which is fine,

but there's a mariachi band all over them.

- And they're like looking like this.

They're like...

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- It's literally a gallery of butts and boobs.

- [Voiceover] Do you watch porn?

- Occasionally.

- [Both] Yes.

- Wait, wait, no.

I sant to say...

- I feel like my mom is gonna kill me

when she sees this video.

(laughing)

- Exactly.

You'd better.

- Hey, let's watch this one,

"Mom and the maid (bleep)."

Of course.

- All you gotta say is maid.

Stereotypical from the start.

- It's been so long since I've seen a penis.

- I can't even follow the plot of this porn.

Oh, okay, now they get into the sex.

- To Spanish guitar?

- Oh my God.

- Ew, hold up.

Okay, we just skipped forward,

and this surfer dude is covering his pee-pee

on the bed

with what I think is his mom, and the maid.

- That's the racist part,

it's not the fact that she's a maid,

it's the face that now she's like, "Oh yes."

- "Oh, Jefe!"

- "Oh yes, like, I'll do that,

"I'll make you your tortillas,

"I'll get you your tacos."

Like, no one (bleep) talks like that, okay?

- There's a mariachi porn.

(laughing)

Here we go, I hear the trumpets.

I hear the trumpets, let's go!

All in with the mariachis.

- It's so fake, it's ridiculous.

- That dude portraying a Mexican

is wearing a fake-ass mustache.

- It's like this big.

- Like no one's had a mustache that big since Pancho Villa.

- Oh, they just like went right to it.

- And now they're having sex

in front of the mariachi.

- Hold up, that's not her husband.

That's one of the mariachi kids,

feeling up on her boobs.

- If this is actually possible,

this is going on my bucket list.

- [Voiceover] Outdoor Latina.

- Wow.

- It's also tagged "border patrol sex."

- What the (bleep)?

- Oh my God, like,

this is so ridiculous!

- We're fucking crossing the border

because we're running away from poverty,

and you're gonna be like, "Let's (bleep)."

- Oh, he's searching her,

but like rubbing on her body.

- She just asked if she can suck her way out of this one.

- If anything, this is rape.

- Women really do get raped by border patrol.

- They make it look desirable,

like this is something you should look forward to.

- This shit gets to me,

'cuz it's like my (bleep)ing family, you know?

Sorry,

I didn't mean to get that emotional.

- I was just expecting, straight up,

just like Latina chicks.

Having sex,

having a good old time.

But no.

- I feel really overwhelmed.

(chuckles) I just, I'm confused.

- I don't think any Latina or Latino would want to see this,

like, I don't think they think it's sexy.

- Latinas have a long way to go in media.

- We're women on a lot of levels.

Not just sex.

We're not just an object.

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