Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Hey everyone, I know it seems like it might be a little late to do a Despacito parody But we mainly wanted to cover this huge hit by Puerto Rican artist Fonsi as a reminder that Puerto Rico still needs our help And there's some great charities that you can donate to like one. I just used called United for Puerto Rico There's a link in the description for that and I'm gonna remind you again about this at the end of the video But for now here's a bit of our usual musical silliness All right, we're gonna do a little something different today, we're gonna do "Despacito". Translated into English. I was gonna put it through Google Translate But sometimes that comes out kind of weird so I decided to have my Spanish speaking friend Anthony translate it for us Yeah, the Google Translate was all wrong, and it didn't rhyme so you made this version so that it rhymes C-suite, let's do it. All right. I'm just gonna karaoke this one right off the teleprompter Why ? Fonis!! What's WRONG? OH OH! HODOR! Is dead HODOR,HUH Me... I like to go to this rock beach and masturbate Ever since this model moved next door She's hot Me... I love her too but she dates younger men... Man I wish I was that little boy This can't be right just sing DUDE, I always used to get a wicked farmer turn cut my seeds, but now my shoulders burned real bad Cut my sleeves but now my shoulder's burnt real bad And it's impossible to only turn your torso oh yeah! this reminds me of my favorite movie Chocolat' Chocolate you shut up now everyone is hard to try this black party's about to become a porno IM MAGNETO Magneto, but I can move metal I just funder people when I touch the air you feel it near your pee-hole when I'm president. I will make slaves illegal Point at people Wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating cheetos You made sour squirt out of my burrito All these men have wood, it's like we're at home depot Stupid stupid stupid ! Notice that they never have us in a shot together It's Because of the retraining order You Make me stiff as c-3po That's not cool, those movies are for familes You can steal an old man's hat and take his gran torino Just kiss him on the head and then go HOT chicks can just steal from people You got me tumbling like dominoes There's money in this sample of my savings you can have it all nervous like Adam Sandler. You can rap man because we're all a bunch of dumb dumbs Give you diamonds in the hope One day we will get some This is also like that movie Something About Mary one of the better films directed by the brothers barely farrelly Aren't you impressed by all this mouth and tongue dexterity My favorite youtube vid is of that kid who say's"apparently" stop nones of this scene right But doesn't despecito means slowly mark you're being very insulting to Ana who took all this time to translate this for you I am sorry aunt I didn't mean this is for a good cause and you're screwing it up. You're right Can we just take it back to the desk seto part. I feel like I know that part pretty well Yeah, sure, okay this mosquito tried to suck my blood like Senor Dracula Tito Dracula's brother who lives in Puerto Rico When I'm making love I whimper like gimme go Then spread people make their living poking fun at famous I am way too dumb to ever be bilingual. I make parodies cuz I'm a stupid gringo I make parodies cuz I'm a stupid gringo Stupid stupid stop! stop nobody makes a fool out of me We're having some fun with you mark But did it comment on the original song or did it not it did not not yes It did comment on the original song and did we take the song into a different direction Transforming it even yeah, I guess and what do we call that a parody and what's Spanish for little parody? PARODITO Wait it's feminine so is it parodita? I'm just glad we skip that version that happy the songs good enough. It didn't never need your guest star feature The Duckie of unpluged So that was wacky and immature because that's what we're lucky enough to get to do around here But most of the citizens of Puerto Rico are still not so lucky right now people need clean water food medical supplies So please check out the site United for PuertoRico.com or another great one called the Hispanic Federation where you can send money to Puerto Rico and Or help the victims of the recent Mexico City earthquake those links are in the description We're donating all we can and we're gonna keep trying our best to make you all laugh during these screwed up times god bless
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