Ryan: I don't know if you guys can hear it or not but I have people over right now

Ryan: I hate vlogging

Ryan: When people are here

Ryan: They're really quiet right now, that means they're listening

*Shouting* Ryan: Oh well ;v

Ryan: Let's just get started

Ryan: What?

Ryan: Is that a thing now or something? I don't know if that's supposed to be hard to do

Ryan: Yeah, probably I could probably do like, ten.

Ryan: I don't see how that's hard

let's do this

Ryan: It can't be that hard

*fail*

*fail*

*fail*

*fail*

*fail*

Ryan: OK...

Ryan: That's it... That's staying

*fail*

*fail*

Ryan: No, this is impossible

Ryan: There's no way to do this

Off camera: OH !!!

Off camera: Geez !!

Ryan: It was that hard ?

Ryan: Give me a real challenge :v

Ryan: Battery stack challenge :v

Ryan: I bet you everybody would do this.

Ryan: This is so fun.

Off camera: Oh !!!

Greg: One handed? Will: Do a third one.

Off camera: Ohhhh

Off camera: Oh my goodness

Off camera: Easy

Off camera: Keep going, boiz

Ryan: Give me a real challenge

Off camera: NO WAY!!!

Off camera: Ohhhhhh !!!

*RIP*

Ryan: I can do ten. I think I can do ten

Ryan: I'm getting at least 5.

*fail*

Ryan: That's a little off.

Ryan: It's a little off.

Off camera (lots of 'There you go' 'Let's go boys)

Off camera (lots of 'There you go' 'Let's go boys)

here we go

*RIP*

Ryan: It was there x2

Ryan: Ten! (So proud of you Ryan)

Ryan: See?

Ryan: I told you guys that it's not hard to balance 10 batteries on top of each other.

Ryan: This is another life lesson

Ryan: You can fail over and over and over, but if you learn to persevere and just keep ...

*FAIL* :V

Ryan: I love those like voice-over line in trailers

Ryan: You could literally say anything as long as it sounds deep and dramatic and it fits perfectly in a trailer

Ryan: In fact, I'll do some right now

*Dramatic Voice* Ryan: What do you mean ?

Ryan: You don't know what's going on

Ryan: I just told you I don't know

Ryan: Who the hell are you guys?

Ryan: But what do you mean?

Ryan: They can't figure what's wrong with him.

Ryan: How am I supposed to know how to do something that I don't know how to do?

Ryan: You could literally say anything as long as it sounds deep and dramatic

Ryan: Throw it in the background of, you know, some action scenes or some random cuts and you got a trailer.

Voice-over: What do you do ?

Voice-over: Simple

Voice-over: They leave a comment

Voice-over: I answer it

*Some bad ass action scenes and random cuts from previous Dear Ryan's* :v

Voice-over: They say it's a myth, but I've seen it. *Some badass action scenes and random cuts from previous Dear Ryan's* :v

*Some bad ass action scenes and random cuts from previous Dear Ryan's* :v

Voice-over: Wait what do you mean they can't figure out what's wrong with him? *Some badass action scenes and random cuts from previous Dear Ryan's* :v

Voice-over: I just told you I don't know. *Some bad ass action scenes and random cuts from previous Dear Ryan's* :v

Voice-over: How am I supposed to know how to do something that I don't know how to do? *Some badass action scenes and random cuts from previous Dear Ryan's* :v

Evil Ryan: There can only be one

Ryan: Go F asterisk asterisk asterisk yourself?

Ryan: What?

Other Ryan: Come on Ryan, you know what he means.

Other Ryan: You know what he wants us to do

Ryan: Yes, but that's kind of...

Ryan: I don't know

Other Ryan: Just turn around and close your eyes.

Other Ryan: It'll be over before you know it.

Other Ryan: It will be easy

*Le Sigh*

Ryan: Fine

Other Ryan: All right, let's do this

Ryan: Whenever you're ready then, in three...

Ryan: Two..

Ryan: One...

Ryan: Ready or not, here I come.

Ryan: Wait, what do you...

Ryan: I see you're right there, in the bed.

Other Ryan: See?

Other Ryan: I told you it'd be easy to find yourself.

Ryan: Yeah, I guess it was

Ryan: So I do actually have a guitar, but I literally just looked for it and I can't find it.

Ryan: Which you might ask yourself, how is that possible that you don't know where this gigantic thing is.

Ryan: The only time I ever use it is as a prop in videos.

Ryan: If you really look at me in those music videos and other things that I used to guitar

Ryan: I'm not actually playing any real notes

Ryan: Because I don't know how to play.

Ryan: The only songs I do know how to play are because I watch YouTube videos and I just copy their hands

Ryan: Like I don't know what notes or letters - I don't know what they're called.

Ryan: In 24 hours, I still had a hard time playing the Happy Birthday song.

Ryan: And that's one of the easiest songs to play on the guitar which is really sad...

Ryan: But anyway I still picked this Dear Ryan because even though I don't have a guitar there is something that I've always wanted to try.

Ryan: And I think this could be my only chance.

Ryan: I've always thought that if a song is a bunch of chords put together in a certain order

Ryan: And a chord is just a bunch of finger placements on a guitar.

Ryan: Technically, if I were to record my voice mimicking the sound of every single placement on a guitar,

Ryan: I pretty much would have created my own vocal guitar and I should be able to play anything I want... with editing.

Ryan: Again, I'm not sure if this is actually going to work but it sounds more fun than actually having to learn to play the guitar.

Ryan: Yeah, I probably should of just looked for the guitar, that would've been a LOT faster.

Ryan: Soooo....

Ryan: So we have the laptop, we have my...

Ryan: Whoops...

Ryan: We have my cardboard guitar...

Ryan: I'm gonna play the sound on here, try and mimic it and then play it on here with that sound...

Ryan: Does that make sense?

Ryan: First thing I'm going to do is do all of the strings by itself.

Ryan: So the first one is a... E?

Ryan: Next one is A

Ryan: This is D

Ryan: G

Ryan: B

Ryan: And the last one... E

Ryan: Alright so we got the empty strings and now it's time to do every single one of these.

Ryan: (mumbling): I should just get a regular guitar...

Ryan: First one... This sound...

Ryan: Alright... so now... that we have every single one of these

Ryan: Finger placements... I don't know what they're called...

Ryan: Obviously with a little bit of tuning, we should be able to combine any single one of these to make a chord.

Ryan: So... I guess we could just try that now...

Ryan: Look up some chords...

Ryan: Let's do a C

Ryan: Together, should be like this.

Ryan: F... this is a crazy one

Ryan: Now that I have pretty much every single chord.

Ryan: Because we have all the different finger placements, we should be able to play literally anything in the entire world.

Ryan: No matter how difficult...

Ryan: And without practice too! Even better. (so proud Ryan)

Ryan: What should I play though?

Ryan: Ah!

(plays Happy Birthday song)

(Off note)

??

(NANI??)

*RIP*

Ryan: I know most of you know what Bohemian Rhapsody is.

Ryan: But for those of you that don't... it's a very popular song, from the 80's I would guess?

Ryan: It's by a band called Queen? Freddie Mercury, Queen.

Ryan: It's of their most popular songs.

Ryan: I feel weird having to explain this, this is like, common knowledge... for me growing up.

Ryan: For all you younger people who haven't heard of Queen or Bohemian Rhapsody

Ryan: I would suggest you go check them out

Ryan: It's not like the songs of today, or the music of today, because it's better (lol).

Ryan: I sound like an old man now

Ryan: I actually have a special connection to Queen, because my first video that I've ever uploaded, it's on private now, is a song by Freddie Mercury.

Ryan: They're my favorite band.

Ryan: But anyway, I only pulled this Dear Ryan because for whatever reason I get this one a lot? Maybe it's because the movies coming out, like Bohemian Rhapsody.

Ryan: Yeah I get this Dear Ryan a lot for some reason and the reason I haven't done it is...

Ryan: People are going to get upset.

Ryan: Queen fans are super crazy. Go and look at any parody of Bohemian Rhapsody or like people covering it.

Ryan: They just go after anyone who does anything to do with Queen

Ryan: Which I also understand, because I'm a huge Queen fan as well.

Ryan: So I'm sorry, as much as I love the song, and I want to

Ryan: I just...

*Early guitar solo*

Freddie Ryan: Hey! HEY!

Guitar Ryan: What?

Freddie Ryan: That's not where the guitar solo comes in...

Guitar Ryan: Yeah so...?

Freddie Ryan: So.... Didn't you hear me earlier? We don't want to upset those hardcore Queen fans! They get crazy you know.

Guitar Ryan: You guys are the one who changed the words... that's way more insulting if you ask me...

Freddie Ryan: *Scoffs* No it's not

Guitar Ryan: Yes it is

Freddie Ryan: No it's not!

All guitar Ryan's: YES IT IS!

All of Queen: NO IT'S NOT!!

*Slight guitar solo*

Guitar Ryan: Yeah...

Guitar Ryan: I didn't get to finish the second guitar solo... so

do...do do dodododododo...

TEEHEE!

Ryan: So leave your questions in the comments below and you could be responsible for the next video.

Ryan: Getting frustrated

Greg: Oh...