- You've got a hat on.

- What?

- It's a chip hat, it was a joke.

- Oh. - Don't take it personally.

- Huh?

- You should laugh!

Enjoy it.

Did you not think it was funny?

- No, but what's Grant doing?

- Urgh. That guy.

He watches porn at his desk.

- Ew.

- Yeah, well, cry porn.

- Oh.

Wait, what is cry porn?

- It's videos you watch yo make yourself cry.

- Oh my god (sobs). (clapping)

- (army husband) I love you so much.

- (wife) I missed you so much.

- Why would anyone wanna do that?

- It's self-manipulation.

You get a big release from it.

You know, watching cops befriend at-risk youth

is huge for guys like that.

- Wild.

- I have no problem with someone doing that at home,

but at work?

Gross.

Grant O'Brien!

We can see you.

- Oh, uh, Katie, Rekha.

I'm just watching people fuck.

- Oh come off it Grant.

We know your game.

- [Man] I'm going to turn the implant on now.

You might not hear anything at first.

- [Woman] Baby, can you hear me?

- [Child] Mom?

- You're disgusting.

Watching people's private moments for your own pleasure?

What is wrong with you?

- Wow, that was amazing.

Raika!

- Do you have anymore?

- Yeah.

Wait to you see Jimmy Kimmel's monologue

about his neighbor who got a flat tyre.

- Oh!

- [Newsman] And after the accident,

that teacher's heart went to his stone.

- [Man] Rex's been sitting by the grave since, Bill died.

- [Boy] I was just so happy to finally have a friend.

(sobbing)

My daddy is in heaven.

But he wrote this poem for my birthday.

- [News reporter] And that little boy with autism,

made the game-winning free throw.

- [Teenage Boy] We play trumpet over Skype to stop famine.

- [News Reporter] And that Jimmy Kimmel,

made the winning free throw.

For CBS news, I'm Steve Harvey, on the road.

- You know I can't believe you people.

You're perverts.

Doing that at work!

Children could come by!

Now if you'll excuse me,

(buzzing) Momma's gotta tingle.

Hey it's Grant from Collegehumor.

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And...

Sorry, you guys it feels like I'm out.

Am I out?

'cause I can see the top of the camera so it's...

Is this better?

Alright.

It feels worse.

Okay.

Thanks for watching!