Cute and nice and tall

But there's one problem (Guess what)

He couldn't spell right at all

And I know That's not the end all - be all

But it really kinda blows

Poor guy doesn't even like books (I know!) And sometimes, it shows

My momma told me it's unwise To like a boy who's just nice

But couldn't put apostrophe s's On his possessives

Don't look at me when I look at you

Whenever you say "stuffs"

Cause that's my cue (RETCHHH)

I'm not a nazi I just care about good grammar

Hey paparazzi (okay) I just said that cause it rhymed

But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

You type "lose" with one o If you're losing your mind

And 2 O's for describing Bowel movements of any kind

You see "your" and "you're" They're two different things, baby

It's YOUR problem, YOU'RE confused

But I'mma help you out with the words you use, yeah

My momma told me it's unwise To like a boy who's just nice

But couldn't put apostrophe s's On his possessives

Don't look at me when I look at you

Whenever you say "stuffs"

Cause that's my cue (RETCHHH)

I'm not a nazi I just care about good grammar

Hey paparazzi (okay) I just said that cause it rhymed

But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

YAY

[RAPBREAK] I suggest you brush up On your subject-verb agreement

If we'll keep this up It's gonna be a commitment

You never say "Dogs barks" You just say "bark"

Pay a bit of attention We're gonna take it to the park

Double negatives And all its relatives

Don't sound no good If they ain't in a rap song

I'm gonna break it down for you

I hate it when you say "furnitures" When you mean "pieces of furniture"

Let the plural be pluralized English language doesn't deserve to be compromised

It's TO to direct TOO for "too much"

Two is a number, learn it Else I'll be holding a grudge

THERE'S two baby cubs And THEIR momma lion

THEY'RE together, it's clear as day

If you're debating "If I was" vs "If I were", I say

Who would you believe more? Bieber or Beyonce

Cause Bieber goes

If I was your boyfriend, I'll never let you go

If I were a boy If I was your boyfriend, I'll never let you go

If I were a boy

If I was your boyfriend, I'll never let you go If I were a boy

Beyonce's always right so you have to use

"If I were"!

I'm not a nazi I just care about good grammar

Hey paparazzi (okay) I just said that cause it rhymed

But don't you dare commit a grammar crime

I'm not a nazi I just care about good grammar

Hey paparazzi (okay) I just said that cause it rhymed

But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me!

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