How are you?

Just a sec.

Mom?

Could you get me my Frodo ring?

I want it here

Okay, now that we got the ring sorted out

we can move on to the topic at hand, which is the concerns that have been raised--

You need water, okay...

Now as I was saying, there's been a lot of concern about peoples' private information

and how--

Okay, how 'bout you just chug the water?

I want you to cut it off

Are you blowing bubbles?

I"m gonna have to spank you

Okay now, are you good?

I swear, it's like he's got a mask on

Listen kid, blink if you're not a lamp

We'd like you to make a little smile just

to show that you can

Oh, good heavens, that's just horrible.

Stop that son!

For the rest of the day, will you not do that please?

Umm, so, I have to admit that all of this is just boring as beans

And I'm - what are we talking about?

And what am I gonna ask?

It was about... oh yeah So, when I have the Facebook then do I also

have the internet?

Umm, yeah, you do Mmm-hhhh

I'd just like everyone to know that my van is for sale

Great I mean, I don't know how you feel about that

But if you got to kinda like drive it and stuff, then

You know I'm pretty sure you'd want to buy it

Nope Wait, cuz this van, I mean, it's special

Nope No, hey, I'll send you a picture and you'll

say "I want this in my driveway"

No, please don't send anything

Okay, well I guess you're stupid

It's just a van

I told you it's a special van!

Do you think that I might need to shave my head for a Frenchman?

Because some people have said to me "you should shave your head"

What do you think?

Just say "No, I will not do that?

Okay

Mr. Zuckerman

World War I was awful, do you agree?

Uh, yes

Well, why are we even here then? Senator Graham?

[singing] "Judy you were meant to be only

with me" "La da da da - Judy you were born in moonlight"

Senator Graham?

Huh?

Do you got any questions for me, or...?

Shoot, see, what happened there is you guys caught me singing "Judy Moonlight"

Because I really like it.

It's a really great song.

Because of, Judy Moonlight is the one the song is about

Hey, ask me something

Do you like your heart rate?

I'll get back to you about that

My turn!

Can we be friends later?

No, I mean, we probably shouldn't

Would you say that if I lived in a treehouse? I doubt it

Have you ever smelled a girl's feet?

Cuz I imagine you and me could be doing that at some point

No

WHat's the problem, little friend?

Don't try to get in my Porsche again

But I really like yoU!

MISTER FACEBOOK MAN Lift your hand out like this, boy, swing it

out like this You think it's hard?

Believe me, I could hold a hand in the air all DAY

You see it?

I see it

It's tradition where I'm from to stare at

the outstretched hand!

That's for having your hair like that

Hey, I'll go bro

Do you worry about those little weenies you get from Barb from downstairs?

I do not want that to be a thing

Hey really, man, I think people will find

you more fun if you open your mind about the little weenies

I doubt that

Over here

Sorry kid, I forget your name

Uh, Bojang Bugami

Bugami, that's weird!

Say, what is that?

Flemish, or French, or Japanese, or Anglo? Yep

Okay

Good hang, buddy

Cool hang

You have a bean head

Wow, really?

That's great

That kind of reminds me of how I knew Einstein

back when I was just a kid And I would go to his apartment and dude had

a green bean bag

I wish that was right

And he had this deal where you could also make all the chocolate milk you liked

You know, I can tell you what Einstein would have said about Facebook: HORSE MANURE PILE

Umm, that's cool

Turd satchel -- remember, those are Einstein's words

Hey Mark

Do you have a painful scrote?

Uh, no I do not

Well you will in time

Judy you were meant to be only with me, la da da da

Judy you were born in moonlight

Judy you were meant to be only with me, la da da da

Judy you were born in moonlight