This first one's from @SoupyMcSoupFace.

He says, "My boss refused to correct my name badge which said 'Brain' instead of 'Brian.' He said, 'You're Brain now, so deal with it.'"

Right. Okay, Brain?

Nope. Now I'm Soupy McSoupface.

Yeah.

I'll show...I'll show him. I'll show him, yeah.

"You call me Brain, man?"

"You can't call me Brain at all, man." "Call me Soupy McSoupface."

This one is from @toshoonly.

Toshoonly.

"To" like t-o.

Like "too shoon"?

Toshoon.

It's been too shoon. Too shoon. Too soon.

Toshoonly. She says, "My boss made me give him piggyback rides after we mopped the floors every night so there would be fewer footprints."

What?!

Giddy-up! Giddy-up!

Let's go! Come on! Come on, Brain!

What in the world? "Come on, Brain!"

"Don't be slippin' on that wet floor! Piso mojado!"

This one's from @bren_nancarrow.

She says, "I babysat this kid who kept pointing at me and saying, 'You're next.' After the fourth time, I gave my two weeks notice."

You're next.

You're next.

Redrum, Mrs. Torrance.

This one's from @KSchmooze.

That's her real last name. Yeah, that's her last name.

Yeah, Schmooze. Kathryn Schmooze.

Kathryn Schmooze.

She says, "My old job had a phone in the restroom. Our boss would call it if he thought you'd been in there too long."

Oh! Come on, man.

That's not good. What? Come on, dude.

Come on, man.

This one's from @Johnathan_Young_.

He said, "My boss asked if I had a knife to open a box. I gave her one. I was later written up for having a knife at work."

Come on. That's entrapment!

Come on, that's catch-22.

Hey, Brain, you got a knife?

Yeah, yeah, Brain.

This one's from @YZracer81.

He says, "I made a mistake at work and my boss called me up to chew me out. At the end of the conversation he made me say, 'I've been a bad boy.'"

I don't...I don't know.

That wasn't about work.

I don't know, man. Yeah.

This one is from @CaptainHarris1.

He says, "I worked at a convenience store for one day. I quit when I saw the instructions for 'what to do when you get robbed.' Not 'if' - 'WHEN.'"

This place gets robbed?

A lot. I'm getting out of here.

Last one's from @verambassi.

She says, "Instead of hitting the 1 key for the number of copies, I typed 1111 and couldn't make the printer stop. I left before they finished."

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