it's called "Texts From Your Ex."

叫做「來自前任的訊息」

It's a collection of real texts between exes.

裡面搜集了前男女朋友們之間的真實訊息內容

Have you heard about this? It's--it's wonderful, I tell ya.

你們有聽過嗎？ 我告訴你們，這超棒的！

And so I want to read some, uh,

所以我想來唸個幾則

and this first one is, uh,

這是第一則

someone says, "How are you doing, beautiful?

有個人說，「美女，你過得好嗎？

I miss you." "Stop texting me."

我想你。」「不要再傳訊息給我了。」

"Can I call then?" "No, you're in prison.

「那我可以打給你嗎？」「不行，你正在坐牢欸！

"Please stop. Leave me alone.

請住手，不要來煩我

I have a man."

我已經有對象了。」

"I should be getting out soon."

「我應該很快就會出獄了。」

[laughter]

(笑聲)

Here's another one.

這是另一則

"I know I've been a jerk

「我知道我一直以來都是個爛人，

but please hook me up with your friend."

但請幫我和你的朋友牽線。」

[laughter]

(笑聲)

Still a jerk.

還是一個爛人

Here's another one. "Do you want to come

這是另一則。「你想不想

"to a paintball party with me?

和我一起參加漆彈派對？

"I think it would be very healthy for us

我認為朝對方開槍

to shoot at each other."

對我們來說是個有益的活動。」

[laughter]

(笑聲)

And finally, uh, "Love you.

最後一則，「愛你哦。」

"You're just drunk." "No o do."

「你只是因為喝醉了才這麼說。」「才不是，偶矮泥。」

"I do. Bar babe."

「我愛你。叭貝。」

"Hello?"

「哈囉？」

[laughter]

(笑聲)

You can see more "Texts From Your Ex" on Instagram.

你們可以在 IG 上的「來自前任的訊息」中看到更多