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  • Don't tell me they're closing the mall early today. I haven't broken a sweat.

  • Do you desire supperior look?

  • Do you pray the genetically unobtainable?

  • Do yo long for others to snipe at you behind your back out of sheer envy?

  • Yes. Yes! And heck-a yes!

  • Then the fabulizer is the process for you.

  • Observe the elevated moisture content eyes with reduced blink intervals for optimum sparkle.

  • The perfectly arched right eyebrow.

  • Cusom enginiereed to 45.7 degree angle.

  • with optional clacked chin.

  • The ultra-white perma smile. 45 to 15% extra teeth.

  • The platinum streak that delicately covers one eye for that mysterious peak-a-boo appeal.

  • And finally, the attention grabbing cheek mole.

  • Now available in three colors.

  • and three easy payments of only $90.95

  • this fabulous look can be yours.

  • Out of my way. I demand to be fabulized right this instant.

  • It's all working perfectly. Soon they will all belong to your fabulous nest.

  • Where am I?

  • What is this place?

  • You can't run away.

  • You will be spies! Spies! Spies!

  • You are working for me! Working for WOOHP!

  • Spies! Spies! Spies!

  • Ugh. What a nightmare. Ugh. Okay.

  • Your system was infected by the WOOHP virus. Shutdown immediately.

  • WOOHP virus?!

  • Wait! There must be some mistake. I live in Beverly Hills, not the Valley!

  • Not anymore! WOOHP has officialy relocated you.

  • I'll have a power smoothie with a soy protein boost.

  • Sorry. Your card's been declined.

  • Declined? But I just paid my bill. Here try one of these.

  • But that's impossible, they can't be all maxed out.

  • Put your hands in the air and step away from the plastic.

  • This is totally unfair.

  • Prison stripes are so not matching my shoes.

  • Double W shaped handcuffs? Now I know who's to blame for this!

  • Sam? It's Clover. You're never gonna believe what just happened.

  • Whatever it is, it can't be worse than being attacked by a computer virus.

  • Yeah?! Try a round of WOOHP tumbleweed wrestling.

  • That's it. It's time to call back jerky Jerry and give him a piece of our moods.

  • Hello Clover. So lovely to hear from you.

  • Hey mister! Save what you're selling for someone who's buying!

  • Yeah! We know what you and your sneaky organization are up to.

  • Making our lives miserable so we'll be spies for you!

  • I have no idea what you're talking about. It's against WOOHP policy to interfere with civilians lives.

  • Regardless. I'll be happy to help you out of your current situtation, provided you'll help me as well.

  • I can't believe it! We're being blackmailed by a bald geezer!

  • That's balding.

  • And trust me. You won't regret your decision.

  • Decision? What decision?

  • Right now it's time to start your official WOOHP training.

  • You're actually forcing us to be spies?

  • Exactly what kind of training are we talking about?

  • Over the next 48 hours you'll be instructed in extreme martial arts.

  • Hi-tech weapon and equipement use.

  • And super secret surveillance techniques.

  • In short, it's going to be challenging, grueling and extremly demanding.

  • So? What's the upside?

  • Well. We do get to see Tad in a flight suit.

  • Speaking of suits.

  • Here are your spy uniforms, now let's begin, shall we?

  • Alex?!

  • I'm okay. Hehe.

  • Hey girls, I think i see something.

  • Handbags!

  • Oh my!

  • Zut alors!

  • Wow. This place is amazing!

  • Time to focus ladies.

  • I'm going to show you a fool-proof WOOHPkate called blender of death. Observe the five lethal speeds.

  • Okay. Now you show me a blender of death.

  • Hey, this is kind of fun!

  • Bring on the baddies Jer!

  • And the tropical fruit.

  • We can't outlast, outfight or outrun this thing! What do we do?!

  • We outsmart it! Follow me!

  • Hey grease brat! Over here!

  • Incoming!

  • How's our accesory looking now Jer?

  • Most impressive.

  • Perhaps you can be spies after all. That is if you're willing to work on the rest of your skills in the field.

  • Yeah! Consider it done!

  • Then consider yourselves WOOHP agents. Here are your I.D. cards.

  • Duty calls.

  • Well tell her to call back later, we've been up all night.

  • Sorry, spy missions wait for no one.

  • Being spy is so cool. I always wanted to take sea cruise.

  • Me too.

  • Me three.

  • Congratulations on your training sucess spies.

  • It's gonna be a pleasure working with you.

  • The pleasure is all mine.

  • Are there any WOOHP rules against interoffice romance Jer?

  • Now for the mission.

  • There has been a number of mysterious dissapearances in the greater Los Angeles area.

  • One of them being rockstar Rob Hearthrob.

  • Rob Hearthrob?! Well, he's only like me special celeb soulmate.

  • I getting all miss-tdy just thinking about his songs.

  • We'll save tho sobbing because you'll be explonring a missing celebrity of a different sort. Peppy Wolfman.

Don't tell me they're closing the mall early today. I haven't broken a sweat.

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