I HAVE.

WE DID THE SHOW ON THURSDAY.

MY WIFE AND I FLEW TO LOP DEPOSIT, ARRIVED FRIDAY AND

SATURDAY.

HAD THE HOPPER OF BEING NOT SRAOEUTED TO PRINCE HARRY AND

MEGAN'S WEDDING.

IT WAS LOVE HOE.

I HAVE KNOWN PRINCE HARRY ABOUT SEVEN YEARS NOW.

IT WAS WONDERFUL.

ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFULER IS MEN HE'S I HAVE BEEN TOO.

GORGEOUS.

IT WAS A WHOLE AFFAIR, HAPPY AND JOYOUS.

UPLIFTING.

HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME DURING THE CEREMONY.

>> I COULDN'T OF BEEN HAVING A BETTER TIME.

IN MY DEFENSE WHAT FACE TO YOU MAKE WHEN YOU WATCH A CHALETS IN

A CHURCH PEOPLE ARE LIKE YOU'RE SO GRUMPY.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

IT WAS TRULY, IT WAS BRITAIN AT IT'S FUELEST.

A PICTURE PERFECT DAY.

WINDSOR CASTLE, SIX HUNDRED GUESTS, 30,000 FLOWERS OR AS HE

WILL JOHN TON CALLS IT A THURSDAY.

HE WAS THERE.

THERE AND PERFORMED SOME SONGS.

AND GEORGE CLOONEY WAS THERE.

SO, CONGRATULATIONS MEGHAN AND HARRY ON YOUR BRAND-NEW

NESPRESSO MACHINE.

I IMAGINE THAT'S WHAT THEY BOUGHT HIM.

HERE IS THE THING.

THE WORST PART OF THER IS MOPEY WAS FLOWERS EVERYWHERE.

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EVERYWHERE.

I GET QUITE BAD ALLERGIES IF I'M IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO FLOWERS.

FOR A LOT OF THE CEREMONY I JUST NEEDED TO SNEED.

I SPENT A LOT OF THE TIME GOING LIKE THIS.

>> James: IT'S OKAY IT'S GONE -- RIGHT.

RIGHT AT THE POINT WHEN THE ARCHBISHOP WAS SAYING IF ANYONE

KNOWS OF ANY REASON I WAS LIKE THIS --

PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T SNEEZE.

ANY REASON THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE MARRIED SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER

HOLD YOUR PEACE.

I HAD TO DO ONE OF THOSE INTERNAL SNOWSES.

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU JUST GO -- [LAUGHING]

>> James: I THINK I GOT AWAY WITH IT THERE WERE MILLIONS OF

PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD WATCHING.

IMAGINE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CEREMONY THAT THE ENTIRE PLANET

WANTS TO WATCH YOUR WEDDING VIDEO.

IT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL AND INCLUSIVE SERVICE.

IT WAS.

I WAS PROUD TO BE BRIT ITCH ON THAT DAY.

IT WAS A MODERN FORWARD THINKING COUPLE HAVING THE EXACT CEREMONY

THEY WANTED THEY PWRAUPBT BRITAIN AND THE WORLD TOGETHER

FOR A HAPPY OCCASION.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEWLYWEDS.

WHEN WE GET BACK WE WILL PERFORM A COUPLE OF INAPPROPRIATE

MUSICALS WITH HELP OF AUDRA McDONALD AND MR. DAN STEVENS