So we brought him to Citi Field, home of the New York Mets.

That's right. And we got our friend to help us out --

Mets ace Noah Syndergaard.

Noah, do you think you could sign a couple balls for us?

-Yeah, no problem. -All right.

Okay, and then you're gonna take those autographed balls,

you're gonna throw them

into the stands for fans,

except, Joe, you are gonna intercept them

and steal

everyone's autographs.

It's gonna be great.

New York sports fans are known for their calm demeanor.

-You're gonna be fine. -You're gonna die.

Joe: Yeah, I know.

[ Laughter ]

Sal: Okay, so here we go. It's right before game time.

Noah's out there signing autographs

for fans like he does.

Little kids dream of this.

I mean, this is the star pitcher, right?

That's right. Noah is the main man.

He's gonna give signed balls to all these fans eventually.

Just...not right now.

-There he is. -There he is.

Super fan Joe Gatto. There he is.

Avid collector.

Joe: Noah's down there. Oh, there he is.

Joe is playing the role of fanatic today.

-Look at the satchel.

-Joe, I got to be honest.

You're not the headband type.

[ Laughter ]

All right, Joe, your goal is to steal

as many balls as Noah throws to the fans.

-Joe, this kid right there. -Look at that little kid.

-With the hat on. -He has his glove.

-He's waiting for Noah. -There we go.

[ Laughter ]

-Here we go. Here we go!

-Here we go.

Sir, the ball is intended for the boy.

[ Laughter ]

Sal: The kid is dumbfounded. He's like,

"That was literally gonna be the best day of my life."

Murr: Joe, he still wants a ball. He sti

[ Laughter ]

It's not for the guy with the headband.

It's for the kids.

-Oh! -Ohh!

Gotta be quicker.

[ Laughter ]

Murr: You're the biggest jerk in the world.

Next time you call him,

go "Jeter!"

Murr: You're the biggest jerk in the world.

[ Laughter ]

All right, Joe.

Move along.

I'm sorry. Did you want to get her a ball?

Yeah, yeah, come here. I know him.

Yeah. Just pretend you're my daughter.

Thor, one for

my little girl!

Great.

Great.

Uh, it was for the little girl. Thanks.

Murr: Oh, Joe got it. Joe got it.

-There you go. -Joe, run. Get out of there.

See, look, it's signed to him and everything.

Thank you.

Q: Look at this guy. Look at this guy.

That's nine. I got another one.

I gave -- No, I gave it to the guy.

Murr: Oh, the mother's chasing Joe.

-Guys, you can get it on eBay. -The mother's chasing you.

-Oh, no. -What happened?

You cannot do that!

Give me the ball!

That's wrong!

This one?

Stop! That is wrong!

What do we do here,

fellas?

Talk about eBay. Talk about eBay.

-You can get it on eBay.

-How dare you!

"Look, I'm as big a Jeter fan as anyone."

I'm as big a Jeter fan as any.

Woman: You apologize!

I am 1,000% sorry.

"So sorry I didn't get that ball" and walk away.

Sal: "So sorry I didn't get the ball."

"I'm so sorry I didn't get that ball."

I'm so sorry

I didn't get that ball.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God!

Get out of there before she kills you, Joe.

All right, guys, so, I think I got enough balls.