- Oh really? Cuz uh, we're having a blast

I don't know what you think you thought you saw girl.

- Quinta!

- Okay I'm sorry Ash of course we would be having more

fun if you were here you know that

- We miss you

- Yeah

- Yeah it sucks you have to babysit your cousin.

- Yeah

- Normally I'd love an excuse to stay home but

in this case it kinda sucks.

- Yeah - Yeah why didn't your mom and

aunt bring you on the cruise?

- I hate boats

(Nautical jingle) I don't trust it.

Plus I haven't hung out with her in years.

I'm excited to hang.

- Alright well um our surf lesson is about to start.

- Alright bye girl love you - We have to go we have to

go love you bye (blows kiss)

- Oh okay okay bye love you guys

send pictures. Bye.

(sighs)

- Um, you can sleep on the couch it's

super comfortable.

Or I have got an air matress.

- Wait how old did you think I was?

- 12...

13...

Mature for your age.

- I'm 16.

- Oh, damn Gina.

- Who's Gina?

- Oh my god.

(Drum beat)

- Hey!

- Wanna order a pizza?

- Sure, pepperoni?

- Oh, yeah! Okay yeah,

Let me get my laptop

Should be around here--

- Ordered.

- What?

- Pizzapp, It's the new pizza app.

- Oh yeah, totally

I just downloaded GrubHub.

- Oh.

- Yep. (Sudden bang)

- What the?

Oh, uh it's just the newspaper

the new newspaper boy is always late.

- Wait, you get real newspaper?

- Oh, uh yeah but I got it

the old fashioned way you know

got goaded into it by a kid selling door to door.

- Ah.

- Yeah.

It's pretty cool.

Words, printed.

(folk music)

Oh, is this yesterday's?

Diego! You hit me in the face with a paper.

- That's hilarious.

Also sorry.

- Haha! I got it on snap.

- What?

- What's your snap?

I wanna see it.

- Followed.

- Cool

- Wait, I wanna see, what are you guys looking at?

- Diego! You hit me in the face with a paper

Whoa, how'd you zoom in?

Oh,

kidding, I've zoomed

Obviously, know how to zoom.

Oh I can.

- Hey Diego!

Hey I think you missed my house

- Oh sorry.

- Hi!

- Avery!

- Diego, come on!

Work with me Diego

I got it.

Kids these days.

- Thanks Ashley

- No worries.

- Thanks

- Bye dude

- Later, bro.

- Bye, soldier

- Aye aye, captian

(laughing)

- What?

Zoom, classic.

That's a classic snap chat move.

- I should probably get heading out

I still have five blocks to go.

- Diego, the paper was supposed to be here like

12 hours ago, as a person

you're really top notch, but

as a paper boy, you kinda suck.

- Okay you know the paper's not even the priority anyways

I'm currently mapping the fastest bike routes for the

new app I'm developing.

- Cool.

- Why are you even delivering paper then?

- Later.

- Later.

- Diego, I asked you a question

Izzy it's important for responsibilities sake.

Siri, how do you zoom in on Snapchat?

No one listens to me around here.

(playful music)

- I can't believe you bought me dolls.

- I forgot you grew up.

- Dolls are such a controversial gift.

- I got you Legos too

- Yeah but still.

- Okay, what toy was I supposed to get you?

- Nothing, I'm 16.

- Okay, okay, fair.

- That's what sucks about millennials, you guys

don't even know how ignorant you can be.

- You did not even know who Martin Lawrence was.

(rodent squeaks)

Did you?

(rodent squeaks)

Guess I'll go peek inside the vent.

- No!

- What? Why not?

- Those are like famous last words.

- What kind of garbage movies are you watching where

someone's last words were

"Well, guess I'll go peek inside the vent"?

I'mma go peek inside the vent.

I don't see anything.

What are you doing?

- Soundzimming the noise.

It's a didelphis, otherwise known as an American possum.

- Oh man!

(possum roars) (Ashly screams)

(Izzy screams) (both screaming)

Run!

- [Both] The pizza!

- Problem solved.

- Yeah what are we going to do about the possums though?

- Oh yeah.

Yeah, absolutely.

Thanks Pam. Okay.

Yep. See you in the morning.

They can't get the possums until tomorrow morning.

- What?

- I know.

But it's the only place that promised they

wouldn't kill them.

- What are we going to do?

- Sleep in the car?

- With what pillows and blankets?

- I was kinda hoping you'd have a

pillow delivery app.

- No

- You sure?

- I don't have a pillow delivery app that would be

a terrible app.

- That would be a great app,

and super helpful right now

- Yeah, like someone is going to gain any success

in Silicon Valley based purely off this one instance.

- Pillows go flat all the time!

Okay, people don't talk about it but they do.

Also if you have a guest over and you need an extra pillow

Boom! Pillow app.

- Great pitch.

- Needs some work.

- A lot.

- You know what, if I had a pillow app

I wouldn't have to do this.

Talley Ho!

(epic music)

- No!

- Ah! Oh my god I feel so alive!

- That was nuts!

- Woo feels like Christmas morning

and I just opened 27 presents.

- Give me the pillow

- Bam bam bam (horn honking)

(snoring)

(knocking)

- Hi!

- Oh hey.

- Animal control is on the front porch looking for you

- Great.

- What?

- Okay

- Okay, bye.

- Bye, thank you so much oh my god.

- Thanks Pam, see you next time.

- Great, my phone died.

- Hey, wanna play a game?

- My phone died

- Pick a color.

- Yellow.

- Y-E-L-L-O-W.

- Five.

- Five.

- You'll enjoy a warm cup of soup one day.

- That's barely a fortune.

- I don't make the rules.

- Yes you literally do, do it again.

- Oh, okay,

Color?

- Purple.

- P-U-R-P-L-E

(both laughing)

- Two.

- Two.

- Your mom.

It was a joke.

Cuz, your mom's my aunt.

You're gunna die one day?

What?

Who wrote this?

Who wrote this?

(upbeat piano)

It's fine, I don't need any help

- Sorry

- Thanks

- Hey, can you show me how to make that?

- This? The fortune teller?

- Yeah

- Oh yeah, totally.

- Cool.

- Cool.

- Izzy have you ever played mash?

♫ Be on the look out for this one

♫ She's only looking to have fun

(upbeat music)