- Yeah, yeah.

- You've got fish teeth.

(laughing)

- Is that bad?

- No, it's Pisces.

- No.

(laughing)

(classical music playing)

- My name is Ray Couture.

I'm a professional astrologer.

Between 45 and 50 years.

Not in a group setting,

but wherever I am I look at somebody and say,

are you a Pisces?

And sometimes they say, yeah,

and sometimes they say, none of your business.

(laughing)

- Hi, what's your name?

- Nathaniel.

- [Ray] How tall are you?

- 5'10.

- Can I see your profile?

Oh, okay.

You're Scorpio.

- What makes me a Scorpio to you?

- [Ray] The intensity.

- Hmm.

- How are you sir?

- Hi, how are you?

When you were growing up

what kind of problems did you have with your parents?

- They could never decide if they

wanted to be together or not.

- Do you worry a lot?

- Absolutely, mainly about my son.

- Just face that way.

Oh, the ears of a Capricorn are just chiseled.

I'll go with Virgo.

- Okay.

- Changing that to Libra.

He accepted it too fast.

(laughing)

I have to watch how people act too.

What did you study in college?

- I didn't go to college.

- Do you travel?

- Mm hmm.

- Like, would you say a lot?

- A lot.

- Your hands.

Whether they're fingers or claws.

- What do I have?

- Put 'em up this way and then turn 'em around.

And I'll see it that way.

You have fingers, no claws.

Sagittarius.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, you're welcome.

How tall are you?

- 6'1.

- Are you an artist?

- [Man] I am.

- [Ray] You pick up a newspaper article

or somebody hands you something to proofread,

first thing you see is what's wrong with it?

- Yeah, I'd say so.

- What color are your eyes?

- Uh, Hazel, I think.

S- Hazelish, ah.

And we'll go with Aquarius and leave it like that.

- Okay.

- Do people consider you weird, a little bit off the wall?

- Yeah.

- [Ray] What time were you born?

- 12:41 p.m.

- [Ray] 12:41 p.m.

Let me ask you this, in relationships,

are you sort of like a dog on a bone?

I got this, this is mine.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Taurus, okay, thank you.

- Okay.

- Hi.

- Hi. (laughing)

Oh you are different, aren't you?

(laughing)

Challenging, bet you can't tell who I am kind of attitude.

(laughs)

If you were to draw a circle,

how close to an oval would it be?

Instead of a circle.

- It would probably be an oval.

- A little wild here and there, right?

- Yes.

- Pisces, thank you.

Ah, here you go.

- Thank you.

- Who's next?

Let me see your hand.

So you're independent thinker?

- Yeah. (laughing)

- I'm married to a transgender,

so your trans and I appreciate the courage and the work.

- I appreciate that.

- Goes into actually becoming who you really are.

- Yeah.

- So there's enormous amount of change

involved in that process.

There you are, Cancer.

- Okay, thank you.

- Okay, your ears, oh okay.

All right.

Well, it could be Capricorn ear.

Capricorns have nothing to spare.

Everything is usable it has to be used and so forth.

I'm gonna I'm gonna try Capricorn with you.

It could be Aquarius, so I might change later, okay?

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- Hi, what's your name?

- Amalia.

- Hmm.

(laughing)

She puts her foot forward, you know.

When you were growing up, what did you want to be?

- Like a leader or like actress or something like fun.

An entertainer for sure.

- Now do you like to control things around you?

- Yes, I like it my way.

- Most Leos are like that.

- Oh, okay. (laughing)

- Here I am.

(laughing)

- Bye.

- This is fun.

(laughing)

I don't care if I get any of them right.

(laughing)

- Do you know that women or men or people

with red hair have a lot of Neanderthal DNA?

(laughing)

- Haven't heard that one yet, no.

- Is that your natural color?

- It is. - Yeah, okay.

Can I see your hands?

- Yes.

They look like Neanderthal hands?

(laughing)

- Final answer is Aries.

- Hello, hello my Gemini, how are you?

- I'm good, how are you?

- Where did you go to school?

- I did not go to college, I became a wife and mom.

- In that order?

- Yes.

- Good for you.

(laughing)

- We had children way after we got married.

- Argue a lot?

- Ha, no he doesn't argue with me.

I'm argumentative, but he just kind of.

- You're argumentative?

- Yes.

- So you win every argument?

- I do.

- Yeah, okay you're a Gemini.

- Hi.

- So all we do here is say are you a Virgo?

(laughing)

- I wish it were that easy.

- Could I see your ears again?

The Capricorn thing is gone, okay.

Switch signs with him.

- Is this is your final answer?

- I think so.

- Okay.

- So there you have it.

I'm afraid, but sure.

(laughing)

That's not too bad.

(laughing)

I don't know, none of 'em apparently.

(laughing)

- Okay, I'm a weirdo, got that wrong though.

- You're a nice weirdo though, you're nice weird.

You're different, you know.

Yeah, he's in the middle of an eclipse

for the last four or five months

struggling with this whole process of

how you're gonna deal with this.

- He's not wrong.

(laughing)

- So you got me wrong but my mother is a Virgo

and we're very close,

so you might be feeling her presence.

- It could be because you're a Cancer

and you carry a moon with you

and you carry your mother with you.

You're very warm and when you don't feel good,

you're getting a little needy

and so you call mom.

- And that's why the girls run away.

(groaning)

- What made you think I was a Sag?

- It just felt so honest,

so dedicated to truth.

- Between you and me,

I don't really believe in astrology too much.

- I know I do.

- Really?

- It's not you shouldn't believe in it.

When you're born, you take in all this stuff

and you manifest

whatever that kind of consciousness is.

Now your consciousness has got to do with

staying on a high road, always to be truthful and honest

and you cannot stand a liar,

you just (puffing) maybe after this

you'd be more interested in finding out more about astrology

because you're capable of learning.

- Okay, well thank you so much for guessing me right.

- Thank you for coming here

and exposing yourself to this.

(laughing)

- How did I not do that?

- I got Aquarius.

- Did I get Virgo for you the first time?

- No, Aquarius.

- I had Aquarius. - Yeah.

- Wow, what was wrong with me?

(laughing)

How did I not know that?

- I'm an Aries and you guessed me as a Taurus.

- Yes, you're a Taurus.

- I was born April 19th, so I'm at the cusp,

so if it's near the cusp from Aries to Taurus.

You'll have Taurus qualities

as well as Aries qualities

and so that turns out to be your problem.

The Aries wants to go

and a Taurus says is it worth it,

should I really do this and so forth?

So you have to sort of balance all those things.

- Thank you so much.

- Welcome, all right.

Did I get you right?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Got fish teeth.

(laughing)

- Is that bad?

- No, it's Pisces.

- No.

(laughing)

- What are you studying?

- I'm a film student.

- Film student,

so you want to connect with people

through picture?

- Yes.

- Right.

And your grandmother

was really, really important in your life?

- Yeah.

- Extremely important, she took care of you.

- Yeah.

- You had to get what you needed from her

because it wasn't coming from mom and pop.

- Yeah.

(laughing)

- Hi, the Virgo thing

is that you have something to offer the world

and part of that is gonna be you know with writing.

- I'm a writer,

I mean I'm an editor too, I was an editor for a long time.

- So you got to keep writing, don't stop.

- Thanks, tell your spouse that I said more power to them.

- Oh, I'll tell Madeline, fine, thank you.

- You guessed me right.

- What's your birthday?

- December 24th.

- So you've already gone through,

I won't call it a near-death experience.

You were hanging on the edges for a while

about three years ago or maybe even four.

You did the right thing,

you had to do the right thing.