You think I've kept count?

Absolutely.

1,693

Giraffes.

You all right?

Not yet.

Do you need a pen?

Why would I need a pen?

I'm not sure.

I think she's brilliant.

Harry and Meghan.

Who is your favorite Harry Potter character?

Hagrid.

Hagrid.

Not correct.

My friends, dog food doesn't feel so gross to the starving man.

If you want a hotdog, then you've gotta cook a hotdog - what?

Put it on the stove!

But you won't get enough.

You won't get enough.

Does it help you to eat this wiener thing?

I don't think that it does.

You know, I slipped and I fell into a coffin this weekend.

No I didn't, it was just a dream!

It was just a dream.

There wasn't a coffin.

I said hooray!

And do you know what I felt like?

Like the best squirrel in the hole.

Now let us all try to be the best squirrel in the hole.

I don't like the air in here.

Can you smell it?

Yeah, it's definitely strange.

I just got a big whiff.

It's pretty bad.

You know, I have a surprise for you.

Okay.

It's a golden unicycle.

I don't want that.

That present is a fail.

You've got to learn to GLIDE AND GLINT.

Ohhhhhh, it's so sad.

I smell a bikini!

You shan't buy a bikini.

He shan't buy a bikini.

They can't buy a bikini -- SO SAD!

And this is how I dance!

You've got to learn to GLIDE AND GLINT.

I need silence.

You've got to learn to GLIDE LIKE THIS!

Is it so sad?

NO! Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah- NO!

I hope you understand we're puppets.

Hmm?

I said I hope you understand that we're puppets.

You said we had free will.

No, I didn't.

That's what you told me.

KING OF THE WORLD.

RULING NOTHING AT ALL.

KING OF THE WORLD.

RULING NOTHING AT ALL.