Hi, kitty.

(kitten meowing)

- I've never met a kitten before,

probably because my family wasn't a pet family growing up.

- I have never met a kitten before.

I know of cats, but I've never met a kitten.

- I'm very much a dog person,

and most of the people in my life have puppies, not kittens.

- I think my heart would be broken if the kitten

wasn't interested in me at all.

- I'm looking for some really good kitten action.

(lively music)

- Oh god, it's so tiny.

- It's so little.

Hi kitten.

- How cute are you?

(squeals)

- Do we know it's name, his name, her?

Her name?

- [Voiceover] I don't know how you can tell.

- I don't know, kitty.

- I think I might be bad at holding kittens.

- Is there a way that you're supposed to pet them?

Like, oh.

I'm sorry.

(imitates purring)

- You're supposed to do that.

- Yeah, kittens are way more wiggly than I thought.

They do not like to be held.

- I'm gonna hold it so it doesn't run away.

- Aww, its paws are so soft.

The little pads on the feet.

- Do they pee on you?

Will he bite me if I touch him?

Am I holding him right?

It's like a ba, this is like the same way

I feel about human babies.

I don't know how to hold them.

- It's so much better than a cat,

'cause the cat will run away sometimes 'cause they're jerks,

but kittens, they can't do anything, look, I can,

I got a kitten on my head.

- They're so cute, dude, like I would hold kittens all day.

- Duncan, come here.

This was my nightmare.

The cat would just run away.

Love me back.

- Aww, it's falling asleep.

It loves me.

I like it, I like kittens.

- I think cats are just a little bit more cranky,

and I thought kittens would be like really cute

and amazing and he's so cute and adorable,

but like, I don't know how to play with it still.

- It was better than expected, wigglier.

- As long as it doesn't grow up to be a cat,

I like kittens.

- You guys, I wanna take back everything I just said.

I know I said I didn't like it as much,

but now this is great.

- I don't have anything negative to say about kittens.

Why does anyone grow up, you know?

Let's just all be kittens and puppies.