One is from California, one is from Germany.

And we were talking about losing your driving licence.

And the Californian said 'In Germany, what'd happen if you lost your licence and you then

you know drove your car?'

And the German said 'No, you cannot do this.'

And he says 'Yeah, I know, but what if, I know you're not supposed to but what if you

what if you did?'

He says 'No you cannot drive you have no licence.'

And the Californian 'Yeah man, but you know late one night you just hell you go for a drive.'

And the German went 'IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DRIVE WITHOUT A LICENCE!'