but I'm a woman so people assume that I know how to handle them.

但因為我是女人，所以大家認為我知道怎麼照顧他們。

One thing I do know is that they're really heavy and people carry them around everywhere, but parents! we live in the future

我知道的是他們很重，大家帶著他們到處走。爸爸媽媽們聽好，我們活在未來的世代。

We have drones to carry stuff for us now, including babies.

我們有無人機幫我們帶東西，小孩也不例外。

I think this child is the appropriate weight and size.

我覺得小孩的重量和大小剛剛好。

I mean it's a little bit on the chubbier side. This video's gonna be so offensive.

我覺得有點嬰兒肥，這支影片應該會有點不舒服。

But you know what? Sometimes the future is offensive. Anyone who's ever watched a Black Mirror episode knows that.

但你知道，未來總是現實的。看過《黑鏡》影集的應該知道我在說什麼。

We have a drone. We have a harness. We have a child

我們有無人機、束帶和一個小孩。

It's like a baby bjorn, but with more sharp propellers. Ever since the haircutting drone I'm terrified of drones.

有點像是嬰兒車，但有很強推進器的翻版。有了上次理髮版本的無人機後，我現在有點恐懼。

And I'm scared of babies too, so it'll be a great day

我也很怕小孩，希望今天相處愉快。

What am I even doing?

我在做什麼 ?

It's warning zone Class B. What does that mean? Why is it not starting?

我在 B 級警戒區。怎麼了 ? 為什麼沒有動 ?

Work with me

拜託

It'll be fun. So we're heading to a park where I think it's not gonna be a lot of people and also

會很有趣的。我們現在要去公園，人應該沒有很多

Patreon is here to film an interview with me today.

我們的贊助商也跟著我們一起拍攝。

We all share the burden of this if somebody gets hurt.

如果有人受傷的話，大家有難同當。

How are we taking off?

要怎麼開始呢 ?

Let's just put it on the floor

先放在地上

Fly that baby

起飛囉

I think that counts as a success

我想這算成功囉

This baby is just too fat. There's nothing wrong with the invention. It's the baby's fault. I have a smaller one

那個嬰兒太胖了，這個發明是對的。是這個嬰兒的錯，我的沒那麼胖。

Where do you get your children? I get mine from Amazon

要去哪買到小孩呢 ? 我會去亞馬遜

You're so tiny

你好小喔

He's like disappearing in the harness

他從束帶中消失了

Can you still see that there's a child in there?

你看得到這個小孩嗎 ?

Great, let's go for a walk

太好了 ! 一起散步吧

I think it was a successful thing. Parents around the world, they're gonna want it

大功告成。全世界的爸爸媽媽們都會想要的

That's all

就這樣囉

Look how happy they are I mean this one's like not so happy. It's seen some SHIT!

他們玩得開心吧 ? 這一個好像不太開心，結屎臉。

I'll post the patreon interview once it's out and also I'm back from vacation. I'm here for you again

影片完成後我再把贊助商的評訪問影片上傳。我放完假，又回來了。

Solving the problems you didn't know you had.

解決掉你不知道是問題的問題。

You're welcome parents! Anyway, I'll see you soon again, so take care.

爸爸媽媽不客氣 ! 總之，下次見，保重。

Bye-eeeeeeeee

掰 !