Subtitles section Play video
>> HI.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Jimmy: YOU AR REAL TROUPER
FOR COMING TODAY BECAUSE I KNOW
YOU WENT TO THE DENTIST.
WHAT DID YOU HAVE DONE AT THE
DENTIST TODAY?
>> I ACTUALLY HAD A SURGERY
YESTERDAY.
AND I HAD A TOOTH REMOVED.
AND I SAW MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND
I HAD -- I LOOKED LIKE -- YEAH,
WAS NOT APPROPRIATE.
SO I REALIZED I HAD TO GO AND
GET ANOTHER TOOTH TODAY.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE TOOTHLESS?
>> I GOT A TOOTH IN.
I'M WEARING ALL MY TOOTH --
TEETH FOR YOU TONIGHT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S NICE OF YOU TO
WEAR ALL YOUR TEETH.
>> I FIGURED I SHOULD DO THAT.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU INJECTED WITH
VARIOUS PAINKILLERS?
>> I'M NOT SO NUMB ANYMORE BUT I
FEEL LIKE I HAD -- YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: THE PAIN IS COMING
BACK?
>> A LITTLE THROBBY.
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE THAT.
I TEND TO HAVE THAT EFFECT ON
WOMEN.
>> IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S NOT YOU.
>> Jimmy: IT'S NOT.
>> IT'S NOT YOU.
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, SPEAKING
OF AN EFFECT ON PEOPLE.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO TOLD ME A
STORY.
AND IT'S A PRETTY CRAZY STORY.
SO -- I KNOW TO YOU IT'S NOT
PROBABLY THAT CRAZY BECAUSE
YOU'RE YOU.
BUT GUILLERMO'S SON PLAYS SOCCER
KNOWLEDGE YES.
>> Jimmy: YOUR SON PLAYS SOCCER.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS MET AT A --
>> WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
GUILLERMO CLAIMS THAT YOU
SPOTTED HIM.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: RAN TO HIM.
>> I DID.
>> Jimmy: HUGGED HIM.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND KISSED HIM.
>> I DID.
AND HE --
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE YOU ARE.
>> Guillermo: HI, HOW ARE YOU?
>> YOU COULD NOT HAVE BEEN ANY
MORE COOLER.
AND I WAS A LITTLE -- I FELT A
LITTLE BIT LIKE I WAS HAVING
THAT FAN THING.
GUILLERMO!
AND HE WAS LIKE HANGING OUT WITH
ALL THE DADS AND HE WAS BEING
REALLY COOL.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY.
>> HE WAS DOING THE REAL LIKE,
I'M HANGING WITH THE DADS.
LIKE, NO MOMS ALLOWED.
AND I SPOTTED HIM BECAUSE MY
BABY DOES LIKE THE BABY CLASS IN
THE BACK.
I SPOTTED HIM FROM AFAR AND I
WAS JUST LIKE RUNNING, LIKE SLOW
MOTION, ACROSS THE PARK TO GET
TO HIM.
AND HE WAS REALLY -- HE WAS
LIKE, HEY, WHAT'S UP?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
>> Guillermo: NO, I WAS
SURPRISED, I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN
SHE GAVE ME A HUG AND KISS AND
ALL THE FATHERS WERE LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER ]
ONE OF THEM WENT LIKE THIS,
WHO'S THAT?
AND I DID, "ONE OF MY GIRLS."
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S SOMETHING ELSE.