Halloween was such an exciting holiday for me when I was a kid, but over the years

It's become a pretty dead event for me (pun intended) the last time I went trick-or-treating was in high school and once I started university

there was never really time to do anything

Making costumes was so much fun since I was really into anime and we were basically getting free candy for cosplaying

well.

I guess I could have just put on a bedsheet and went out as a cheap-ass underachieving ghost but where's the fun in that?

I didn't have time to make costumes

Anymore because I was busy making 1 to 100 scale models of my building that the architecture professor considered to be a terrible design

and advised me to start over disregarding the fact that this was a term long project and the final deadline was in like three days

you son of a bitc-- often to watch whatever

Self-proclaimed horror movie released that year with my friends and then called it a night

I didn't go to Halloween parties

because I'm an introverted weeb who doesn't go out of his way to meet strangers simply for the sake of doing so

I don't even hand out candy anymore when I stopped trick-or-treating my family stop giving out candy

We closed any lights in the house. That would indicate that anyone was home

We didn't have any scary decorations, but you know

How kids are they got to sweep the whole neighborhood to make sure no houses are left untouched by the off-chance they'll hit a candy

Goldmine like that one house that hands out like full chocolate bars not even bite-sized versions of the normal chocolates

But like some special oversized toblerone Costco bulk lookin-ass chocolate bars that you can't even finish in one sitting I

I should add that on my list of things to do if I ever become super rich give like giant kinder surprise eggs for Trick-or-Treaters

I'll become a legend for children in my neighborhood *Doms celebrate*

Rabbit Boy : Hey, let's go this way, I think there's some nice houses there.

Sailor moon: Naah you stupid. We got to go to Old man

Dom's house he got the good shit. Rabbit Boy : Huh, you mean the kinder man? I thought it was just a myth!

Yeah, well you stupid it's right over there

Americans : What's a kinder surprise egg?

Doms : Oh America 1938 Federal food drug and Cosmetic act?

*Doms eats the kinder surprise egg*

This could be you, but you playing

anyway, it came to a point where we just bought the candy for ourself

because at least then we knew we were getting the good

Stuff by the way post Halloween Candy Sales

EhMM

Good shit

I've even become cynical and just thought about leaving a bowl outside the door and have a sign that says have some candy

But don't take too much, but never actually put any candy in the first place

Sad Guy: damn, that's kind of a dick move

Domics : Yeah.

Even mother nature wasn't letting me enjoy Halloween. Every year just got colder and colder

I remember when I could just wear whatever costume

I wanted and I'd be okay now

You gotta wear a sweater or jacket over your costume, and it's like

Sassy Girl : Oh, what a pretty elsa costume, but she wasn't no little bitch

The cold never bothered her anyway~

It was in the song come on! You get a leftover lollipop from Last Halloween

Domics :I think the most I get involved with Halloween now is when the video games

I play have some sort of Halloween event and everything is like halloween themed, so at least I'd get into the spirit

virtually

Yeah, that's pretty sad

But this year I'm actually gonna try to rekindle in my childhood. I am gonna go trick-or-treating

*Damn that lollipop tho *-**

Not even for the candy

Partially for exercise reasons because I'm literally the heaviest I've ever been in my life and walking a few kilometers

Would do me some good, and I know I know I'm 26 years old. I can literally just buy whatever candy

I want and not have to deal with the cold

or asshole kids who think flowing firecrackers that you as a prank or F-King clowns

Why are there phobia perpetuating murderous clown terrorists out there?

Anyway, I think I can pull it off people. Can't tell how old I am in normal clothes,

They'll probably have a tougher time figuring it out. If I'm in costume

Unless I wear this

ooooohhhh~

Took a bit of thinking and some bullshitting, but I've decided to be

Actually, I not really sure what I am, but I'm gonna look like this. [oh]

Have a cloak can be able to wear however many layers underneath that's necessary to keep warm

I'll have a mask to hide my age revealing moon crater stress eye bag, and I'll have a cane to defend myself from

Seriously, why are there killer clowns?

Why?

Psa stay safe out there kids carry Pepper spray modify your costume to have a weapon for defense

Whatever it takes to F-ck up those clowns

Stay in large groups,

so you can outnumber them because you never know how many of them can fit in a single cart

???? bastards

But for real

if you're going out tonight stay safe be sure to dress warm and be cautious of whatever candy you consume

and If anything crazy happens to me tonight. I'll be sure to let you guys know

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