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  • Welcome to faaaah aaaAAAaaahhh

  • It's time for me to review your submissions.

  • I asked you to Photoshop these pictures.

  • Now I'm going to review them, and for next week, we got a new topic.

  • If you're a musician its time to... m...

  • to get your Musical.ly on.

  • I"m going to add a bunch of audios.

  • You can sample it whatever way you want.

  • Just make a song. Make a jamming song.

  • If you got that beat, let it f-flow.

  • Okay.

  • Let's go! Let's- let's review this shit.

  • Well it said it was for free, so I mean...

  • I'll take it.

  • Good Photoshop, extremely attractive.

  • I don't know what else to say, really.

  • Ok, sure. Whatever, good job. GOOD JOB.

  • GOOD JOB.

  • For fuck's sake, what's with the content joke? I have plenty of content.

  • Fuuuu - Jesus.

  • If- If I didn't have any content,

  • then explain why I'm hunting myself.

  • Okay, explain that flawed logic.

  • You can't argue with facts. Fff you.

  • "The pupil of your eye can expand over 45% when you see something that you love."

  • This is just science. Again.

  • STOP... Stop this. Ohh, it's so cute with Edgar though.

  • What the- (laughs)

  • That's kind of awesome. I don't know why you didn't make the centre point, but whatever, it's cool. I appreciate it. I'd buy it.

  • WHOA!

  • What is that? (burp) That's pretty cool. "PewDieLoop?"

  • That's creative.

  • That's pretty fucking cool. Well done. Well done, "Ompalompan", great name by the way.

  • "I'm punk, so I must rebel. I'm Asian, so I must like math. I dye my hair crazy colours so I must be looking for- "(laughs)

  • "I'm the biggest channel on YouTube, so I must make billions and millions." (laughs)

  • "Billions and millions" is the shittiest meme I've ever seen, and for some reason, you guys keep posting that.

  • "PewDiePie good succ, blond Swedish man gets sucked."

  • Okay. Alright.

  • Great, great.

  • Appreciate, uh, PornHub hic- hitting me up, though, with the- the- with the VIP account.

  • I mean... Nothing, nothing happened.

  • "Cocaine, Marijuana, Re-" (laughs)

  • Every day, bro! Respecting wamen, bro.

  • Now, that's just sexy!

  • I think I did a thumbnail like this once. But that's, uh, that's pretty good.

  • I would eat it.

  • I would, uhh, rub it on my body.

  • (soft laughter)

  • Wow, it looks so real(!)

  • I-I-I almost can't tell that this isn't the- I remember it, though.

  • That one time me and fake Marzia had a child together.

  • "Do you think God stays in Heaven because he is afraid of what he created?"

  • Hey, don't Photoshop Brad, okay? He hasn't deserved it.

  • Fuck this. This is the worst meme.

  • "Thank you for making - not you - quality content-" (laughs)

  • Thank you, thank you! I am the nicest.

  • Viewers on YouTube, you guys are too kind.

  • What have I done to deserve such a wonderful audience that truly appreciates me (?)

  • "What are you, fucking gay?"

  • Alright, well, this video is done. Thank you guys so much.

  • Uh, I got a- I got a- I got uh, dentist appointment.

  • That was a joke; I'm still here.

  • (laughs)

  • Nothing like a good old respecting wamen meme.

  • Goddamn it! It's not true, by the way.

  • If it was myself there, then we can talk.

  • "PewDiePie is not original co-"

  • WHAT!? No.

  • Jacksfilms copied ME.

  • Everyone knows that. He's ripping off my whole formula, my whole thing- I did YIAY way before Jacksfilms, guys.

  • "Aww, ain't you the cutest lil thing?"

  • "Is math related to science?"

  • "Oh, no. It's retarded." (laughs)

  • Oh, Katy Perry. What happened?

  • "Where can I find myself a relationship li-" oh, o-okay. Yeah, no, it's another Brad-

  • We do look very cute in that pictre, not gonna lie.

  • We do look way cuter in that picture than ANY of these other ones. (laughs)

  • WHOA!

  • That's fuckin' awesome!

  • Hell yeah!

  • I- (belch) I always wanted to eat Jack.

  • (belch) Oh man, that`s really cool.

  • (laughs) Fair enough, fair enough.

  • Well played, well played.

  • See? Even if you're shit, you can still make it. You can still make it. There is hope for everyone.

  • "Did I spend too much time on this? Yes. Do I regret it? Ye-" No, it's fucking awesome.

  • Hell yeah!

  • Well done. I love it, I look like, um... I like the Edgar in the background, as well. (laughs)

  • Alright, we're going to the final page, so these best be good, okay?

  • Fuck, maybe I should do a fan art competition.

  • 'Cause these are fuckin' awesome.

  • Very cool. Very nice! Jak się masz (Polish)

  • Um...

  • Absolutely.

  • Beautiful. The anatomy of this wach- whamen is, uh, flawless.

  • Oh, god. What the fuck is this?

  • No, just no.

  • Okay? Just no.

  • (laughs) Sweden is my city.

  • (laughter)

  • "Are you religious?" Me: "The Book of Res-" (laughs)

  • What can I say?

  • "The Pugs Awakens."

  • (laughs) I just saw Edgar; so cute~ (more Swedish laughter)

  • And Marzia looks amazingly disfigured; well done.

  • Uh, really, you really hit the nail on that one.

  • "The Pugs Awakens."

  • Okay...

  • Alright...

  • GODDAMN IT! (laughs)

  • "He respec, but he also-"

  • (weird laughter followed by strange inhale)

  • (sigh) Well done. That was good. I like that one.

  • WHOA!

  • That's fucking awesome!

  • Jesus Christ, that's terrifying.

  • Why am I so turned on right now?

  • Uh, excuse me. I have to do something...

  • Just kidding! I'm still here!

  • That's fucking awesome. Well done, Goesses.

  • "I am pregananant." (laughs)

  • You're retarded-arded. (laughs)

  • "But this isn't Photoshopped!" Yes, it is! Okay?

  • Don't believe the lies of the media... or the Reddit comments.

  • "Cocaine. Marijuana. Beer. Direspecting-" (laughs) Of course it had to make it back again.

  • "Pewds gets rekt at SGDQ."

  • "I would really prefer if you stopped doing "try not to" challenges." (laughter)

  • Aww...

  • Aww! (laughs)

  • Well done. We-Well use of the shitty source material that I gave you guys.

  • Okay.

  • NO!

  • That is wrong; that is factually incorrect.

  • "Pewds should be in 720p, he never uploads-" (laughs)

  • Yeah, that's true; I ha- I still have shitty internet.

  • "This person tried to-" (laughs)

  • I-I-I... Nothing to fear, that's how you know your phone is safe.

  • (laughs) For fuck's sake.

  • Seriously?

  • (laughs)

  • That should've been the thumbnail of that video, goddamn it.

  • Alright, so the last one, the top one, goes to MassiveWeebYT

  • (laughs)

  • "Nice touch in the back-" Oh, come on!

  • "What's her name?" Of course.

  • Uh, excuse me. My name is PewDiePie, alright. I'm a little offended that you misgendered me.

  • Okay!

  • That was it for this week's of

  • FRIDAYS WITH PEEEWPIIIE!

  • Honestly, I love these. I think these are my favourite weekly videos to do.

  • I know everyone's like "Ugh, oh, he's out of ideas!"

  • "Because he asks his fans-" but, I think it's cool.

  • I think it's fun, and uh... I uh...

  • Yeah, I don't know. It's not that great, actually, now that I think about it.

  • It's the same shit over and over, basically.

  • But if you think you have the skills for next week, to make it in the video,

  • check out the link in the description.

  • Make the most lit song possible.

  • And you will make it... to the next level.

  • My name is PewDiePie, and this has been Bro Awesome.

  • That was so cringe. I don't know where I was going with that.

  • (kisses fist) SISTER FISTER!

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