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  • I don't usually like to say this,

  • and I don't normally say it.

  • But you are better looking than my last audience.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • I hope they're not watching because I don't want anyone

  • to feel bad, but you're better dancers, you're better looking,

  • you're--

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • I mean, I'm going to go out on a limb here.

  • You might be the best audience and the greatest audience

  • we've ever had ever.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Hold on.

  • We have an hour, so we can find out.

  • I'm not going to--

  • I shouldn't have said that so early.

  • I'll let you know at the end.

  • Everyone always says that I have the greatest audience.

  • And I agree.

  • I do have a great audience.

  • But I expect you to be talented as well as just sitting

  • there and laughing-- oh, Ellen we love you

  • and all that-- like, that's great but are you talented?

  • You know?

  • So someone told me there some people in the audience

  • had hidden talents.

  • And so if they're no good, you're

  • going to lose your status as the greatest audience.

  • No pressure, but where is Kwame [? Sarfo? ?]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Hi,

  • [INAUDIBLE] how are you doing?

  • It's nice to meet you.

  • Nice.

  • Did I say your name right?

  • Yeah, you got it--

  • Kwame.

  • Kwame, OK.

  • Yep.

  • And where do you live?

  • I live in [INAUDIBLE],, New Jersey.

  • OK, and you do what?

  • I'm going to do push ups.

  • OK.

  • But probably in a--

  • A little twist to it, though.

  • Yeah, I see.

  • Fingertips.

  • OK.

  • Fingertips.

  • Fingertips, yep.

  • Wow.

  • That's what I've been trying to get Twitch to do,

  • fingertip push ups.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • And he can't do it.

  • So let's take a look at Kwame.

  • OK.

  • So I'm just going to start with five fingertips

  • and working my way down to two.

  • Yeah, sure.

  • Here we go.

  • [DRUM ROLL]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • [SCREAMING]

  • What is happening?

  • Oh my God.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Wait.

  • OK, Twitch did you see that?

  • I did.

  • Yeah.

  • So when you start like that, is that

  • really easier to get to the two when you start with five?

  • Or you're just doing it to show us?

  • I'm just doing it to show you.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • What fun at parties you must be.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • All right.

  • All right, Kwame that's impressive.

  • Thank you so much.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • All right.

  • Helen Roberts and Lizzie Becker, where are you two?

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Hi.

  • Hi Ellen.

  • Hi Helen, Lizzie?

  • Hi-- Lizzie.

  • Hi.

  • All right you two, hello.

  • Hi, I'm Helen.

  • Hi Helen.

  • I'm Lizzie.

  • Hi Lizzie.

  • I'm Ellen.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • So you saw Kwame over there?

  • Is that-- I don't know what you do.

  • Where do you live?

  • I'm from New Jersey.

  • Also, yeah.

  • Look at that.

  • Do you all do push ups?

  • What if everyone in New Jersey could do push ups like that?

  • It just turns out to be a talent?

  • And you're from New Jersey?

  • I'm from Philadelphia.

  • OK.

  • And how do you know each other?

  • Well, we played basketball together at Dickinson college.

  • OK, great.

  • What position?

  • I don't know.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Is there--

  • We're both point guards.

  • Oh, point guards.

  • Yeah, sure.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I don't know how to follow up a question about basketball?

  • I know nothing about it.

  • But so-- [INAUDIBLE]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • All right, so and what do you all do?

  • I can catch food in my mouth.

  • You can catch food in your mouth?

  • Yes.

  • And you throw the food?

  • I can throw food into her mouth.

  • Wow.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Well, I bet I could throw food into her mouth.

  • It's like-- she's the one with the talent.

  • I mean, anyone could throw food in her mouth.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • How did you all--

  • who-- did you just throw food at her one day and she caught it?

  • And you were like, oh I should do this,

  • or did you say throw food at me?

  • It's kind of happened.

  • Just organically, you threw food and you--

  • I see.

  • You were drunk.

  • admit it, you were drunk.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • No.

  • All right.

  • OK, so what kind of food?

  • Marshmallows are our specialty.

  • Specialty.

  • But what's the largest kind of food you've thrown and caught?

  • An apple.

  • An apple.

  • But like, sliced right?

  • Not the whole apple?

  • The whole apple?

  • Yes.

  • It's dangerous.

  • Wow.

  • You do have to be drunk for that.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • All right so, you're going to throw marshmallows?

  • Is that what we're doing?

  • Yes.

  • OK.

  • All right, I'll hold this and I'm sure we have marshmallows.

  • Yes, we do.

  • All right.

  • Where should I be?

  • Where are you going to be?

  • I'm going to be over here.

  • OK.

  • [SURPRISING MURMURS]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Yep.

  • You're an excellent thrower.

  • Now I take back what I said.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • You're both equally talented.

  • All right, where is--

  • I haven't had a marshmallow in a while.

  • It's delicious.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Bailey Payne, where are you?

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Bailey, where do you live?

  • I live in Irma, South Carolina.

  • OK, so you don't live in New Jersey.

  • I thought everybody was going to come from New Jersey today.

  • And what do you do there?

  • I flip a little bit.

  • Yeah.

  • OK so, we're going to see flips.

  • Yeah, you're going to see they're special flips.

  • Oh, I assume they are.

  • Not all flips aren't special, but probably these

  • are extra special.

  • Do you need anything?

  • Just a little bit of space.

  • OK should I take this?

  • Yes ma'am.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Oh, that's a lot of space.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • All right.

  • [DRUM ROLL]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Wow.

  • Wow.

  • That's amazing.

  • That's incredible.

  • Thank you so much.

  • No problem.

  • OK, flip on over there.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Stephanie [? Cat ?] and Sydney [? Nagy? ?]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Hello.

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • Hi, OK.

  • And who's-- who are you?

  • I'm Sydney.

  • Sydney?

  • Stephanie.

  • And what are you going to do?

  • Well, we're kind of flexible.

  • Well, should I-- OK so I'll tell you what you do.

  • Flexible, meaning I can just tell you what to do or flexible

  • like you're literally flexible, your bodies are flexible?

  • Like, literally flexible.

  • I see, OK.

  • All right.

  • All right, let's see it.

  • Oh, they're undressing.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Whoa, whoa.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • That's what I'm wearing under this.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Wow.

  • That's amazing.

  • Oh my God.

  • That's incredible.

  • So you've always been that flexible, both of you?

  • No.

  • Not really.

  • God, that's incredible.

  • Wow, all right.

  • Well for showing me your talents,

  • you're all going to get a 65 inch TCL Roku TV.

  • [APPLAUSE]

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