Tom Hiddleston is so [BLEEP] ugly.

湯姆抖森真他 X 的醜。

Why is no one acknowledging this?

為什麼沒人承認？

I don't really understand how Anthony Mackie got this far looking like a bug with buck teeth, but here we are.

我真不懂為何安東尼．麥基在紅什麼，他長得跟隻蟲一樣，而且還暴牙。

Scarlett Johansson has the emotional range of a [BLEEP] celery.

史嘉蕾．喬韓森演戲都只有一種表情，他Ｘ的跟枝芹菜一樣。

I hate white people.

我真的很討厭白人。

All of us?

全部的白人嗎？

Why do so many people have a crush on Sebastian Stan?

到底為何這麼多人喜歡賽巴斯汀．斯坦？

He looks like a potato.

他長得跟馬鈴薯一樣。

Winston Duke broad as hell up top with crackhead legs.

溫斯頓．杜克就像一顆大貢丸插在兩隻竹籤上一樣。

Damn.

Ｘ！

Elizabeth Olsen has weird [BLEEP] thumbs.

伊莉莎白．歐森的大姆指超他Ｘ的怪。

It's true. I do.

這的確是真的。

I have weird thumbs.

我有奇怪的大拇指。

Don Cheadle look like a mix between a beetle, that rhymes, a muskrat, and a roach.

唐．奇鐸長得像是是甲蟲、麝鼠跟蟑螂的混合，有押韻耶。

That's just [BLEEP] up.

這真他 X 的誇張。

From @wehatedbatista.

來自@wehatedbatista。

Follow this page if you hate Dave Bautista.

如果你討厭戴維．巴帝斯塔，追蹤我。

He's ugly, a complete joke, non talented, and he sucks.

他真的醜到爆，根本是個笑話，一點也沒有才華，爛爆了！

Wow.

哇嗚。

Benedict Cumberbatch always looks like he's had an allergic reaction to bad shrimp.

班尼迪克．康柏拜區的臉每次看起來都像是吃到不新鮮的蝦子過敏一樣。

I bet Tom Holland is one of those whities who claps when the plane lands.

我打賭湯姆．霍蘭德是那種在飛機降落時會鼓掌的死白人。

Also while I'm comparing old men to reptiles, ever notice that Samuel L Jackson looks like a snapping turtle?

當我在看老人和爬蟲類的時候，我發現山繆．傑克森長得跟擬鱷龜一模一樣。

If a girl wants to [BLEEP] Paul Rudd, chances are she'll [BLEEP] you, too.

如果有女生想上保羅．路德，她應該也會 X 你。

Hashtag, Paul Rudd is [BLEEP].

＃Ｘ無能保羅．路德。

Karen Gillan, once again, allow me to ask you who the [BLEEP] you think you are?

再一次，凱倫．吉蘭，讓我再問你一次，你他Ｘ的到底以為你是誰？

I don't know.

我也不知道誒。

Maybe I'm going to just have to Google myself.

我可能要 Google 一下我自己。

And this one is very simple and to the point.

這一詞很簡潔有力。

Paul Bettany, what a [BLEEP].

保羅．貝特尼真是個 X 子。

How did the coolest, blackest dude in the galaxy end up with some whitebread-ass name like Chadwick?

為什麼這麼酷又這麼黑的黑人，會取一個白到不能再白的名字叫查德威克勒？

If I said it once, I said it 600 times, Chris Pratt is still a [BLEEP].

我說了一次，我就會說六百次，克里斯．普瑞特還是個死 XX。

Perhaps Chris Evans is in truth a great actor, but he plays Captain America like's he's a big, dumb hunk of [BLEEP].

克里斯．伊凡可能真的是個好演員，但他演美國隊長就像個有肌肉沒腦筋的廢物。

Thanks for watching.

謝謝收看。

And remember, every time you click the Subscribe button, one of your enemies gets destroyed.

記得，只要你訂閱，你的敵人就會被消滅。