- We just had sex. - Yeah, but that was like 20 minutes ago

- You're right. I'm down. Right here? - Right now.

- Alright, I'm pulling over. - A'ight!

- Hey babe. - Huh-hu?

Do you want to have sex?

- No, I'm good. - Same.

- Right? - Yeah.

So I know we've been together for a year now... and I think it's time

Time for what?

Oh my God! No no no! No I mean: yes yes yes yes yes!

Babe, I know we've been married for a really long time, and I wanted to spice things up, so...

Hey, what are you doing?

[Harjit laughs maniacally]

Oh my God! I wanna kill you!

I hate you! [Harjit still laughs]

Oh... it's gonna be a big one. [fart]

Here comes... oh it's going to be LOUD!

Come on!!

IT'S COMING!

EVERYONE OUT!

Here goes another one...

- Hey babe? - Hey!

- Need to talk to you about something. - Hum?

So, the other day, I felt a little weird...

Because you know, I haven't had my period for a while, so I thought, you know, I got a little worried...

And maybe take a pregnancy test and... can't believe I'm saying this, but: we're having a baby.

BABE?!

Hey! This is your responsibility too!

Oh my God! Babe! Babe, the results are in!

- Are you ready? - Yeah!

- We're having a baby! - Oh, congratulations!

- I'm gonna call my mom, okay? - Okay!

[chanting] having a baby...

F*ck...

- Hey babe! - Hey...

SURPRISE!

Oh! Babe! Thank you so much! They're so pretty! I love them!

- Hey babe! - Hey!

- I have a surprise for you, close your eyes. - Okay...

Surprise!

- What's this? - It's my laundry!

Can you clean it by tomorrow 10AM, please? I love you!

- I'm not doing your laundry! - I love you so much baby, thank you!

Oh my God! Gross!

Good morning! - Oh, baby, your breath smells so good!

- Really? - Yeah! - I just woke up, I don't know.

Oh God... Harjit! - Hum?

- Harjit, wake up! Wake up! - What?

- I gotta tell you something. - What?!

- Jaz, man! Every freaking time! [Jaz laughs]

Good morning!

Hey babe, what did the shoe said to the other shoe? - What?

- Let's kick it! [laughter]

- So funny! Cause they're shoes! [What?]

Babe, I don't know what we're gonna do, this bill is no joke.

Yo, I have a friend named Bill at work though and he's so jokes...

Oh God babe! Is everything a joke to you? Okay, how about you and Bill get together...

And you guys pay that off?

Babe...

- I'm so excited for date night! - Oh my God me too!

- So we hit the movies... - Okay!

- And then, museum - Yeah!

- I wanna see dinosaurs! And then, the zoo! [scream in excitment]

I'm so excited!

-Hey babe, what are we gonna do tonight? - I think we could go to the movies, no?

- Like go to the movies? - Yeah like pop corn, nachos, kind of.

Are you stupid? Movies definitely does not fit in our monthly budget!

Maybe if you had'nt bought a chocolate bar the other day, we would have been able to go.

You're the one that wanted a chocolate bar in the first place

- You're the one who ate it. - Because you said you were on a diet

And you didn't want it anymore. - It's called a receipt.

You're gonna charge me on a chocolate bar?

- Why don't you just make the budget bigger? - Why don't you get another job?

I have two jobs already!

- Get another one! - Who has three jobs?