it's called "Texts From Your Ex."

It's a collection of real texts between exes.

Have you heard about this? It's--it's wonderful, I tell ya.

And so I want to read some, uh,

and this first one is, uh,

someone says, "How are you doing, beautiful?

I miss you." "Stop texting me."

"Can I call then?" "No, you're in prison.

"Please stop. Leave me alone.

I have a man."

"I should be getting out soon."

[laughter]

Here's another one.

"I know I've been a jerk

but please hook me up with your friend."

[laughter]

Still a jerk.

Here's another one. "Do you want to come

"to a paintball party with me?

"I think it would be very healthy for us

to shoot at each other."

[laughter]

And finally, uh, "Love you.

"You're just drunk." "No o do."

"I do. Bar babe."

"Hello?"

[laughter]

You can see more "Texts From Your Ex" on Instagram.