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-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
five-word resolutions from you guys.
And thank you for sending them in to us,
'cause it's fun to play with you guys.
This first one is from @DanaHartley9.
Her resolution is to "stop calling my husband 'bro.'"
Oh, okay, yeah.
That's a...
-"Hey, bro."
-"Can you pick up the kids from school, bro?"
This one's from @Boggle1388.
His resolution is "join the gym, never go."
There, that's his five-word resolution.
We've all done that.
This one is from @JennyFromat.
Her resolution is "less upsetty, more spaghetti."
Hey! -Yeah!
Me likey. -That's a fantastic one.
@JennyFromat -- "Less upsetty and more spaghetti."
-Yeah.
-That should be a T-shirt or a bumper sticker or something.
This one's from @Daveed23.
His resolution is "stop stepping on dumb-ass Legos."
Oh.
This one's from @CuckooBear.
His resolution is "read more, menus don't count."
There you go.
The Cheesecake Factory -- that's kind of a book.
This last one is from @Reedy.
Her resolution is "stop procrastinating,
will start tomorrow."
There you go.
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