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  • Hey guys!

  • So I know I'm late to the trend as usual.

  • I finally did an escape room for the first time.

  • And because it was my first time,

  • you can probably already guess,

  • but I was just kind of.... awesome?

  • I don't know like really, really good?

  • Hands down, one of the best person I have ever seen,

  • play this kind of game?

  • I'm sorry, I don't want to sound like I'm bragging,

  • but I mean, I do have a 100% success rate.

  • And I've only done one room so far, so like

  • Wait until I get some real experience under my belt.

  • That number's only gonna go up!

  • I mean you can even ask the people that I went with,

  • who've actually done escape rooms in the past,

  • like, just how naturally good I am

  • and how great I was for like my first time!

  • *Greg disagrees*

  • Well, I mean you didn't ask them.

  • So.. But even then, you know-

  • you s-

  • they were like-

  • Okay fine, I suck! Okay, I suck!

  • I SUCK!

  • *intense suck through the mouth*

  • I'm not good at escape rooms, okay?

  • And yes, it might seem like

  • I'm making a big deal out of nothing

  • well it is to me.

  • Because I always thought I would be good

  • at escape rooms. You know, I love puzzles

  • and riddles, and I'm usually good at that stuff.

  • I thought I'd be a natural fit.

  • But I guess I just, I don't know, I'm just not good at them.

  • Guess I just, um..

  • I'm not as smart as I thought I was.

  • You know?

  • Hey!

  • This is the part where you guys are supposed to be like

  • "Hey, come on, it wasn't that bad, it was your first one."

  • You know?

  • Right?

  • *No.*

  • Look, some people's brains just work in different ways.

  • It doesn't mean I'm stupid, okay?

  • I'm not dumb!

  • Look, just because I'm a college dropout and yes,

  • I cheated a lot in high school and middle school

  • to get better grades so I didn't really retain anything

  • and,

  • yeah, okay,

  • sure, they tested me as a child for ADHD

  • because I couldn't perform so-called "basic tasks"

  • like, raising my hand when I'm supposed to

  • or not paying attention,

  • or not punching a girl in the stomach for cutting

  • in front of me in the lunch line

  • even though she saw me there first!

  • Doesn't mean that I'm dumb, okay?

  • I just,

  • believe that

  • I was there first, Hannah! (comment jeff if u see this easter egg)

  • And, Hannah, if you ever end up seeing

  • this video for whatever reason,

  • Um, I am very, very, sorry for that.

  • Kindergarten me was just... a jerk.

  • Who was..

  • first.

  • So..

  • Anyway!

  • Back to the topic!

  • One of the worst feelings in the world is

  • finding out, that, you know, something you always

  • thought you were good at

  • and maybe, you took some pride in it,

  • you're not only not good, you're also

  • the exact opposite.

  • You're bad.

  • BAAAAAAad!

  • And the only feeling worse than that

  • is when everyone else around you

  • who thought the same thing of you,

  • finds that out as well.

  • People always used to ask me to go to escape rooms.

  • They would say things like:

  • "Ryan! You should come with us, dude!

  • You'd have fun!"

  • "Yeah, you'd be really good at it!"

  • "I think it'd be really easy for you too."

  • "Yeah, the way you think outside the box,

  • you'd be perfect for it, come on! Let's go!"

  • Paco: "Yeah, what they said!"

  • Well, if you guys say so!

  • I mean, I guess I could give it a shot-

  • Yeah, that's kinda why they're not the, uh,

  • happiest campers right now..

  • So..

  • boop :3

  • *Greg is not amused*

  • It's not like I wasn't trying,

  • I tried really hard!

  • Just, maybe, a little too much,

  • to be honest..

  • I mean yes, sometimes, thinking outside the box

  • is great for problem solving.

  • But I tend to naturally already think outside the box

  • whether I want to or not,

  • See, if you've been watching this channel long enough

  • you probably already know why

  • I would be so bad at these things.

  • To make it easier for those of you that don't,

  • this is kind of what it was like for me.

  • And this is not a reenactment of what happened,

  • this is just the kind of things that were going on in

  • my mind, while the actual escape room was happening.

  • It's probably easier to just watch it.

  • Take a look!

  • Arden: Okay, so one last time,

  • as we mentioned earlier in the prep room,

  • we will be watching you,

  • so just to reiterate, no phones,

  • and remember: the key to escaping this room

  • is in this box.

  • And in order to open it,

  • you need to figure out the clues leading to it.

  • Do not try to force this, or anything else

  • in the room open. If it's not opening, it's not broken,

  • you just haven't figured it out yet.

  • We've had people break things

  • in the past out of frustration,

  • and, unfortunately, we've had to ask them to leave.

  • That's not fun for anyone, right?

  • Especially us, because then we have to fix it!

  • That sucks.

  • Alright! Well if there's no other questions,

  • I'll be-

  • Ryan: How interesting.

  • Arden: Um, what was that?

  • Ryan: You said that the key to escaping

  • this room that we're locked in

  • is in that box.

  • Yet, you know that we know

  • that we have to think outside the box.

  • To see into it.

  • Huh.

  • *Everyone: ???*

  • Okay! Um.. well if there's no other questions for me

  • the timer begins as soon as this door closes.

  • Good luck and have fun.

  • Derrick: Alright where do we start?

  • Will: I don't know, I mean she just said this is our way out.

  • Paco: Well... look at the box for writing or something.

  • Sean: There's only a lock on here!

  • Paco: Uh... that means we have to

  • find a key of some sort.

  • Greg: Yeah, yeah yeah, okay.

  • I'll check the books.

  • Sean: I got the maps!

  • Paco: I'll get the desk then.

  • Will: Alright, there's definitely gotta be

  • something with these chests.

  • Derrick: How about these cups? PO?

  • What does that mean?

  • Will: Huh... I don't know.

  • Paco: How is this broken?

  • Ryan! Uh.. why don't you look at the ins... Ryan! Ryan!

  • Ryan!

  • RYAN!

  • What are you doing?

  • Ryan: I think I.... I think I got it!

  • Paco: Got what?

  • Ryan: I think I figured it out!

  • Will: What, like... the next clue?

  • Ryan: No- how we get out of this room!

  • Paco: Ryan, you're wasting our time. That's impossible.

  • Greg: Yeah, we just started.

  • Ryan: Guys, look. Remember when she came in here

  • to explain the rules?

  • Paco: Yeah, what about it?

  • Ryan: Well, when she came in wearing all white I started

  • looking around the room for all these other white things

  • and all of a sudden, I just realized

  • all the walls around us are white.

  • A-And they're surrounding us like we're in some

  • kind of institution, li- like we're in some kind of box!

  • And then right as I was making that realization,

  • she goes, and picks up ANOTHER box, a-and tries

  • to open it in front of us!

  • Paco: What is your point?

  • Ryan: Guys, call me crazy, call it a hunch, call me maybe.

  • But I really think that, if we wanna get out of this box,

  • We have to figure out what's in THAT box!

  • Will: Are you being serious?

  • Ryan: Yeah, why?

  • Paco: She JUST told us that.

  • Ryan: Oh. Well, um-

  • Paco: See! I told you we shouldn't have brought him!

  • He's gonna slow us down!

  • Ryan: Okay! Okay! She told you guys about the box

  • but in order to get it open

  • I noticed there's actually a-

  • Paco: A keyhole! Yes! We know!

  • That's the first thing we talked about!

  • Derrick: That's why we're looking for hints

  • to find the key.

  • Ryan: Actually that's not what I was gonna say but-

  • if you wanna find the key, I could actually show you guys where-

  • Paco: No! We need HELP! Actual help!

  • Go.. Go look at that deer or whatever that is!

  • Ryan: Oh you mean the sheep head?

  • Paco: That's not a sheep!

  • Ryan: Lamb, sheep, same thing.

  • Will: I dunno, maybe bison?

  • Derrick: Triceratops?

  • Sean: That's not a dinosaur.

  • Greg: Could be.

  • Sean: It has two horns.

  • Greg: There's horny dinosaurs.

  • Sean: What?

  • Greg: What?

  • Paco: WHAT ARE YOU-

  • WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EVEN TALK-

  • Look, we've wasted so much time that we haven't

  • found a single clue yet.

  • Greg: Yeah, I got nothing.

  • Sean: Same on the maps,

  • there's just random circles everywhere.

  • Derrick: Yeah, same here.

  • Will: Yeah, I got some different colored water bottles

  • but I don't really know what they are.

  • Ryan: Look, guys, all I'm saying is.

  • You guys don't know where to even start. I could

  • just get things going and just let you guys know where-

  • Paco: Okay, fine, where do we go, huh?

  • Where do we start?

  • Ryan: Well, I mean-

  • I would start with the hollowed-out book.

  • Paco: What?

  • Ryan: The hollowed out book next to Greg over there.

  • Y'know, third shelf from the top on the right.

  • Should have a big letter "A" on it.

  • Sean: What the..

  • *suspenseful music*

  • Yeah, it should be like,

  • some kinda wristwatch or something.

  • *all gasp*

  • Paco: How did you know that?

  • Ryan: Well, I mean I could tell you guys, but

  • like you said, I don't wanna waste everybody's time, so-

  • Will: Okay, we were wrong. We- we're sorry.

  • Derrick: Yeah, just tell us what's next, c'mon.

  • Paco: Yeah.

  • Ryan: Okay, well that hollowed-out book had a watch

  • which shouldn't be working, because when a watch

  • doesn't work, you tend to look where?

  • At a clock, which is also not working.

  • So it might appear useless until you see the bottom

  • of the clock, which says made in China.

  • Probably wouldn't think too much into that, until you

  • realize that this whole room is covered in maps

  • and one of those maps happen to be China.

  • Now the map of China has a bunch of different cities

  • circled, but since they provided us with some kinda

  • line graph of some sort with the

  • x-axis being the minutes and the y-axis being the hours,

  • we can assume they want us to use the times

  • on the broken clock and the broken watch

  • and basically use them as coordinates to find our

  • two cities that are most important.

  • Will: The clock says 3:45.

  • Greg: Mine says uhh... 6:40.

  • Ryan: It should come out to Shanghai and Beijing.

  • Then we take the broken ruler,

  • which is also made in China,

  • and measure the distance between the two

  • and it should come out to about 2 inches.

  • It doesn't have to be an exact measurement, you just

  • have to know that they're saying two inches.

  • Will: They're "saying" two inches?

  • Ryan: Well, technically no, not two inches,

  • two in-chest.

  • Will: [gasping] The chest!

  • Derrick: Oh, yeah!

  • Ryan: See those weird colored bottles you found earlier?

  • They're all different colors, but only two

  • of them in the chest are actually the same color.

  • Making the "two in-chest" the only couple.

  • Just like the cup-holes that

  • Derrick was figuring out earlier.

  • And since we now know which cup to pour

  • the liquid into, we can follow the tube all the way

  • to our last puzzle - the instruments.

  • And obviously, we all know we only need piano,

  • so we forget about the other one. Then we get the

  • sheet music to-

  • Paco: Woah, woah, wait what? How is it obvious?

  • How do we KNOW it's the piano?

  • Ryan: The cups, they're labeled "PO," remember? "PO"?

  • Paco: What?

  • Ryan: PO! P and O. Piano.

  • Ryan: Didn't think I had to explain that one...

  • Paco: Okay, fine, but it still doesn't explain

  • why you think it's the last puzzle!

  • Ryan: I mean, we knew from the very beginning

  • that we're looking for keys, right?

  • What has more keys than a piano?

  • Sean: Hey guys, there's a note in here.

  • It says, "To find the key, you must play the keys

  • using all the keys that lead you here in the correct order."

  • Derrick: Using all the keys that lead you here?

  • Greg: Correct order?

  • Derrick: What does that mean?

  • Paco: The clues... the things that lead us here!

  • The book was the first one!

  • Derrick: Oh, that's right!

  • Derrick: It's empty.

  • Paco: On the spine! There's a big "A"!

  • That's how you knew where to start!

  • Ryan: Nothing stands out more than a big "A".

  • Will: Play an A key!

  • Sean: What else do we have?

  • Greg: Oh, um... there's a G in here!

  • Sean: Okay, G.

  • Will: Oh! F!

  • Sean: F, okay.

  • Greg: Another G!

  • Paco: A!

  • Will: Another A!

  • Derrick: One more A!

  • Sean: Is... that it? No-Nothing happened.

  • Will: That was the last clue. It led us to the piano, right?

  • Ryan: Yeah, but maybe try it again, but altogether.

  • Paco: Alright so the order was A, G, F, G, A, A, A.

  • [plays the tune quickly together]

  • Sean: Doesn't it sound like Mary Had a Little Lam-

  • [sheep baaing sound effect]

  • [everyone saying ooohhh]

  • Paco: I don't know how you did it, but, I'm impressed.

  • Ryan: Well, there's only one last thing to do.

  • Nah, man. You do it. You deserve it.

  • Okay.

  • NO RYAN

  • [wood breaking]

  • Paco: What the hell?!

  • Will: Why would you do that? We have the key!

  • Derrick: We're probably gonna get disqualified now!

  • Ryan: You guys still don't get it, huh.

  • Paco: What? Ryan: Look.

  • There was never a key in the box to begin with.

  • [footsteps approaching]

  • Arden: Congratulations! You guys set a new record!

  • [guys making comments in disbelief]

  • Derrick: I thought we were about to get disqualified!

  • Ryan: See, from the very beginning she mentioned

  • that the key to our escape was in the box.

  • She didn't say there was actually a key in the box.

  • The box WAS the key! Which is why when

  • I asked her about anything outside the box,

  • she gave me that weird look, remember?

  • Arden: People don't usually pick up on that so fast.

  • Ryan: Well I did know something was up but

  • I wasn't like absolutely positive that I had to break it yet,

  • because it was two of the rules, like don't break things

  • and don't use phones. Then I started noticing all the

  • random phones in the room, and I realized

  • maybe we're supposed to break the rules.

  • But even then I wasn't absolutely sure,

  • until I saw the broken ruler.

  • Arden: Exactlly.

  • Ryan: Broken rule-r. [chuckles] Clever.

  • Will: Breaking rules!

  • Sean: How did we miss that?

  • Paco: No! This is the stupidest escape room ever!

  • Ryan: Hey, it's okay, man. Some people just don't know

  • how to think outside the box. Some people just can't

  • break the rules. They just do what they're told.

  • And you know what we call those people?

  • Sheep.

  • [sheep baaing sound effect]

  • [sitcom laughter]

  • [synthpop music plays]

  • [cheering from live studio audience]

  • Yeah, you already know it didn't happen that way.

  • Like I said, this is kinda the fantasy version that was

  • actually going on in my head during the escape room.

  • I was trying to make all these connections,

  • and make things work. I was overthinking everything.

  • This was just to show you the kind of things that

  • were going on in my head, while the other guys

  • were doing the real work.

  • If you wanna see how the escape room actually was

  • in real life, I uploaded a vlog on HigaTV.

  • It's just like a real, tiny bit more accurate and realistic than

  • the one that you just saw. Although I will say just

  • thinking about that escape room and writing that skit

  • you know, the one you just saw, I actually think

  • I developed a technique that will help you, or even

  • experienced escapers how to get out of any escape

  • room pretty much with the same success rate as me,

  • a hundred percent.

  • And I'm not just talking in a fantasy, I'm talking reality.

  • Because in reality, that other version would look

  • a little bit more like this.

  • Nah man, you do it. You deserve it.

  • Okay.

  • [wood breaking]

  • Paco: What the hell?!

  • Will: Why would you do that? We have the key!

  • Derrick: We're probably gonna get disqualified now!

  • Ryan: You guys still don't get it huh?

  • Paco: What?

  • Ryan: Why don't you guys take a closer look?

  • There was never any key in the box to begin wi-

  • Huh... wait what is that?

  • [door opening]

  • Are you serious? [Arden stuttering]

  • Does that mean we win...?

  • Arden: I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask all of you

  • to leave, right now.

  • Ryan: Oh, okay.

  • Will: Damnit! Greg: What the hell, Ryan?

  • Paco: See what you did?

  • Ryan: Yeah, I do. We won. [scoffs]

  • [Ryan walks into a wall]

  • This is a bathroom, though.

Hey guys!

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