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  • -Welcome back to the show. -Thank you.

  • -I love having you on. -I love being here.

  • This is my favorite. -Thank you. Thank you so much.

  • ´Cause we´ve known each other now for awhile.

  • I mean, this is -- this is -- -Old school right there.

  • -This is an old-school sweatshirt.

  • This is, like, turning into vintage.

  • -Kind of.

  • -It was brand-new and now it´s vintage.

  • -Now it´s vintage. -It´s so rad.

  • I love it so much. And I wear it all the time.

  • But this is -- it´s -- it´s always fun having you here,

  • because we were original BFFs and then we --

  • -I have something for you.

  • -You do?

  • I have something for you too. -Wait.

  • -Is this like the gift of the magi?

  • -Are we exchanging gifts right now?

  • -I totally have a gift for you.

  • -Because you showed me the older one.

  • I wanted to show you the new one.

  • -Did you make a new -- -I made a new one for you.

  • -I´ll wear this. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -[ Laughs ] [ Cheers and applause ]

  • It´s our 10th anniversary.

  • -Hey! Is it ten -- 10th anniversary?

  • Is this the 10th time you´ve been on the show?

  • -It´s the 10th timeve been on the show with you.

  • -Oh, my God, you were such a baby.

  • -[ Laughing ] I know.

  • -Should I put this on now or we´ll save it?

  • -You can do whatever you want.

  • -Yeah, I have to put it on now, right?

  • -Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -[ Humming ]

  • I feel like Mr. Rogers. [ Laughter ]

  • [ as Fred Rogers ] "You like Demi´s new song?"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Normal voice ] That´s my Mr. Rogers impression.

  • -Dude, that´s so creepy.

  • -It is creepy. It kind of sounds like Ted Cruz a little bit.

  • Oh, look at this. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Yay. It looks amazing.

  • -I love it. I love it. I´m keeping the bow too.

  • -Okay.

  • -Here´s what I did for you.

  • I didn´t know this was the 10th time.

  • But I just wanted to make something special for you.

  • So, I´m really into making my own pickles.

  • And this is the truth. -Really? [ Laughs ]

  • -I know. I really am and I got some ball jars.

  • And I really went out and I made you my own --

  • -You made me pickles? [ Laughter ]

  • -Yeah. I heard that you like pickles.

  • -I love pickles. -You do?

  • -Thank you! -So I dated it on the top.

  • -Okay. -But I really went for it.

  • I mean, I went to the farm. -"My BFF Demi."

  • [ Audience awws ]

  • [ Laughs ]

  • -I went to a farm. I got fresh Kirby cucumbers.

  • I got -- I really went for it. I made a brine.

  • I put these crystallize things that keep them crunchy in there.

  • -Oh, my God. You´re so sweet!

  • -I vacuum-sealed it.

  • I have a video, just real quick, just an eight-second video.

  • That´s me getting it. That´s garlic.

  • That´s the jar. That´s the things.

  • That´s pickles. That´s jalapeño.

  • That´s dill. That´s distilled brine.

  • I put a vacuum sealer, sucked it in, and there you go.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Thank you.

  • -And tell me -- I made it spicy. Do you like spicy?

  • -Uh... -You don´t.

  • -I love spicy. -No. Oh, my gosh. Wait.

  • That was such a lie. -I love spicy food.

  • -Oh, no! -I love spicy food.

  • -There´s a pepper in here! What are we gonna do?!

  • -Jimmy, I love spicy food! -You got to open these now!

  • That´s the only way to fight the spice.

  • You got to open them now!

  • -Oh, my God, okay!

  • -No, I just did them. I canned them on the --

  • Does anyone here know how to make refrigerator pickles?

  • Ugh! Where are people that are crafty? Come on!

  • Quest, you must know how to make refrigerator pickles.

  • -Ah... -Okay, look, look.

  • -I love spicy food, Jimmy. -Oh, no, you don´t.

  • But I´m writing --

  • ´cause "Tell Me You Love Me" is the name of the album.

  • So I just wrote -- Thank you, sir.

  • I just wrote -- I wrote "love" on that pepper right there.

  • [ Audience awws ]

  • This is my love pickle for you. [ Laughter ]

  • My love -- no. No, pickles!

  • Cut that out. Love pickles. Love pickles.

  • Pickled pepper.

  • A pack of love -- pack of pickled peppers for you.

  • And, you know, maybe take them out.

  • If anyone has any advice online and tell us to de-spice them,

  • maybe what you can do is soak them in water.

  • -Okay. -I don´t know, man.

  • But, anyways, I heard that you like pickles.

  • -Thank you. This is so sweet. I love them.

  • Aww. -Oh, yeah.

  • You´re like, "Thank you. I´ll never eat them. Thank you."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I will, when they´re ready on the 16th.

  • -No, the 16th was a couple days ago.

  • -Oh. [ Laughter ]

  • -They´re ready to go.

  • It´s gonna be a year from now.

  • "Thank you for that cheese you got me."

-Welcome back to the show. -Thank you.

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