Oh, why? What's up?

Well, I have an audition for this play for some of it I have to speak french

Which, according to my resume, I'm fluent in...

Please help me out. I really wanna be in the play

Sure (speak french)

Alright, that seems pretty simple. Your first line is my name is Claus, so just repeat after me

Je m'appelle Claude (My name is Claude)

Well, we should just try it again

Ok

Je m'appelle Claude (my name is Claude)

Huh, It's not...quite what I'm saying

Really? sounds exactly the same to me

It does? really?

Yeah!

Alright! Let's just try it again

Really listen!

Got it!

Je m'appelle Claude

Oh, mon Dieu! (Oh, my God!)

Je m'appelle Claude

no

Ok! maybe we just break it down

Ok! Let's just try one syllable at a time

Ok! so repeat after me

Je

m'a

ppelle

Great! Ok! Faster!

Je

M'a

ppelle

Je m'appele

It's too hard. I can't teach you

What're you doin'?

I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall

No, no. Don't go I need you

My audition is tomorow

Now count from one to five

Un, deaux, trois, quatre, cinq

good job!

Thank you!

Hey Joey! Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot. you know, I was too impatient

so let's try it again

Oh, no. It's ok. O don't need your help. I worked out of myself and I really have to say I'm pretty good

Really? can I hear some of it?

Sure, sure

You're not. You're not. You're not. Again, you're not speaking french!

Again, you're not speaking french!!!

Oh, well, I think I am. Yeah, and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part

How could you possibly think that?

For one thing. The guy in the tape said I was doing a good job!