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  • Today is a good day!

  • The city of Cheeseland will no longer be oppressively ignored by our government!

  • 'Cause we're a free city!

  • And when I am elected I will be the governor we've never had!

  • Woaoh!!

  • I feel like you're sending some weirdly mixed messages.

  • This city needs a leader!

  • Someone who will build an entertainment district and put a zoo in it!

  • Uhh, sure, that's specific. I definitely think we need some quality of life improvements,

  • I'm just not entirely confident in your ability to make community decisions-

  • I am on board!

  • With... With what? What is he offering?

  • The old government was bad! They didn't give us enough food;

  • MORE FOOD!!!

  • And they didn't give us enough housing;

  • Homelessness is a problem!

  • And then they put a science district in a stupid place,

  • and they won't let us change it and now, since the city is not expanding, there's no room for a zoo!

  • Science districts go next to mountains, you stupid government!

  • Yeah, nobody disagrees. With any of this. That's why we revolted.

  • Yes! I've got two votes! Anybody else? I'll give you a free subscription to whales!

  • No, why should we vote for you specifically? What will you do?

  • I will get the people of this city what they truly deserve... Um... Amenities!

  • I will find the amenities, there are many amenities out there. I-I will find them and I will get them.

  • Yeah! Amenities!

  • I just... I'm sorry, I had to be sure. What do you think amenities are?

  • Let me answer that with another question...

  • Ahh..

  • What do YOU think amenities are?

  • I don't know and you clearly don't either!

  • That's what I thought. Boom, debated.

  • I will also focus on the issues, like defense, and religion, and production, and science-

  • You can't focus on everything, that's not actually focusing.

  • Also, it's what the last government did, and they've been in a dark age for the last... Three ages.

  • I think he makes a lot of sense.

  • He doesn't. But, I guess it could be worse. At least he's not nuking his own city to kill enemy troops.

  • I'll take it! My first order of business is to decide which country will take over us next!

  • *Civ pop-up sound*

  • Wait, what?

  • There are a lot of options! China, they have all the wonders;

  • Scotland, they have golf courses, those are pretty neat;

  • Uh... England, they... Freak out when they don't own the entire world so that seems likely-

  • Seriously, hold on, why would we join another existing country?

  • We just left one. This is what we wanted, independence!

  • Well, yeah, but we can't just make up our own country. We're just one city!

  • What'd we even can call ourselves, Venice?

  • That could work.

  • No, we can be the nation of Cheeseland! We can make our own rules,

  • we can create the society that we've always wanted instead of conforming to somebody else's!

  • I like China's Pyramids!

  • Those are both very good points.

  • Right now, we're free! If we join another country, we're just gonna have all the same problems we did before!

  • Yeah, you might be right. And in that case, my first act as governor will be to declare our independence!

  • I mean we're already, you know we-

  • Woooh we are witnessing history people!

  • -you can have that.

  • That's wonderful news!

  • I just got back from a trading expedition and also learned that our old country built a zoo!

  • We're going back guys.

  • Ta-da.

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  • I get punched in the face!

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Today is a good day!

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