No! I'm not gonna do that. That's one step away from personal ads... and prostitutes.

No! No!!! I am not going down that road...

What does she look like?

She's good looking. - How good looking?

Very good looking. - Really good looking?

Really very good looking. - Would you take her out?

Yes, I would take her out. - Oh, you hesitated.

What hesitate? I didn't hesitate. - No, something's up here, you hesitated.

I'm telling you - she's good looking. - What about the body? What kind of body?

Good body. Nice body. - How nice?

Nice. - Just nice?

Pretty nice. - Really good?

Really very nice and good.

What about personality?

Good personality. Funny. Bright. - Smarter than me? I don't want anyone smarter

than me. - How could she be smarter than you?

Let's see, let's see. What else? What else?

Oh, yeah. What does she do? - First of all, what does he do?

He was in real estate. He's not working right now...

He's not working?! How come he's not working? - Well, I mean, he got fired.

Why did he ge fired? - Oh, right. Well, he tried to... poison his

boss. - Excuse me?!

Such a long story, Cynthia, seriously. I mean, he just had some problems at work.

Is he nuts? - No! No, no. He's a really, really funny guy.

What does he look like? - Pardon?

WHAT does he look like? - Well, he's got a lot of character in his face.

He's short. He's stocky... - He's fat. Is that what you're saying -

that he's fat? - Powerful! He is so powerful! He can lift a

100 lbs right up over his head. And, um... what else... what else?

He's kind of, just kind of, losing his hair.

He's BALD?! - No! No, no, no. He's not bald... He's balding.

So, he will be bald? - Yeah.

What kind of hair? - You know, long, dark hair.

Flowing? - Flowing?!

Is it flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.

"Thick lustrous hair is very important to me" - is that what you said?

Yeah, that's right. - Just clarifying....

Let me ask you this: if you stick your hand in the air, is it easy

to get it out? - Do you wanna be able to get it out, or

do you wanna not be able to get it out? - I'd like to be able to get it out.

I think you'll get it out. - What about the skin? I need a good cheek.

I like a good cheek. - She's got a fine cheek.

Is there a pinkish hue? - A pinkish hue?!

Yes, a rosy glow. - There's a hue.

She's got great eyebrows. Women kill to have her eyebrows.

Who cares about eyebrows? Is she sweet? I like sweet... But not too

sweet, you can throw up from that. - I don't think you'll throw up.

She likes to throw up. - Has he ever been married?

No. - Has he been close?

He once spent a weekend with a woman. - He didn't really try to poison his boss?!

Yeah, he did.