Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles *WAPISH* Top of the mornin' to ya ladies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to Super Mario Maker! I know! A Nintendo Mario game on this channel... how crazy, bat-shit insane is that? Um, but I got a Wii U, just for my own personal time to just mess around and play with, cause I've always wanted one, and some of the games on it are really really fun to play. I've been addicted to Mario Kart, and I've just been playing that all the time. But Super Mario Maker is one thing I've wanted to play as well, I haven't made any of my own levels, I haven't even played the game for all that long, I think I played like 30 minutes, of something before. but I wanted to play the 100 Mario Challenge which is this thing on the left. From what I know, from what I've heard from other people, is that you get in, and you have a hundred Mario lives, but it picks 10 levels for you or maybe it's not 10, it picks a certain amount of levels for you, from the internet, so they're levels that other people have made that I have to play. So they could be really easy, or stupidly hard, so, I don't know. We'll get in and play, I don't know, I-I'm not used to this yet! 100 lives to play with and 8 courses to clear, not 10. Take on different courses every time you play, from makers all over the world. Yeah! So, we'll go for easy first... I can't click "easy"? I have to click "normal"? Ohhh, wait no no no Okay, I was on easy. Oh, so easy is 8 courses, and then normal is how many... It does not say. Oh, 16! Okay, so, we'll go for the 8 courses first. We'll see how it goes. also, I have to use that big, clumsy Wii U pad because I don't have any Pro controllers where I live. How stupid is that?? I want a Pro controller, it's so much more comfy. Okay. Princess Peach is in trouble! Of course she is. And Toad's there, giving ya the double fingers. As always. * adorable laughter* Heeellllpp oh no Peach you're trapped again! Why do you always get captured? You think you'd do something better which your time, like fuckin, like take up woodcrafting or something. K, this is made by Andrew. "Under In The Mushroom Mine" What? *chuckles* Okey, smokes, let's see what we got. I- oh God. What are you? Oh God, there's a lot of these powers as well that are from newer Mario games, that I have never used. I'm gonna stomp on your heads! Ergh! There ya go, kill em! Yeah! Okay, so far so good. So far it's been pretty simple. *laughs* Use that booty! Ergh! Okay, what the hell is going on? Why does this seem really easy all of a sudden? I have a feeling it's about to- ohh there we go. There's the hardness. Oh, fuck! God dammit. Ugh, god dammit! No, no, no! Ah for fuck's sake. *laughs loudly* Okay, that one did not work. I hit the wrong button, fuck! *giggles* I thought I switched them around A and X are my jumps instead of my runs. God fucking dammit anyway. *laughs* There we go, booty booty booty! Yeah, nice! All the coins. Can I do it on you? Do you have extra coins? *coin sounds* Booty booty booty booty booty booty! Nice. Oh this comes out a different side. Oh I went in the right hand one this time. Fuck you. Ahm, doo doo doo doo doo *sound of Mario music* Oh, nice. Oh, God. Where did- is tha- fuckin hell! Wh-Why do you have a plant on your back this time?! Sons of bitches. Bah, fuck you! Screw you guys. I'm gonna do this. Bloop. Oh, crap! You go around the walls?! Mmm... nuts. Um, yeah so my Mario knowledge kinda sucks. Ah, as a gamer, I actually haven't played all that many Mario games before. Which is surprising. Heh. Fuck you, fuck you You crawl up everything?! You're a crazy lunatic! Fuck! Shit. Shit, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. What do you change? Let's see. *Mario countdown music* You don't fucking change anything! (Yes it does, Jack.) Oh, maybe it was the blocks back there, maybe they all would have turned into coins. Damnit! Don't kill me. Don't kill me, dudes. D-don't kill me dudes. There you go, fuck you. How do - How do I get up here?? Crap! Was I supposed to use them guys? Oh wait, I can just jump up *laugher* I'm so stupid Okay, can I go in here? Did I do it?? Please tell me I finished the level I want to at least finish one level No! God, don't - Oh God I misjumped! *weird Jack noises* Oh God, fireballs! Fireballs for days! Aw shit! Shit! Shit, I'm fucking scared now Oh god, I'm scared! No, don't do this! Don't do me like this! This is a long level. Can I have a mushroom? Yes! Thank you, Christ! Eeaahh, fuck! Oh thought - I thought I was going to lose it immediately Aww yeah gotcha! Gotcha, ya Venus Fly motherfucker. Yis, yis! Aww man! Ah yeah, we finished the level! Awesome! There's something in my earhole! *Jack noise* Um, yeah, so I haven't played a Mario game years! They've added SO much more to Mario games since I played them The last time I played a Mario game properly was like my...my Gameboy Oh God, that was a long time ago Oh! Under in the Mushroom, save and quit. No, we're gonna go next I'm gonna give you a star! Thank you, Andrew! That was awesome! Peach is still in trouble? Of course ya are, you're always in trouble Okay. Whatcha got, game?! I got 99 lives! Welt 1-2 Nichts dis Gumbas Okay, this is a German level Hup hup hup hup O.....kay Oh, you have all the secrets. Oh! Aw man, I can't use the Super Booty Stomp! Can I have a mushroom? Thank you, thank you. What do you say? G U - do you just say gumba? Probably Wait, can I - Now can I do the Super Booty Stomp? Was it cause I had a mushroom? Hmp! FUCK! Are you gonna fall? He fell to his DEATH! He's-He's-Stupid Goombas! *Jack panic noise* Go away! Go away! Nhah! I don't need that mushroom but it would have AH FUCK! Now I need it! There we go! Thank god I could get it *chuckle* Part of me is like "Okay, go back and get all the stuff. Go back and get all the stuff in the-the levels" Okay OOOH you're helpful. Gimme you Will you work? HUH HUH HUH Do the - Do the jump! There ya go! Okay, thata boy, Mario! You're not such an asshole after all! *clears throat* Good God! *cough* I'm losing my fuckin' voice. That's not good! That's not a fun time for Jackaboy! What's in you? Ah fuck! There was a one up! There was a - There was a one up man! AH! Fuckin' winged bastards! Stay away! No, go back that way! Should've hit the other one with my head. Yay! Aw crap, should've saved that in case I need it. Yeah! Aw shit! *chuckle* One up man! Sweet! Wait, does that actually count? I don't think that counts because it's the 100 Mario Challenge Oh, you're still down here! Nice! AH! You...he came out of nowhere! RK0 Okay, I have to be fucking careful now! OH you guys are scaring me. I don't li- I don't like this! I don't like this! I don't like this! Oh, mushroom! Oh, thank the Lord! I have three..I have three one up mans Do I? Is that what it's saying in the top left? FUUCK! Why you do that? Okay, okay. End of the level I can get something good out of this Huup buuh YEAAAAAAAAH! I did it! WHOO! Okay, this is fun! Yeah, all the lives back! So I got 100 Marios again Sweet! And now we're back to old school Mario Oh God, Boos! Nooo...Shit shit shit shit no Stop going the other direction! Okay, I got one! I got one! It turned me into a block?! How does that help anything? How does that help the situation? Can I go through this door? Yes, away from the Boos. Oh balls. What's behind door number one? End of the level *confused Jack* Hurray Whatever, I'm sure there was a lot more secrets to that level that I just completely missed. Oh this is REALLY old school Mario! Woooow! Why are you just giving me mushrooms? *little chuckle* Oh, flower! Flow...Fire Flower! Get it get it YEAH! Oh shit! What'd I just do? What'd I just do? Okay, a flying...BOOT? Was that a shoe?! Do I have - do I have to fight a Bows? Do I have to fight a Bows right now? I don't want to fight a Bows! It's a fucking flying Bowser. Get him! Get him! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! What are you doing?! What are you...Fucking asshole! Stop that! I don't know what's going on, I don't know what's going on. There's a Bob-omb there but the - STOP IT! You fucking...STOP! GO AWAY! Um, could I just get out past you? Is that a thing I can do? AHH! Okay okay I'm gone I'm gone. I'm gone. Can I go up through the pipe? Yes, oh thank God! Do not want to deal with a Bowsy Bows! Do I have to deal with another one? Ah, it's Baby Bowser! Awwwww!!!!!!!! He's so cute! He's so cute AH ye asshole! He's so cute DIE MOTHERFUCKER! *laughing at the misfortune of Baby Bowser* He's burned alive now! He's turned into molten Bows. I did it! YAaaaaayy.... Is that not the end of the level? Spitting all over my Wii U game pad *laughs* "cave game" We still have 100 Marios. I'm doing okay. Oh, this is the Wii U Mario. Can I go through any of these pipes? *mimics pipe sound* Nope, nope, nope. None of them. Okay, umm..I'm not gonna move you guUUUUYS! Shit shit shit. I always sucked at getting the timing right on these things. I think I can make that. I can just make that anyway! I don't even need these guys! What am I doing with my life? Okay, I'm gonna bring you with me, just in case I need you. Hey, hey dudes. Oh, I can just run across them *laughs* Hey guys! What are you guys doing? *adorable laugh* Is this all the level is? REALLY?! Take that, ya bastards. Okay. I feel bad now because I died at the start of that. I got my life back, but I died at the start like a frickin' moron. "Flugtag" by Lucci. He's from Germany. Good old Lucci. I love that guy. He's the best. Ah God, jump up. Yeah, give me mushrooms! No? K, you gave me a hat mushroom guy. Oh THAT'S how I use him, ok. I figured it out *chuckIes* Cause I was playing the other level I was like, how the hell do I actually use this hat thing? Um, I have to use the TRIGGERS Not the other buttons, ok we are gonna go up top. Heyyy god, oh god, Mario your a bit floaty I don't like that *BRRRRRRRRRUM* All the way up, there ya go, thata boy Mario! Ah shit! Mario, if you could just like shimmy-shammy your legs like that anyway, then what's stopping ya...why do you keep fallin'? What's stopping ya from dying all the time? WHOOOO, yeah! Ok, I should probably just have a bit more fun with this, right?
B1 US mario booty shit shit god mushroom fuck IT'S A ME! | Super Mario Maker #1 132 4 :P posted on 2018/03/18 More Share Save Report Video vocabulary