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  • Katy won't be stealing my Grammy for the best female pop artist...

  • now that we've taken out her Illuminati gangsters

  • Yeah, one problem with that you forgot one

  • Yo, what the hell happened with you girls out there, she was a double agent all along captain Kenya

  • Uh, it's Kendrick. Katy purposely hired her to befriend and sabotage me yet again like she did years ago

  • So what do you plan to do now?

  • This Means War

  • Miss stop your help has been in the store to 1989

  • You are indeed ready for the Grammys next week also congrats on your recent VMA queen

  • Hey, what happened with you and Selena, I thought you two were besties

  • Me too

  • She made a really deep cut and betrayed me for Katy. Now

  • We've got a train to take them both down. I never liked Katy she always has made fun of my accent

  • Tell me when I can blast that big eyed bozo bitch clear out of the sky.

  • You've got it Ellie now. Let's get to work

  • Now you try.

  • So that border jumper betrayed you Tay Tay?

  • Yep, I still have the scars on my back from her knife

  • I'll make sure this knife ends up in her back

  • So what's the beef between you and Katy? Didn't you used to be friends with her?

  • Katy is a dark horse...

  • We used to be best buds, but now we've got bad blood

  • She grew jealous of me because I always won the Grammys so

  • She sabotaged my tour and stole my backup dancers for her

  • illuminate tour or whatever

  • And now she's stolen my grammy!

  • Wow, that's it? Did she ever say sorry?

  • You know Hailey, band-aids don't fix bullet holes.

  • ♪ I know Katy stole your dancers, but you've gotta let it go Tay Tay

  • I can't let itgo, OH HELL NO. I'm going to beat Katy to a pulp

  • Sorry Jessica didn't see you there your movies suck anyway

  • What is it Selina? Can't you see I'm trying to enjoy my first Grammy and peace?

  • Your highness, I have word that Taylor and her spies are headed this way

  • Is that so? Prepare the Illumin-army.

  • As you wish

  • If she wants a war we'll give her one

  • You sure Invisible Woman doesn't mind us borrowing her invisible whip?

  • Uh, Yeah...

  • Trust me she won't care

  • So why are we going to the hair salon before the battle?

  • Black widow said I should try out a new look! Now buckle up Kendrick Jafar, we've got some Illuminati ass to kick

  • *Inhale* *Exhale*

  • Selena look at what you've done, I thought you could be trusted. I'm here to get my Grammy you backstabber

  • Sorry it belongs to Lord Katy now. Nice color! Is your hair on its period to?

  • Well if it isn't the Grammy hogging hoe Taylor shit

  • Shouldn't you be screwing some band member?

  • I can't believe you do this you dark witch! You know it's sad to think about all the good times we've had.

  • Oh? Did that make you upset?

  • Next thing you know you're gonna write a song about me. Give me back my Grammy you no-talent-hack

  • You'll never win one so just give up. Sorry. It's mine now, and now if I have my first Grammy

  • I'll finally be a more respected artist! Illumin-army, Attack!

  • (Droids chanting) All hail Queen Katy.

  • (Droids chanting) Surrender.

  • Selena

  • Zendaya

  • (Droids chanting) Die bitch die

  • Take that you fucking robot

  • (Droid chanting) Shut up bitch

  • Ha you're fighting sucks almost as bad as your music, I want a rematch when you're ready coming get it bitch

  • Wait, hold on. OOoooO I reached level two!

  • What, what is that?

  • It's my favorite game see!

  • OooOo - Looks fun, where do I get it?

  • Oh, easy you just downloaded for free in the description of this parody!

  • Sweet. Okay, back to the fight

  • Kendall, now!

  • My name, is Kendrick god dammit. Light her ass up Kelly.

  • Boot my bloody crumpets you bitch...

  • (Droid still chanting) Fuck all you hoes

  • That'll teach you to steal my dancers or Grammy again

  • I'm the real Queen of Pop now, and you couldn't even beat me in your wildest dream

  • Thank you for watching my bad blood cartoon parody find out what endless favorite game is by downloading in the description below

  • Applause to the voice actresses in this video

  • Be sure to check out more parodies, especially our latest installment "mainframes"

  • Have a lovely day

Katy won't be stealing my Grammy for the best female pop artist...

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