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  • Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Overtime. It's good to be back. The show is decent, the mics are fake. Kind of our tagline.

  • I don't think we've ever said that. No, I have said the fake mic thing. I like it and that's going on a shirt.

  • Thank you. Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser. Dude pefect's in Overtime. Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser. Now we're heading on to Overtime.

  • Like to take a quick minute to give a special shout out to all the folks that joined us in the live studio audience.

  • Thank you guys. Thank you. Good to have you.

  • We've got a great show coming up for you guys today. Three segments you already know and love, one

  • brand-new segment with a special guest.

  • That I would be willing to bet most of you have heard of. Right, anyways I say we dive right into the very first segment

  • Of the show: betcha.

  • I've got a question for you guys.

  • The betcha is: could you go sit in your car right now lay on the horn for 30 consecutive minutes.

  • And would the honker run out of honk. I'm saying it'll go the distance.

  • It'll go 30. No way. I'm gonna say no way, it lasts 30 minuntes. I'm going it's going the distance.

  • You're on the honk train!

  • Nice it feels good. Gar, I'd like to come join you, but I can't. The horn will last Oh

  • Honk train's full. It's fully loaded. Bail train is a lonely train. It's a great train, but that's the way he likes it. Let's head downstairs!

  • He's arrived! Hey, pop the hood I wanna see your honker. No, I'm not gonna expose my honker to you. Why? Come on

  • Just give me a quick tap; I want to know loud it is oh?

  • This is gonna be a long 30 minutes. Alright quick update on the betcha board. Corey and Cody are up top with one betcha.

  • Me, Garrett and Coby are each looking for our first. Didn't think there was a leaderboard, well

  • there is. Okay, cause I would actually put some thought into it.

  • Yeah, I say we get to honking.

  • When you hear the honker engage, you start the timer, 30 minute countdown. This is borderline Mythbusters stuff right here.

  • This is our worst idea ever. Now what do we do?

  • How much longer? Oh, wow.

  • You just went for one minute exactly. The newer car has been shut off.

  • Chad. Chad's 97 Corolla. We need your car.

  • Alright! Test subject number 2!

  • Positioning official honking device.

  • 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

  • Congratulations! The honking goes the distance!

  • I guess the question is: How long will it go now. We do want to know though. Oh!

  • It's all it's done. Oh jeez is that a honk? That's not a honk.

  • 31, it just hit 31 minutes. There's nothing left. Get up here, Chad. Get up here

  • Let's just listen to it, listen to it literally teetering out

  • Will the lights turn on? It's got to be dead.

  • Now, now. Honk it now!

  • Everybody gets points today!

  • Hey congratulations, you're a winner you're a winner! The real loser

  • here is Chad because his horn sounds worse than it did so and he doesn't have to replace it.

  • I think we should just go back to the desk, alright. See you guys. Thanks, Chad. Sorry, Chad get that car out of my office.

  • Chad, just like to apologize for ruining your horn. Feel free to splurge on the world's best honker.

  • I would also like to apologize in case we're talking a lot louder the rest of this episode,

  • kind of got a little bit of a hum here.

  • But we've got a brand new segment coming up next. It's time to pick up the sticks because it's game time.

  • There's a little game out there some of you may have played, might have heard of it, sweeping the world by storm. It's called for

  • storm. It's called Fortnite. Is that a game reference? Yeah, didn't even know it.

  • I've never played and I would say I'm probably the worst in the world at Fortnite. I'll be teaming up with Ninja. Oh

  • Oh, wow! Guys ready to head to the gaming room? Yes. It's really just Cory's office. We don't have a gaming room. Here we go.

  • What's up, ninja? We got Ty here. I would just like to apologize ahead of time for my lack of video game ability.

  • It's totally okay, just stay close.

  • I will be right on your tail. I'm in.

  • Okay, here we go Ty, dude. Are you gonna tell me when to jump out of this thing?

  • We're gonna get out at Lucky Landing, so it's the last stop. Yeah, all right. We're gonna go for that. Tell me when.

  • Right now.

  • I am flying through the air right now. Alright, good. I'm literally flying. I have a I have a spaceship right now, dude

  • This thing's insane. So this is your first time ever playing this game, ever.

  • This is literally my first time. We got to give you a 100% win rate.

  • I just tossed out something out of my pocket and it turned into a parachute.

  • And I'm about to land on top of the building that you're inside. Just remember the rules, man, stay close. We're good to go

  • I'm staying close. I'm just gonna parachuting down. I'm right here on the roof. That was perfect.

  • You just slid right in. What are you drinking? I just drank a shield potion.

  • Why do you have an Easter egg on your back?

  • If I told you,

  • I'd have to kill you. Oh, wow. There's like lava coming out of it.

  • These are some big trees that were whacking down here pretty easily. Oh, yeah, okay?

  • Oh, so there's a team right here, 300. I got my crossbow out. How do you feel about that? I feel comfortable.

  • Okay, I'm comfortable then. Oh you're laying down some fire. Oh!

  • You know what? I had him coming at me, and then that guy's lucky. Tony, I had that guy.

  • Oh.

  • Did you kill him? Well, I gotta ahh, that's what kills me as I had him, yeah.

  • I mean it'd be crazy if I could get like my own kill.

  • We shouldn't like aim for that, but if it happens. You know that's gonna be big.

  • Got em! Oh! I got a kill!

  • That was amazing. Can we dance together?

  • Alright we should probably get back to work yeah

  • Yeah, dude. I would build tree houses and help you, but I have absolutely no idea how you do that. This is perfect time

  • It's a llama a llama. What is the llama? Do are you open the llama? Oh?

  • Guy drink some band-aids or whatever that stuff is if you have a medkit

  • Shot go down here

  • Oh, I don't know what's happening. You gotta kill this guy. Yeah kill this guy. Where's he at? He's above me.

  • I got him. You're okay, you're okay, we got this done. I'm comfortable. I'm confident.

  • This is easy. You're comfortable? Cause I'm kind of freaking out a little bit right now.

  • It's okay, don't freak out don't freak out. Come here sit in the campfire. Everything's gonna be okay

  • I can't tell you how safe I feel in here with you.

  • I'm feeling you're gonna want to call me all the time to play with you, and I want to warn you

  • I'm a pretty busy guy. Oh

  • My gosh dude, your building!

  • Entire first floor of a... Exactly! I've killed two of the hundred people?That's

  • Pretty good stats. I'm not gonna lie. Dude, there's only four players left.

  • Do we know where the other bad guys are? Oh, no. Not yet, but oh actually, yeah, yeah, ther e. Are you ready?

  • I'm gonna take this launch pad and we're gonna kill all of em, alright?

  • Okay.

  • I am, oh, I'm shooting. Shoot the AR, shoot the AR. Yeah! We did it!

  • Did I get the last kill? Yeah, you got the last kill, dude, I mean wow that feeling, just hold on to it.

  • That's what you experience everyday with a clutch. First game ever,

  • dub. Thank you so much man, see you later. Later, guys. You know what we always say: if you're not very good at something, find the guy

  • that's the best and be on his team and that's what we did and we got the dub. Bang!

  • Special thanks to Epic Games' Fortnite for sponsoring this segment.

  • If you want to play the game for yourself, click the link in the description. Below, also, Ninja's

  • information is down there. Apologize, Ninja if your back's hurting a little bit put the team on your back, although I did have 3 kills.

  • But video games are fun. Yeah, you know, I got a say, but you know it's not fun?

  • At least for one of us, it is the next segment of this show. Can we just take a break? We cannot take a break, Codes.

  • because coming up next we have Wheel Unfortunate!

  • What a segment! This'll make you nervous. As always, here's the hat.

  • I'm gonna draw. You want to draw? Garrett, choose a name.

  • Ty, I got good news! I saw a Co!

  • Wait, wait! Hold on, hold on. Should we eliminate one at a time?

  • Okay. Eliminated from the wheel: Coby!

  • Need person spinning that wheel!

  • Cory! Cory! Yeah! Come on!

  • Welcome to my favorite segment, let's do it!

  • Cory, head to the wheel!

  • Boys and girls, I'm Ned Forester, host for the most popular game show in all the land. We've got a special guest I

  • think you guys have last week's script. He was on. He was on last week. Oh

  • Well, we've got a special guest that you've actually seen before

  • Cory Cotton, come on up! It's very random that we get the same person on two weeks in a row.

  • Cor, it's good to have you back. Why don't you tell the folks at home something special about you?

  • Well, you're currently watching fake news because there's no way I can be on here twice in a row. Absolutely.

  • That was unbelievable! Where are you holding that? Dad's got secret pockets all day long. Hold my mic for me real quick.

  • Is that 40 pounds? For anybody's out there looking to lose weight fast,

  • carrots. It's all I eat.

  • You'd be shocked how well I can see. I can see a quarter-mile. Big stuff, obviously. Hard to see something really small, at about a quarter miles.

  • All right, Cory, for the second episode in a row. I'm gonna need you to spin that wheel!

  • Kind of a lackluster spirit, I pretty sure my Aunt Susan gonna could have spin it faster than that.

  • All right, it looks like you're gonna

  • be safe from running a mile, but you might need to... eat a whole banana!

  • Cory, you seem to be excited about that. It's great. I love bananas. Oh, my friend,

  • I'm not sure you're reading it right, because it does say eat a

  • whole banana. I have to eat the peel? You got to eat the peel, core. That's what I'm getting that

  • .

  • That's unfortunate!

  • Hey, have at it. Go have some fun. Good to see you. Goodbye, friend. Hopefully. I see you next week.

  • Here, they have a pretty limited menu. Oh, yeah?

  • Thank you.

  • Hey, I'm not gonna lie. I'm pretty queasy. This is eating a whole banana.

  • You're not gonna puke. You're lying. He's not too... yeah, no, he one hundred percent is. That did not go well.

  • We gained some good ground there.

  • His body's shutting down. Double bite. You wanna do a double bite. You're not giving me advice. So here's my question:

  • You're stuck on an island, and you come across a banana.

  • Are you gonna waste that nutritious peel, or are you just gonna ham down? I'm gonna waste it.

  • I'm telling you, it sounds like velcro coming off. I do not care about the sound.

  • He's done eating. It's all over, folks. And that is all we have time for.

  • Thanks for joining us on Wheel Unfortunate. What an incredible performance by Cory Cotton. I mean, he sold out.

  • By the way, I don't mean to worry you but I do think you might be having an allergic reaction of the bananas.

  • You've got a little bit of redness going on right here. That's actually because I hit my head in the trash can

  • when I threw up.

  • Hey, just think. You might even get picked next time.

  • Oh, what a treat. That could be amazing. Cobes, tell them what we got coming up next. next guys

  • I don't know if there's anything better in the entire world than trying to break a crazy world record. It's time for absurd recurds.

  • All right, so you guys may remember the last episode of absurd recurds I broke the record for the world's longest Lego

  • walk. Well done, well done took some punishment there.

  • But what you may not know is that was not the only record attempted that day. Later that afternoon

  • Coby Cotton himself attempted his very own. Let's take a look.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back Michael. It is so good to see you again

  • Thanks so much for joining us. You're really getting used to this place, huh?

  • I love it. Guys, we have one heck of a record that we (by we, I mean I) are attempting today.

  • I'm out. You might see what's in my hand.

  • How far can I blow this here pea on the ground?

  • That's the absurd recurd. And that is an absurd recurd. Michael tell them the distance I'm going for. You're attempting to blow that pea

  • 24 feet seven point six inches

  • We picked the most spherical pea we could find. Let's not spend any more time talking about peas. Let's get going!

  • This is Kobe's time to shine. He might not win battles, but he can set some absurd records, okay?

  • And it's time to do the pea blow. Oh, let's go Cobes. What's your strategy?

  • Here's the deal. Been thinking long and hard about this.

  • I only get one breath, but I'm gonna break it up into three bursts, so it's gonna be like

  • Guys, it is time for the most absurd absurd record you've ever seen

  • Let's get the measuring tape.

  • Nobody touch the pea.

  • Measuring tape is out. All right

  • I've got the starting point mark. Come on Michael, Coby, Coby, you had 28 feet, ten and a half inches. T

  • That is a new Guinness World Record!

  • Congratulations! Oh my gosh, thank you! Congratulations. Thank you Michael, thank you!

  • That feels so good.

  • That is the definition of an absurd recurd. Yes.

  • But well done. Way to go, Cobes. Very impressive. All right, well,

  • Thanks for watching this episode of Overtime, as always, I believe we should do a little giveaway.

  • Oh to the fine folks who subscribe and share this video. Whose shirt should we give away?

  • 4th of July is coming up how about Cory's?

  • I like it. And here below we have a little hat as well. Nice! Good combo!

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  • We don't wear pants. So you wear shorts.

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