-Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I was on the subway the other day,

and someone stopped me --

Well, they stopped my friend and they go, "You know,

he looks a lot like that guy,

that actor from ´Mr. Robot,´ Rami Malek."

And she was about to start.

And I said, "That guy?"

And she´s like, "Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you look a lot like him. You don´t get that?"

And I said, "No, I don´t.

That guy? He´s just -- He´s not me.

He´s not my type, he´s arrogant, he´s got an attitude problem.

I think he´s kind of a dick. I´ve met him once.

Not a nice guy." [ Laughter ]

-You met him once. -Yeah. Yeah.

And she kept going on.

She´s like, "No, no, no, I think he´s really sweet."

And I´m like, "No, trust me. This guy has an attitude issue."

And then I just -- It´s the first time

you get a candid kind of response from someone.

You don´t have that experience. -Well, it´s kind of fun.

Yeah. -Right?

-But then she said she loved you.

-Yeah. She said she loved me,

and then once I found out more,

I convinced her to just stay on the subway a little bit longer

and go past her stop and just keep complimenting me.

[ Laughter ]

Then I showed her my ID by the end of it,

because I go, "You know what? It is me."

-"It is me," yeah. -And she looks

and she just stares at it, and she goes,

"What are you doing riding the subway?"

[ Laughter ]

-Oh, I take the subway.

-Yeah, like, I´m gonna take the subway

for the rest of my life. -Exactly.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

You have a story about almost getting fired.

The lasagna story.

-Oh, yes. -I like this story.

I think it has a good -- I think it has a good point.

-Well, they were asking me about summer jobs I had,

and I remember when i was 16, I was doing a catering thing.

I had to carry about seven lasagnas

up to a doctor´s conference room

because someone was trying to sell them pharmaceuticals,

a pharmaceutical rep.

And I got up there

with these eight scalding-hot lasagnas.

And it´s like that cartoon character

where they´re all teetering on top.

And I finally get to the conference table,

and one of them slightly starts to go.

I´m trying to hold on, and it splatters

all over the doctor´s office conference room.

-Ooh. -And so I´m horrified.

I´m, like, 16. You know, my first job.

The world feels like it´s gonna end.

And this pharmaceutical rep

who´s, you know, a little bit older in her age

just kind of looks at me sternly,

and I think it´s over.

And she just looks at me

and she hands me a spatula and she goes,

"Scoop it up. Put it right back in there.

They´ll never know." [ Laughter ]

And...she goes, "It´s a doctor´s office.

We´re in a hospital. Everything is sanitized anyway."

And I looked up at her, and I was like,

"Is she being serious right now?

Is she for real?"

But then we both scooped it up together,

and it was like this life-affirming moment of,

"Everything´s gonna be all right.

[ Laughter ] -Exactly.

Don´t cry over spilled lasagna. -Yeah, exactly.

-Exactly, yeah.

Everything´s gonna be okay. -Yeah.