(bottles clink)

- Boo boop!

- Oh, yes!

- Operation Great Idea in action.

- Hey, guys, New Year's just happened, and what.

What are you doing?

- Yo guys, what up?

- Oh, my God.

- You guys might be wondering why we're wearing these hats.

Well, it's because we gotta keep on truckin'.

And that's why we're making, in honor of

our New Year's resolutions, No Quitter Fritters.

- You guys might be wondering why we're wearing these hats.

We are, too.

- Hey, what kind of fritter are we gonna make today?

- I don't like hat, Mamrie.

- Yeah, don't mess with me.

- So, step number one, the choice is yours.

Option number fun, corn fritters.

Option number two is to make

a delicious dessert apple fritter.

- Mmm.

- Opportune number three is to make

a savory, chopped zucchini fritter.

- Ooh, oh, corn and the herbs.

- Yes!

- Whoa! Put it up, put it up.

- Your resolutions can change, mother fucker.

- Heat that oil, girl.

What you guys can't see is the pots and pans

are all under my new thing.

- What? Hide everything, practical, out of frame.

- Because Mamrie's vegan, and because we're potato buds

We're all gonna get together and choose

not to eat eggs as respect for her.

And we're gonna make this into mashed potatoes

and then deep fry it.

- But do we have to explain at all

how fritters are actually made?

- Stove top directions, heat water,

butter and salt to boiling.

I have vegan butter, I have vegan butter.

- What a plan!

- No quitter.

- Whoa.

How much are we making?

- Grace, congratulations on your new TV show.

- Thanks!

- [Mamrie] That wasn't weird.

(women laughing)

- One and a third cup.

- One and a third cup.

- [Mamrie] This only does ounces.

Oh, wait, no, one.

(water running)

- Mamrie, not in the sink!

And the fire goes out without you having to blow at it.

- I actually didn't make

any New Year's resolutions this year.

- Really?

- Because you achieved all your dreams?

- Holy shit, a lot of stuff has happened this year.

Good, bad, whatever, and I need

a second to just kind of feel it.

- You guys, on the real though?

New Year's resolutions.

Making myself only be able to watch

Real Housewives franchises while I'm on a treadmill.

- What?!

- I'm going to actually buy groceries and make meals,

because the amount of money I spend at restaurants

could have built a school in Africa.

And I'm not going to buy dumb shit.

Cut to this.

Whoops, I already fucked that up.

They were on sale - not, that was a lie.

I need to quit lying, too; that was my fourth one.

(women laughing)

- Guys, I don't know if it's

this beautiful new kitchen set or what.

But I feel like we should probably just finish these beers.

(bottles clinking)

Bottoms up.

- Bottoms to the floor.

- We wanna take a nap.

- Part of the whole new kitchen makeover is that

I have this adorable mason-jar themed measuring cup.

- Oh, my God, that's adorable.

- One cup potato buds.

- What?

- Oh, you guys don't shoot

My Drunk Kitchen with me all the time?

- No.

- Avalanche of flavor.

- Grace, you wanna do it?

- Cooking!

Water, butter, salt.

- Vegan butter.

- Perfect, perfect, perfect.

- [Mamrie] I just think it'll cool.

But it's up to you, whatever you wanna do.

- Trouble in paradise.

- Assaulted.

- I'm suing!

- Now what?

- We wait, we stop.

- Now we wait.

We're gonna cool these mashed taters,

and put them into a bowl into the fridge.

So that when we add our other elements, we can form them

them into little fritters so they actually have a shape.

- I know how to make it cool really fast.

- Meal with it.

- [Mamrie] You guys, we should use this as a beer funnel.

- While Hannah rinses out

the potential candy-cane beer funnel.

- I got covered in ritz.

- Meal with it.

(upbeat music)

- She's got it, she's got it!

- Yes, we cane, yes, we.

- That was great, you fucking nailed it!

- You're a genius.

- Yeah!

- Look at us, we actually turned into frat boys.

- Frat Boy Fritters!

- Frat Boy Fritters!

- Remember when we tried to talk about our resolutions?

- Wow, that's the only way I wanna drink beer.

- Corn achieved.

Are you guys already deep frying?

Mix your corn into your bowl of mashed potatoes.

- "Dill" with it.

- That's not dill.

- [Grace] This is literally something I would make

for myself if I came home drunk.

- [Mamrie] It's Franklin as fuck.

Oh, man, that fire went out.

- Uh oh, now the room is filled with gas.

- [Mamrie] No, no, it's back.

- Oh, I feel sleepy.

- That was just because I farted.

- With your flour hands, grab a little fritter

and roll it all around.

- There we go.

- I can't wait to put this in my human later.

- Where is your human?

- That bitch is sizzling.

- Let's make more.

- Make more quick.

My fritter got worse the second time I did it.

- [Mamrie] Ok, don't go too crazy, because you know why?

- Why?

- The oil, you gotta change the oil if it gets too gross.

- No, the oil gets colder the more shit that goes in it,

because the temperature goes down.

Grace, not enough.

- Hannah literally put one that fell

on the floor in that pan.

- But it was covered in.

- Why don't people make herb mashed potatoes?

- [Grace] Why don't people just fry

mashed potatoes more often, is the other question.

- A good question.

- These are actually croquettes.

That's what fried mashed potatoes are.

- No Quitter Cro-kitter.

- [Mamrie] Never Forget Croquettes.

- Never Forget Croquettes!

Sriracha, ketchup and mustard!

Great.

The most important thing about these

No-Quitter Frat-Boy Fritters is that you remember

to stay on course with your resolutions.

- Yes!

- Oh, my God!

- Holy shit!

- Mamrie, be on My Drunk Kitchen every week.

- Dat dill doe.

(women laughing)

- Hey guys, thank you so much for watching.

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- You guys know I'm never gonna win that lawsuit.

- She's been trying for years!

- If you guys wanna find more Mamrie,

go to Youtube dot com, slash You Deserve a Drink.

And thank you, Grace and Mamrie, for coming on the show!

- Cheers!

- Your new kitchen is amazing.

- Good luck with your resolutions.

- [Grace] Dat dil doe!