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- We are gonna try to, like, sneak some messages in
about women's right, you love women.
- I love women, I love rights,
I, mixing them up, we'll see what happens today.
- Let's get started.
- Okay, Jake, go ahead and walk in,
Miss Benz, I'm Dr. Dong.
- Miss Benz, I'm Dr. Dong.
- Dong?
Is that French?
- Is that French?
- No, it's Korean.
- No, it's Korean.
- [Glasses Guy] I was adopted.
- I was adopted, and raised in Seoul.
- I do a monthly exam--
- On my titties.
- [Nikki] But I could use some help.
- But I could use some help.
- [Glasses Guy] Miss Benz, this is a hospital.
- Miss Benz, this is a hospital.
- We don't call them titties here.
We don't call them titties here, they are ba-zoingas.
- [Nikki] What's this? - What's this?
- [Glasses Guy] That's a uh-- - [Doctor] That's a uh--
- Titty listener. - [Doctor] Titty listener.
- What are they saying?
- What are they saying?
- Hold on, let me translate from the Korean.
- Hold on, let me translate from the Korean.
Believe it or not, they're saying "ah-ooh-ga!"
(laughing)
- Push her down like you're gonna start eating her pussy.
Just another day at the office.
- This is the best meal you'll ever have at this hospital.
- This is the best meal you'll ever have at this hospital.
- Actually, you're wrong.
- Actually, you're wrong.
We do a really good Salisbury steak here.
(moaning)
- I want you to leave me messier
than your handwriting on a prescription.
- I want you to leave me messier
than your handwriting on a prescription.
- That's a classic doctor joke.
- That's a classic doctor joke.
(moaning)
- This is a blow job.
- This is a blow job.
(moaning)
♪ Blow jobs, blow jobs
♪ It's the funnest thing to do
♪ Blow jobs, blow jobs
♪ It's the funnest thing to do
♪ If I had my wish I would
♪ Give a blow job
♪ Every single day
♪ Well it's your lucky day
♪ Because I happen to be a genie
♪ Imma grant your wish of allowing you to
♪ Daily suck my peeny ♪
- Yes!
- It's a whole new world!
- It's a whole new world!
- I feel like Aladdin.
- I feel like Aladdin.
- And I'm not Jafar from blowing my load.
- And I'm not Jafar from blowing my load.
(laughing)
- Yes.
- I'm gonna finish inside of you.
- I'm gonna finish inside of you.
- But on the off chance that I get pregnant--
- Do you perform abortions here?
- [Glasses Guy] Yes, but-- - Yes, but--
- Since you're a woman,
I have to counsel you against it--
- Then you're gonna have to wait 24 hours--
- I'm gonna call a pastor--
- He'll get in touch--
- Tell you why you're wrong for doing it--
- And then if you really, really decide you're gonna do it--
- I will tell everybody where you live.
- I will tell everyone where you live.
- Okay--
- Maybe just come on my tits then?
- Okay, so turn around and accept his deposit.
- I consent, I consent!
- I consent, I consent!
- Nothing's sexier than enthusiastic consent.
- Nothing's sexier than enthusiastic consent.
- Oh, I'm about to shatter the glass ceiling
with my load.
And do it, shatter that ceiling.
(groaning)
I've never told a man to come before.
(laughing)
Or have I?