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  • >> PRIEST: We are gathered here today for this crazy Latino couple.

  • Lele Pons, do you take TonioSkits to hold and to cherish forever?

  • I mean every day.

  • You wake up, you go to sleep. This is you every day. Forever.

  • Forever!

  • >> LELE PONS: Can I think?

  • [MUFFLED CONVERSATIONS]

  • Baby!

  • Baby! What do you think?

  • >> GIRLS: Oh my God look at her in that dress! She looks so cute!

  • >> TONIOSKITS: You look fat!

  • [GUYS LAUGHING]

  • [GIRLS YELLING AT GUYS]

  • [GUYS MOCKING GIRLS]

  • [GIRLS AND GUYS ARGUING]

  • >> TONIOSKITS: Speak English!

  • >> LELE PONS: I told you he doesn't love me!

  • >> TONIOSKITS: Whatever, I'll just pay her bills.

  • [GUYS LAUGHING]

  • >> LELE PONS: Seriously?

  • >> KATHERINE LUCIA: Oh my God.

  • >> GIRL 1: What?

  • >> KATHERINE LUCIA: Look at what he's doing.

  • >> GIRL 2: He's cheating on you!

  • >> GIRL 1: You better go get him!

  • Go get him! Go get him!

  • >> LELE PONS: Hello?

  • >> TONIOSKITS: What? Hold on, hold on. Hold up.

  • >> LELE PONS: Are you cheating on me?

  • >> TONIOSKITS: I'm talking with my friends.

  • Maybe you too fat to understand. Eat a protein shake!

  • You know what? There's a protein shake there for you.

  • >> GUY: Watch it.

  • >> LELE PONS: What?

  • Babe.

  • >> TONIOSKITS: Huh?

  • >> LELE PONS: He just hit me. Are you not going to protect me?

  • >> TONIOSKITS: Aw baby, you know I'll always be a fan of you. I'm just fixing the new TV. You know I love you baby.

  • >> LELE PONS: Aw, I love you too.

  • >> TONIOSKITS: [BLEEP]

  • >> LELE PONS: I do.

  • >> PRIEST: Are you sure about that?

  • >> LELE PONS: The baby, the baby. Can you-

  • >> TONIOSKITS: I don't speak English.

  • You take care of it.

  • [BABY CRYING]

  • You gave birth to that baby.

  • >> LELE PONS: Baby, can you get Juanita something to eat?

  • >> TONIOSKITS: Didn't she eat last month?

  • >> LELE PONS: Can you get me something to drink?

  • >> TONIOSKITS: Here.

  • >> LELE PONS: Whatever.

  • >> TONIOSKITS: What do we call mommy?

  • >> TONIOSKITS & MATEO: Stupid.

  • [TONIOSKITS & MATEO LAUGHING]

  • >> LELE PONS: I think I do.

  • >> PRIEST: TONIOSKITS!

  • Do you take Lele Pons...

  • to hold and to cherish and-

  • Do you want her every day?

  • >> LELE PONS: Baby! How do I look?

  • >> GIRLS: Oh my God! That's so cute!

  • >> TONIOSKITS: You look amazing!

  • >> LELE PONS: Did you just call me fat?

  • >> TONIOSKITS: You look great!

  • [LELE PONS YELLING AT TONIOSKITS]

  • >> KATHERINA LUCIA: How dare you?

  • [GIRLS AND GUYS ARGUING]

  • [LELE PONS ANG GUYS YELLING]

  • >> GIRL 3: Hey, do you know where the restroom is? My friend really needs to pee.

  • >> TONIOSKITS: I think it's that way.

  • >> LELE PONS: That's what he gets. That-OH!

  • Hey! Desgraciado!

  • >> TONIOSKITS: Baby, no.

  • >> LELE PONS: Are you cheating on me with these [BLEEP]?

  • Huh? I knew it.

  • >> TONIOSKITS: They asked me for the bathroom.

  • >> LELE PONS: You wanna know what? Hold on one second.

  • >> OSCAR MIRANDA: Crazy!

  • >> LELE PONS: Leave me alone! Leave me alone!

  • Tonio!

  • Are you going to defend me?

  • >> TONIOSKITS: Mamí, I'm so sorry. I was trying to put the TV up. I didn't-

  • >> LELE PONS: What? You're watching TV? Oh, I'm so sorry! One second.

  • >> TONIOSKITS: You told me to put the TV up, you wanted to watch a movie!

  • >> LELE PONS: Really? So you're gonna put the TV before me? Huh?

  • You know what?

  • [GUYS YELLING & GIRLS CHEERING]

  • >> LELE PONS: What!

  • >> TONIOSKITS: No.

  • Yes!

  • >> PRIEST: Listen, this is forever man.

  • >> TONIOSKITS: No! Yes!

  • >> PRIEST: Think about it. Think about it.

  • [BABY CRYING]

  • >> LELE PONS: Tonio! Get the baby!

  • >> TONIOSKITS: I got her yesterday, the day before, last week.

  • >> LELE PONS: Tonio!

  • >> LELE PONS: Tonio! >> TONIOSKITS: Huh?

  • >> LELE PONS: The baby's hungry!

  • >> TONIOSKITS: It's in the microwave!

  • >> LELE PONS: You don't do anything!

  • >> TONIOSKITS: It's heating up!

  • >> LELE PONS: She's thirsty!

  • >> TONIOSKITS: Okay!

  • >> LELE PONS: Come on! She's thirsty!

  • Open it for me!

  • You want- no.

  • Mateo!

  • What do we call daddy?

  • >> LELE PONS & MATEO: Estúpido!

  • [LELE PONS & MATEO LAUGHING]

  • >> PRIEST: Does anyone here object?

  • That's right.

  • >> LELE PONS: Ton-

  • TONIO!

  • [EXIT MUSIC]

>> PRIEST: We are gathered here today for this crazy Latino couple.

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