James: Ahhh! Such a beautiful day- uh- ( yeah!)

The sun's shining in a beautiful way- uh- (woo!)

gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and-

Dave: Life is ultimately meaningless...

James: ....uhh *coughs and clears throat* UUUHHHHH...

But I'll get out of the house

Get on the road, top down, hands out!

Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm

Dave: The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions...

James: Oh! But I- I- , I'll head to class try my best on every test til I pass

and my grades are screaming in my face - ayyyy!

Dave: 98% of what you learn is a waste...

James: I get to- hang out with all my friends YEAH! My friends are the friendliest friends

Can't think of a better way to spend my time

Dave: Your brain is flawed and all your friends will die...

James: Nevermind!

I'm alive in the greatest nation! So proud of-

Dave: The exploitation of natives...

James: This graceful bird means freedom for all!

Dave: Tell that to the slaves and bald eagles aren't even bald (True)

James: I can live in the moment, milk every second!

Dave: At any time you could get clinical depression...

James: But I'll just be happy, no matter what's in store!

Dave: It's quite genetic and we have no cure... James: uhh- at least

James: We are young! Dave: Not for long... James: Life is fun! Dave: It only goes downhill...

James: We gotta make the most of it, Make the most of it- Dave: Or you'll regret it...

James: We are young! Dave: For now... James: Life is fun! Woo- Dave: For some people...

James: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it! Dave: Good luck... (meow)

James: Woo! I got a brand new job today! YAA! Doin stuff that'll help the economy. UH-

I'll save money and buy things at the store! Dave: Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed...

James: And it's all because of my hard work! Dave : And the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth...

James: I put a lotta effort in my resume! Dave: Good thing you don't have a black person's name... (ohh)

James: I'm proud to be a functioning member of society! Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be

Part of the community, contribute with my tax. What could possibly stop me? Dave: The shrinking middle class...

James: AHHHHH- I've at least got a nice stable job. Dave: Until it's outsourced to china or replaced by a robot...

James: OH GOD- Well then I could relax a bit! Dave: You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it...asmr

James: But man I'm a passionate graduate I can be different and I have a career paths to pick from

I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky! Dave: Neither of those will make you happy, trust me...

James: I'm able to choose what I pursue! Yea- Dave: You're a slave to people born richer than you...

James: Then screw it, I'll keep going in then I'll party on the weekend and sing!

noooOOOooooOOO o OOOOOOO- Dave: Thanks to autotune...

James: We are young! Dave: Not for long... James: Life is fun! Dave: It only goes downhill...

James: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it! Dave: Or you'll regret it...

James: We are young! Dave: We still die James: Life is fun! Dave: until you die

James: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it! Dave: Because you'll die... (meow)

James: Life is a wonder! Dave: You'll never know the answer... James: Nature is a miracle! Dave: Natural disasters...

James: It's good to be alive! Dave: You could wake up with cancer... James: But I'm healthy? Dave: Healthy people still get cancer...

James: I love this show! Dave: It's the last episode... James: The sun is shining! Dave: It's going to explode...

James: Every species is beautiful and unique though! Dave: Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes...

James: I met a cute girl with a ponytail! Dave: Statistically that relationship is going to fail... (SCIENCE)

James: I have a wonderful family, it's like no other! Dave: You're not special and one day you'll bury your mother... James: geez dude...

No matter what, I can find a home! Dave: We... Will... All... Die... Alone...

James: There's amazing potential in every human on earth! Dave: There's no escaping the heat death of the universe...

James: I don't have to live life based on negative parts. No matter how bad they are, they're just thoughts!

Dave: Yeah that's fair. James: wait really? Dave:Yeah that seems reasonable.

James: wait-wait-wait-wait but you were just telling me- Dave: whatever man, I dunno, live your life how you want. I'm not forcing you to do anything, I'm just saying.

James: Oh...Well in that case... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

James: We are young! Life is fun!

We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it.

We are young! Life is fun!

We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it. Dave: Enjoy it while it lasts...

Lyrics: James (TheOdd1sOut) & Dave (BoyInABand)!

Animation by: Rushlight Invader, ToonCee, Anti-Dark-Heart, and Pajama Party Doodles!

Subtitles by: A lot of people. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Production by: Oxygen Beats.

Remember! Wear your seatbelt!

Also Hi! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How are you doing?

You are epic! :D

Bye peoples