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00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:49,769 Ready's where does [everybody's] [oh] Max?
Can you hit sure anything you want? I'm in very big taco I kill it
The man who put you in big trouble, so he's no man. [you're] gracias
No, it's my homework. I know finish it. [I] haven't [even] started it
[Mr.]. [han] is going to be very angry don't worry Giovanni. He's gonna fix everything. Yeah for a [Sarah]
Okay, who wants the homework only then p each?
[hey], then [P] [know] [passata]
okay, Ocean x
You're running a class yes, oh
How we know answers right sure answers all right? My landlady see the boy write some down
Now not a knife. Oh, this is too bad. He should be here you want to give Mr.. Brown a massage [I]
presume you mean message
[no], thank you
No, I shall wait until he arrives [we'll] give me an opportunity to find out how much you have learnt just precious little I suspect
But Madam, we know [the] look for Mr.. Brown
All right, now quiet quiet
very well
Let's see if we can find out how much you've [learnt] from Mr.. Brown. I can't anyone give me a sentence containing the word
catalyst
there come along somebody
catalyst
por Favor, Senora, yes
in my country a spain
most of the people a Roman catholic
I don't believe it. That's not right. Oh ethel is a much bigger Catalyst hunter
please
Good evening, miss [Courtney]. It's almost good night. Yeah. Well I'm sorry. I'm late. I was detained at the paper shop, Mr.. Brown
I know [the] times are hard, but [do] you have to deliver newspapers? [oh] no? No no?
I bought them they're for the students as part of their education well they certainly need some education
Yes, well good evening. Oh
Squeeze me, please I'm just [this] moment arriving squeeze me again. I go what
I come back
I'm moving house. [oh] not at all
I'm coming here straight from work. Oh, you've got [a] job. Yes, please. I'm a traveling Salesman
I'd go around nicking the doors
Knocking that is correct here. What are you selling? [oh] blimey everything for a master or a mistress?
[I] show you some example. Maybe you will be wanting to buy something
Hey here, no, thanks. Uh nothing
That's my song so sorry
please this case is for the lady people's only and
this case is for the main people and everything very good price ah
[look] this, please [it] not have to be tying it
and also
if you are dropping soup, you'll be wiping it off a
Jolly good plastic yes very ingenious
Only 1.50, you're wanting one another [sykes]. I'm
Telling you what I am doing
To you only one point. Yeah, I don't wanna
Hop on the [Jolly] good [shed] ah it is guaranteed 100% substandard
No, thank you, honey. You got any [shocks] plenty sucks. 50p. Only [lengthy] [willy] yeah, honey
Excuse I'm serving
I have a [-] right well [-] many many many
Now tell me anybody wanting any hundred trousers all different colors hama
Only fifty [p]. [le] [fils] ah you are wanting on. I'm finally a very good pair. [I]
[have] [my] lovely lovely
Red White and Blue just like Union Jack
Very erotic, [but] no thank you pina, Colada join me
How most definitely for you only one part made him hype line? Oh?
I'm not by some capita restate [my] workers exploited as cheap labor
Anybody else working something out honey, please
[Politico]. They just sit down everybody
[one] tell sit down
Like before we do anything else this evening. [I] want to find a monitor. Okay? You tell us where to look we find the one
Giovanni on monitor as a person who can [take] charge of the class during my absence somebody intelligent enough to assume responsibility
Now on second thoughts perhaps. It's not such a good idea after all please. I think [I'm] making good money
- yeah, I think we'll alternate have a different one each week. It'll be good experience for you writer [Anna], we'll start with you
Thank you. Yeah, thank you. Thank you if you'll just hand these round and collect the homework yeah, yes, Anna
Yes
And from now on I want to hear no more foreign languages spoken in this class from the moment you come in here
You speak English all the time is that understood?
Yeah for follow yeah, and now poof of a puff [of] war finito English. Oh, all right? Yes
[have] you all got a newspaper?
Right I'm Gonna ask you each to read out a passage from the newspaper, and then we'll discuss it together
Okay, max you start us off
American Embassy Baguette
No, max bud hey my boss see all the time say is buggit. Yes
Well that may be so giovanni, but the word we're dealing with is bugged now. We did again Max correctly
American
embassy [bud] good
Good now does anybody know what that means ah?
Taro
It means America unless a full of little insects. Oh
[no], girona, not that sort of bugs listening devices [tamela]. Can you read something from your newspaper?
Yeah, bring on me. Yeah read something
Ha [Ada] [B]. Yes so let's start
Legs again run g long Mr.. Tekin [I] am apologizing most humbly yes Perhaps next week, you'll try and get here on time
I'm thinking next week. I'm not being here at all
Leaving us. I'm going to be joining honorable ancestors
I mean, you gonna call it most definitely [I] would die by my own hand
please if you are wanting any assistance
I'm happy to be helping
I
Thought you didn't like six that is why I'm happy to be healthy
All right, alia this is no laughing, but I think ranjit is serious, but certainly I am who are you thinking of killing yourself?
[I'm] forced to be getting married. [uh-huh] you ran the old chapati
You are putting some innocent lady in the pudding club
Fucking muslim twix all right that'll do look I don't understand Raji. Why are you being forced to get married?
according to the sikh tradition
[I] was betrothed when I was 12 to swing them the 10 year old daughter of the best friend of my father
She was a beautiful girl
[hair] like silk eyes like black diamonds and a figure like a Tender Bamboo shoot and
Now love are they saying it is time for me to be married?
Well if she said eyes like black diamonds hair like silk and a figure like a Tender Bamboo shoe
What are you complaining about Blimey that was 20 years ago?
Now [she's] putting on so much weight that from behind she's looking like an elephant
Not no fat. She's looking like an elephant from front door
I can't you just tell her that you've changed your mind not at all only lady can [join] mine
I am up there click without the [portal]
Paddle you not do it. [it's] a sin to [kill] yourself. It's the only [course] which is left open to me
When you do this killing yourself tonight
Can we come and watch?
This is Ridiculous people don't go around killing themselves rather than break off an engagement is my religion in that case
Why don't you marry that would be worse than killing myself?
[well] go, and sit down we'll discuss whether you kill yourself or not during the tea break
[yeah], would you all look on [me] there is an Indian lady in my office who wishes to speak to Mr.. Ranjit singh?
Excuse me, missy this lady, you see resembling an elephant [I]
Wouldn't exactly put it like that, but she's rather large [Lani] [you're] in there
Ask her to come along here. Miss Courtney woods very [auricular]. Well it is rather important
[ha] very well, but don't make a habit of it
What are you doing that for? Oh so we can talk to her perhaps make us see reason not anywhere possible. I kill myself
Maxo honey hold it
There is it he's not here yet ah [I] made for him in the corridor
He [is] promised to me, and I swear by holy guru he is having me
Sorry lip [face]. [I'm] Jaya sorry [Colony] [now] patania
ready booty booty perky come on a pudding ah
Yah
Nikita
Well what am I telling you? Yeah quite see your point about an elephant
[soon] [Armani], Ranjit, [I'll] [show] some elephants very nice, and I had nice bed
Please promise you won't kill yourself promise killing myself is not going to help me. It's the attitude
Yeah, you're still there. Yes. I still here. I really think you ought to go home
No, I read for ranjith. Well. I don't think ranjit will be coming tonight. I
make
She's [t] being out in cotton. Oh, yeah
I'm afraid [so] ranjit miss Courtney is not gonna be very pleased when she finds out about this or hearing me
What am I going to be doing?
Why can't you just tell her you're not gonna marry her, but I am not going to be marrying, Mr.. Courtney I
am with her to surinder
Oh, no, if I am telling her that she's surely going to kill me [ah] you said you were Gonna kill yourself
patty Scurry Yeah Rachel in an iconic
personal Camuto
Hara-Kiri, it is customer for best friend to be present [or] to chop off head
head hi, I
Will be happy to our system. You will do nothing nothing of the sort owner, please everybody just sit down
You're here to learn English we've had enough disruption for one night. [you] should leave your personal problems at home now. Look at your newspapers
One read out a headline for
the newspaper Aarthi A
newspaper yep read something out ah [ah]
[oh]
increase
in London wrath
London rats. Hey Kiki in London Grass, right
Yeah
Yeah, Anna your turn vest and vault Welcomes [Vient] of change
Wonderful
[Danielle]
[prime-Minister]
Salt it pop good now that is a very good example of a figure of speech
Prime minister sold a pup. Can you tell me what that means giovanni?
He's buying a dog
No, it's a figure of speech. Let me give you another example prime minister [Solder] Dummy
Do you know what that means sure did you understand it? Yeah?
It's just [that] one thing. I don't understand is if I the dummy before or after he [buy] the [part]
He doesn't buy anything
newspaper a man's a big a liar a
Bigger speech, I told you it's just a figure of speech. It doesn't mean what it says
Typical of imperial politicians through these thoughts loose and [suppressed] working classes
A figure of speech is a way of expressing an idea by way of contrast or comparison if you're being sold a pup or solder
Dummy you're being cheated or deceived in England we use figures of speech quite a lot example
We say as quick as lightning as light as a feather as clean as a whistle as blind as a [su]
[Li] as blind as a bat good because bats cannot see max as Deaf as a post
map
Now max post because posts cannot hear neither can my postman
honey a sly as a [seek]
[Hawks] [ranjit] as mad as a Muslim
Ha ha [tarot] as drunk as a neutral
Our lord is more correct Jamila as white as you
snow [Ali] as smooth as
babies bottoms
[alright], we'll break for tea now and continue with the
Newspapers when we come back all right, please how am I going to be getting out without being observed by the fat one?
Well, that's your problem my problem is how to get off the premises before Miss Courtney finds?
Look, I really think you ought to go home. No I
stay
What is going on? What is going on?
What is [going] on um yes, sir, but I'm talking to this lady. Why is she here. What was she's talking to me?
Why is she sitting in the corridor? [why] is she sitting in the column must you repeat everything I say?
I could've sworn that woman wasn't cake yesterday
[Kena], [what'd] you do now?
Maybe I jump out of the window [you'd] be lucky. We're on the third [floor]. Oh
Mr.. Brown, I have a feeling that something very peculiar is going on no, no everything's perfectly all right. I can assure you
Are you going?
Yes, ah you got a cup of tea?
I
Wonder who?
that
Was sounding that [mad] indeed very [xena]? I told you he's not here
But here excuse me deary [ah] are you looking for the Darky Fella with the beard and the bandage round his head
Suddenly yeah, he's just gonna be on no skirt
Come on, randy. I am knowing you are there come on
the meaning of this
I'm not using windows very dirty something before you I liked very much cleaning windows in [a] pitch dark
Now coming off at Window net it once [was] certainly
the thousand Apologies
Tea breaks in my cool. I'm gonna be [dormant] [as] fat. Don't keep them waiting -
I'm doing it now, so he came. This is it Danny come on hurry up
Maybe I'm having a cup of coffee tonight
Angie we all know you haven't the slightest intention of killing yourself
So put your knife away
And let's discuss this properly now surrender as I understand it you and ranjit here were both betrothed when they were children lost
Definitely now. He's not wanting to marrying me
[yeah], well you can't get married unless you love each other [did] his duty to be marrying me otherwise. I'm losing my face
I think she's lost it already
You wouldn't be happy together. I mean can't you just agree to release ranji from his promise, and what is to become of me?
I'm sure you'll meet somebody else [oh]
If I think I'll meet another man. Oh, I'm most glad near in his run [geez] you would most certainly
But who is having me now?
You know sir in that there is something Mr.. Brown is not telling you there is oh
Yes indeed
He has special reason for wanting you, not marrying me I have
He's wanting to Marry himself
He wanted to be marrying me [pike] wanted to marry her
Although Mr.. Brown. Good evening Runners. Hey, when's the happy day then that's not gonna be any happy day?
It was all a complete misunderstanding. [oh]
What a pity, and I thought you and surrender made a lovely couple
With all due respect she was a couple on our own
[check] your homework last night
And I have a feeling that there's been some sort of chicane regoing on
We not know what you mean no Giovanni. We'll I'll tell you
Firstly, there's [the] fact that five of them were all in the same handwriting
Is so sheer coincidence?
And is it also a coincidence that you all answered question seven as follows question explain
What is wrong with the following sentence? My [dogs] is in the garden?
Answer, I do not have a garden
Well, you will already sees extra homework tonight
Please this time make sure that you do it yourselves. [I]
am apologizing again
I am nice. It ended. Well. I thought she'd agreed to release you from your marriage vows. Oh, yes, you had what her father?
He's coming to see you about [your] mother
There's not gonna be any wedding. I have broken it [all] orderi me how painful
Is a surrenders parents explaining that I cannot possibly marry their daughter?
I've also pointed out the differences between our religious and cultural backgrounds and the fact that I have no intention of marrying anyone
You've got the letter this morning. [oh] yes. He be that is why he is coming he is hoping to be slicing you ten Manatees
Um he say you are bringing disgrace on his daughter. Don't be ridiculous
This is in the punjab [its] england a civilized country people. Just don't go around slicing each other up, and I should tell him sir
Where's this illegitimate Hospi over six legged?
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