oh my fucking God

  • I can see a little better angle of that ass, like it's not that great, okay

  • I understand the whole thing that they figured out that they can do on twitch where they like have a whiteboard and they

  • Bend over, they're like

  • Can sort of understand that but just walking up the stairs that is not attractive, okay? It's not sexy

  • but the thing is

  • She just doesn't walk up stairs. She walk up the stairs in fucking crutches. That's like. It's not sexy

  • You look like a fucking retard. What are you doing? Why is she doing this?

  • If I came into this stream now, I'd be like is that a girl in special needs like what's wrong with her?

  • Is she trying to show what a struggle it is to walk up the stairs when a ... is a handicap

  • Is that what this is about?

  • How does the thought go I'm going to put a camera here?

  • So that people live can watch me walk up the stairs in crutches now. How does that make any sense?

  • I don't understand. I'm so confused

  • but then it keeps going

  • Because her boyfriend, sodapoppin bless his soul

  • Yes, it's this fake it feels like I'm watching a big brother reality show some shit, but I'm well entertained

  • I hope I hope it is. He comes in super pissed about this

  • Walking up these steps your ass

  • "How was I supposed to know that" well, I hope they worked it through

  • I hope they got through whatever the fuck that was because that can't be fun to have life, but anyway

  • That's just some of my favorite streaming moments. I had plenty more but I think we're out of time

  • We're not really out of time, but we hit the 10-minute mark

  • So you know it's time for me to go and then fuck off and play some pub G anyway

  • Thank you guys for watching leave a like and sister fister and all that shit. I'll see you tomorrow with another video

  • Sister Fister©

Wow! (Pewdz beautiful face enlarged)

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