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  • Hey everyone, I know it seems like it might be a little late to do a Despacito parody

  • But we mainly wanted to cover this huge hit by Puerto Rican artist Fonsi as a reminder that Puerto Rico still needs our help

  • And there's some great charities that you can donate to like one. I just used called United for Puerto Rico

  • There's a link in the description for that and I'm gonna remind you again about this at the end of the video

  • But for now here's a bit of our usual musical silliness

  • All right, we're gonna do a little something different today, we're gonna do "Despacito".

  • Translated into English. I was gonna put it through Google Translate

  • But sometimes that comes out kind of weird so I decided to have my Spanish speaking friend Anthony translate it for us

  • Yeah, the Google Translate was all wrong, and it didn't rhyme so you made this version so that it rhymes

  • C-suite, let's do it. All right. I'm just gonna karaoke this one right off the teleprompter

  • Why ?

  • Fonis!!

  • What's WRONG?

  • OH OH!

  • HODOR!

  • Is dead

  • HODOR,HUH

  • Me... I like to go to this rock beach and masturbate

  • Ever since this model moved next door

  • She's hot

  • Me... I love her too but she dates younger men...

  • Man I wish I was that little boy

  • This can't be right just sing

  • DUDE, I always used to get a wicked farmer turn cut my seeds, but now my shoulders burned real bad

  • Cut my sleeves but now my shoulder's burnt real bad

  • And it's impossible to only turn your torso

  • oh yeah!

  • this reminds me of my favorite movie Chocolat'

  • Chocolate you shut up now everyone is hard to try this black party's about to become a porno

  • IM MAGNETO

  • Magneto, but I can move metal

  • I just funder people when I touch the air you feel it near your pee-hole when I'm president. I will make slaves illegal

  • Point at people

  • Wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating cheetos

  • You made sour squirt out of my burrito

  • All these men have wood, it's like we're at home depot

  • Stupid stupid stupid !

  • Notice that they never have us in a shot together

  • It's Because of the retraining order

  • You Make me stiff as c-3po

  • That's not cool, those movies are for familes

  • You can steal an old man's hat and take his gran torino

  • Just kiss him on the head and then go

  • HOT chicks can just steal from people

  • You got me tumbling like dominoes

  • There's money in this sample of my savings you can have it all nervous like Adam Sandler. You can rap man because we're all a bunch of dumb dumbs

  • Give you diamonds in the hope

  • One day we will get some

  • This is also like that movie Something About Mary one of the better films directed by the brothers barely farrelly

  • Aren't you impressed by all this mouth and tongue dexterity

  • My favorite youtube vid is of that kid who say's"apparently"

  • stop

  • nones of this scene right

  • But doesn't despecito means slowly

  • mark you're being very insulting to Ana who took all this time to translate this for you

  • I am sorry aunt I didn't mean this is for a good cause and you're screwing it up. You're right

  • Can we just take it back to the desk seto part. I feel like I know that part pretty well

  • Yeah, sure, okay

  • this mosquito

  • tried to suck my blood like Senor Dracula Tito Dracula's brother who lives in Puerto Rico

  • When I'm making love I whimper like gimme go

  • Then spread people make their living poking fun at famous

  • I am way too dumb to ever be bilingual. I make parodies cuz I'm a stupid gringo

  • I make parodies cuz I'm a stupid gringo

  • Stupid stupid

  • stop!

  • stop nobody makes a fool out of me

  • We're having some fun with you mark

  • But did it comment on the original song or did it not it did not not yes

  • It did comment on the original song and did we take the song into a different direction

  • Transforming it even yeah, I guess and what do we call that a parody and what's Spanish for little parody?

  • PARODITO

  • Wait it's feminine so is it parodita?

  • I'm just glad we skip that version that happy the songs good enough. It didn't never need your

  • guest star feature

  • The Duckie of unpluged

  • So that was wacky and immature because that's what we're lucky enough to get to do around here

  • But most of the citizens of Puerto Rico are still not so lucky right now people need clean water food medical supplies

  • So please check out the site United for PuertoRico.com

  • or another great one called the Hispanic Federation where you can send money to Puerto Rico and

  • Or help the victims of the recent Mexico City earthquake those links are in the description

  • We're donating all we can and we're gonna keep trying our best to make you all laugh during these screwed up times

  • god bless

Hey everyone, I know it seems like it might be a little late to do a Despacito parody

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