- Crayon.

- Crayon.

- Crayon. - Crayon.

- Crayon. - Crayon.

- Crayen.

- Crayen?

- Mmm, did she say crayen?

- Crayen.

- Crayon!

- Crayen.

- Crayon.

- No! You're wrong. - You know!

- It's one syllable.

- We had a huge debate about this in college.

- But the O.

- Kenny is confusing college and kindergarten

'cause he says crayen.

- Carmel. - Caramel.

I don't know if I'm-- - I was expecting that.

- Carmel. - Carmel.

- Caramel.

- Carmel.

- Wait, did you say carmel?

- No, I say caramel.

- Caramel?

- See, but I sometimes say carmel

and sometimes I say caramel, it really depends.

- Really, I never say caramel.

- It's like caramel, it's too fancy.

Who am I, some highfalutin kinda character?

- Jewelry.

- Jewelry.

- Jewelry.

- Yeah, jewelry.

- Some people say je-wel-ry.

Those are overachievers.

- Jewellery.

- No.

- No one says je-wel-ry. (laughs)

- Jewellery.

- Je-wel-ry.

- See, this is another, you gotta take the time

to enjoy the syllables in the words.

- If you try to rob someone and were like,

"Give me your je-wel-ry!" I would just laugh.

- Hero. - Eero.

- Eero.

(woman laughs) - Jairo.

- Hero.

- Hero?

- Wow, I would say jairo.

- Eero, which is the way Greek people say it, I think.

- It could be giro, it could be gairo.

- Gairo.

- Gairo. (man laughs)

- Who says gairo? - I've never heard that one.

- Jairo's so wrong.

- It makes me feel dirty when I say

jairo. - Jairo!

- It's a Greek word, so I'm gonna just give us points

for knowing anything about it. (both laugh)

- Nobody should speak, is what we've learned.

This is why texting is the new evolution

of language. - Mm-hmm.

- I feel like you can't apply logic to the English language.

(laughs)