[Ian] SHUT UP!

Help..

The hell..?

Very sick...

Haven't slept in days...

Too weak to go on..!

I think I got just what you need.

[whistling]

My grandpa gave me his old sleeping pills at his will when he died.

He said...

...what did he say again?

These pills are very dangerous, so don't ever use them, dummy!

Uh..

He said they work GREAT!

Cool!

Sleeping time, here I come!

Damn it, stop pooping everywhere!

Aw, yeah!

Wood is so hard!

Yeah, big long strokes!

Aw, feelin' the wood with my ass!

[coughing]

Hey Ian, can you keep your chicken choking session down in there?!

Yeah... that's right! Do it like a beaver!

That's it.

If you don't stop-

The hell are you doing?!

Hellooooooooooooooo?

WAKE UP!

[slap]

Alright..

Desperate times come for desperate measures.

[intense rock music]

[puny fart]

[sniff]

[coughing]

What the hell, man?!

Well sorry, you're making weird stuff in your sleep!

What is this thing anyway?!

I don't know, I think it's a bread box.

What, what?

Why would bread need a box, that's stupid!

It says right here: "Side effects include doing hobbies in your sleep."

Yeah, you probably shouldn't take these anymore!

Yeah, alright..

And toss this crap in the garbage!

Okay.

This is the ugliest thing ever!

Great golly gooba!

Look at this masterpiece!

The craftsmanship is exquisite!

I've been looking for one all my life!

Will you take 500 American?

Uh...

Ok... 5,000!

Ok!

Oh yeah!

That's some goooood wood!

You can give me more of this stuff, right?

Umm... yeah!

I can hook you up, man!

Excellent!

[Music]

[maniacal laughter]

What the hell, man-

Woo, money angels, woo!

Hey man, this might sound kind of weird, but..

..have you been drugging me?

Uh..

No!

Okay, so why am I always waking up covered in wood shavings?

I don't know, the Wood Fairy?

Okay, okay, well then how about you explain..

...this?

Okay, so maybe I've been drugging you so you would carve wood and things at night that I can sell to some creepy guy for money.

You're going to kill me now?

[laughter]

Of course not, man! I don't believe in revenge!

So, you're really not mad at me?

No way, man! In fact, I made you this glass of OJ to help you feel better!

Mmm... you know I love orange liquid!

Drink up!

Ugh, sure is pulpy!

What's your hobby gonna be, Anthony?

[maniacal laughter]

Yeah, holla holla!

Yeah... you know you love it when I work that pole...

Yes! Oh! It's made of good, solid, hard wood!

Yeah, keep dancing, Anthony, you're making me rich!

*screaming*

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