Coming at your internet

P: *laughing awkwardly* what was that?

D: I've no idea what-

P: Howdy

D: So this year at VidCon, which is the big YouTube convention that happens in Los Angeles

me and Phil were asked if we wanted to perform live on stage in front of thousands of people

P: I don't know why we agreed to this D: No

P: Because performing in front of 10 people makes me want to wet myself, so

Thousands was just terrifying

D: Right. But we did it and we decided that it would be fun to do the "Who's more likely to" friendship test.

P: I think it went pretty well.

D: Yeah, I mean, especially considering all the cameras were on the floor, which resulted in horrifying under the chin camera angles for the entire time.

D: Hey guys we are Dan and Phil! It's nice to meet you!

So as nobody outside of that room would have gotten to see otherwise,

We thought we'd upload it for you all now!

P: So take it away Dan and Phil of the past!

D: I just hiccuped.

P: That's okay, you're allowed to do that.

*Various hellos to the audience*

D: How are you all doing? Having a good weekend?

Yeeeeaaaaah!

Awesome!

Oh so, we are Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil, in case any of you guys don't know.

Nice to meet you.

So Phil, are you scared right now?

P: Uh yeah, I drank two bottles of water this morning, so I'm just trying not to wee myself.

I promise I won't

D: TMI, but thank you for sharing.

D: Yeah, like, I'm not scared, but then my knees are like *shaking*

P: Uh-oh.

D: So I think my body is like; you're supposed to be scared right now.

You're all terrifying.

So Phil, what are we doing today?

P: Well you may have seen Zoe and Louise, or PewDiePie and Marzia doing the "Who's more likely to?" game.

So I thought we could get to know each other a little better... so we lived with each other for two years.

D: Yeah, it's quite awhile.

P: So I thought, how well do we know each other?

So questions will be like, "Who's more likely to be traumatized by a moth?"

D: Dan. P:Dan.

D: I'm afraid of moths.

D: That's how it works. P: Cause he's terrified of moths.

D: Yeah so, I mean we didn't want to do anything on stage, that was too like rehearsed or planned

Cause obviously, you know, we want to be sincere, and it's nothing to do with us being lazy or forgetful.

So that's why we're doing that.

We asked you guys, um, at home on Twitter to send us questions

So the people looking through the cameras, they sent us some Tweets

But, we're not going to read them ourselves, cause that would be a bit awkward.

So welcome our glamorous assistant, Catrific!

*Applause and welcoming Cat to the stage*

D: Hey!

P: That's Cat there.

D: Okay. Let's all take our stools

P: Okay

D: We're so ready.

P: We're ready

D: Okay, this is the moment where we find out whether we are best friends or we need to just hate each other and move out. Okay.

P: Okay

D: This is... this is the test, so I hope you're ready.

Right, what is the first question?

C: Who's more likely to die first during a zombie apocalypse?

P: Oooh

D: Phil

P: Dan!

D: What?

P: Because

D: Are you kidding me?

P: Well the underdog who's really clumsy always survives in the movies

D: Okay...

P: I-I think I'd survive 'till the end.

D: I know where you're getting with that but,

You know when the zombie apocalypse happens, and the door breaks down,

And there's that irrelevant extra that just gets like eaten as soon as it happens

That would be you!

You'd last like 3.5 seconds.

*laughter* C: Aww

P: I would die

D: Honestly, yeah...

P: I wouldn't even make it outside

D: We're going with Phil for that one

Yeah, okay

C: Alright guys, who's more likely to fangirl over famous people?

P: Oooh

Dan!

D: We walked past Maisie Williams, who plays Arya Stark from Game of Thrones the other week

And I was like hyperventilating

P: Yeah, and we saw a community channel earlier

And Dan was like "*gasps* she's real!"

"She's right there!"

D: Phil was like do you want me to introduce you?

And I was like "Noooo don't do that!" And *honk*

So yeah...

P: So definitely Dan

D: Dan? I think so

P: Yeah

C: Alright, who's more likely to drop their phone in the toilet?

D: I did, no, I-oh. P: Oh no, wait-wait-wait. Dan

D: Why are you saying me?

P: Alright Dan always takes his phone to the toilet. D: Hey-hey-hey-hey.

Hands up if you play apps on the toilet. Come on, yep.

P: Okay. Okay, maybe it's not so strange. D: No.

It's not weird.

P: But I figured, if you're like, in an intense flappy bird session on the toilet.

D: Every time I go, it's just like a life or death, am I gunna slip it out of my hands and drop it down the toilet.

P: Yeah. Though I am pretty clumsy as well. But I think Dan. D: I get that one.

P: Yeah, you'd drown the phone. D: Okay, we agree. Good so far.

C: Alright, who is more likely to eat the other person's cereal?

P: Ooooh.

D: Okay. Okay. P: It's me.

D: Like three days a week, I come round the corner in our kitchen and then Phil is just like stood over here just going like *pig noises*.

And then I'm like "What are you doing?". And he turns around and he's like "Don't look at me!"

"My secret shame!" And I wouldn't mind if you're secretly eating cereal.

But it's the fact that it's like my box. And you don't even ask.

P: It's-it's a problem. I have a cereal problem!

D: You have a problem. If anyone has any cereal support groups they can recommend.

P: Yeah. D: Phil needs help.

P: But if you haven't tried it, dry cereal.

It's incredible. D: It's wrong.

Okay. C: Alright, who is more likely to get arrested? P: Ooh.

D: To get arrested? P: Get arrested. C: Dan *laughs*

P: Dan. D: What would I get arrested for?

P: I think you'd just get yourself into so many awkward situations. D: I would wouldn't I.

D: I'd just make awkward eye contact with the cop

D: They'd be like "Are you doing something?", and I'd be like "uuu no".

P: There'd be a-a dead body on the floor and you'd be like "I wasn't eating it".

D: Yeah, that is something I would say. P: Yeah, so that- I think that would be why.

D: Okay, I agree--- most likely to get arrested P: Dan would get arrested

C: Who's more likely to fall asleep at 5 AM?

P: Dan.

P: Definitely Dan!

D: Hey, hey! You haven't-- do you telling me you don't go on like,

D: Wikipedia odysseys at like, 3 AM?

P: Maybe sometimes-

D: Where you're like, "What's at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean?"

D: And then like six hours later you're still on the Internet?

P: But sometimes it'll be like, 6:45 AM and I'll just hear Dan like, pacing up and down his bedroom!

P: I'm like, "What is he doing in there!?"-- D: Hey, hey! Hard to sleep when you're having an existential crisis, Phil!

D: You don't understand!

P: Okay.

D: I need to pace in my own time.

D: Okay.

C: Who is more likely to never reply to a friend's text?

P: Oh...

D: This is just painting me like a horrible person... but I'm-I'm... I'm gonna say myself.

P: I'm pretty bad as well, but... no, DAN. Yeah.

P: Like, I guess...- D: I lose friends cause I don't reply to people for like, three months.

D: It's that bad.

P: I'll get some of Dan's friend's like, "Phiiil, is Dan still alive?"

D: "Is Dan dead?" (Obviously. Just on the inside.)

D: "I haven't seen him since last year" and I'm like-

D: "Oooh, sorry about that..."

P: Why don't you ever reply?

D: I d- I think idea and I'm like, "I'm gonna reply to that..."

D: "in one minute after I finish this thing." And then forget forever.

P: You just forget. D: Yeah. P: Okay.

C: Who's most likely to win Britain's Got Talent?

D: What??

D: Okay, okay. I don't think either of us have talents, but-

P: I have faith in myself. (YES YOU GO PHILLIP)

D: I think you probably have weird party tricks. P: Yeah.

D: Like, what would you do?

P: I can flair my nostrils. Is that rare?

P: Hands up if you can flair your nostrils. D: Well, who else can flair their nostrils?

P: Okay that's not rare. D: Do it right now?

D: Just flair your nostrils

D: This is really disturbing. P: That was disturbing.

D: This is like looking at loads of hippos. Wow.

P: I feel like- D: That's kinda hot.

P: I'd have kind of a good opera voice, though. Like,

(Cue Phil singing the scale in a deep, serious voice)

D: That was good!

P: Thank you! D: You should actually apply next year.

P: I'll apply next year.

D: Phil. P: Woo!

P: We're doing well! We know each other. We're friends.

D: So far.

C: Okay, who is more likely to be scared at a horror film?

P: Dan!

P: Like, okay, Dan is scared of the weirdest stuff!

P: He's scared of moths, trees... the dark!

D: Thanks- P: The girl from the Ring.

P: The girl from the Ring in a tree in the dark with a moth. D: Keep- keep listing my weaknesses! Okay.

D: No, it's true. I'm- I am terrified of anything with supernatural horror.

D: Like I really get into horror movies, which means I watch anything with a tiny Asian girl

D: and I'm like "ahh!"

D: But then you, you're like "I'm bored on a Saturday afternoon so I'm just gonna put on some murder."

P: It's true.

C: Who is more likely to buy an animal without telling the other one?

P: Phil!!

D: We're not allowed a hamster!

P: I WANNA HAMSTER T^T

D: It's against the rent agreement!

D: That's just... Phil. P: Okay.

C: Who's more likely to offend someone without meaning it?

P: Ooh.

D: Okay it's not that I am offensive, it's just that sometimes I'm joking

D: and people think that because of my sarcastic tone I'm being serious.

D: And then they hate me forever. P: That's true.

P: No one understands your tone

C: Who's more likely to get lost first without a GPS or map?

D: Phil could be on the road that we live in and he's like

D: "Are we going left or right?"

D: And I'm like "You don't know which direction is left and right."

P: It's true. I'll leave a shop and then go in the same direction I've just been in.

P: I've got issues.

D: Definitely you.

C: Who's more likely to cry at a film?

P: Dan cried more at "Fault In Our Stars"!

D: Okay! Just like the horror movies, I just get into them, okay?

D: I get really into the movies, then when anything happens I'm just like, *sniffle*

P: Yup.

P: Real tears. Man tears!

D: Manly tears...

D: at the "Fault In Our Stars". Yup.

D: Okay.

C: Who's more likely to leave their fly undone and not realize?

D: Stand up stand up stand up stand up. Lemme see.

P: They're done up now! D: You're safe today!

P: It's fine! I'm safe! D: Awesome!

P: Thank you.

D: Well I say we know each other quite well then.

P: Yeah! We're real friends!

D: We're real friends!

Both: Yaaa!

D: Touching...

D: Woo! I was terrified the whole time!

P: We proved our friendship though!

D: We did. P: We're not just actors hired by Google. (SHH DON'T TELL THEM)

D: No... (I SAID DON'T TELL THEM)

D: Well I hope you enjoyed that. But! There is something very exciting we want to tell you about.

D: Oh? Phil?

D: Where did you get that mug from?

P: Only from the brand new world wide danandphilshop dot com!!