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  • -Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

  • five-word resolutions from you guys.

  • And thank you for sending them in to us,

  • 'cause it's fun to play with you guys.

  • This first one is from @DanaHartley9.

  • Her resolution is to "stop calling my husband 'bro.'"

  • Oh, okay, yeah.

  • That's a...

  • -"Hey, bro."

  • -"Can you pick up the kids from school, bro?"

  • This one's from @Boggle1388.

  • His resolution is "join the gym, never go."

  • There, that's his five-word resolution.

  • We've all done that.

  • This one is from @JennyFromat.

  • Her resolution is "less upsetty, more spaghetti."

  • Hey! -Yeah!

  • Me likey. -That's a fantastic one.

  • @JennyFromat -- "Less upsetty and more spaghetti."

  • -Yeah.

  • -That should be a T-shirt or a bumper sticker or something.

  • This one's from @Daveed23.

  • His resolution is "stop stepping on dumb-ass Legos."

  • Oh.

  • This one's from @CuckooBear.

  • His resolution is "read more, menus don't count."

  • There you go.

  • The Cheesecake Factory -- that's kind of a book.

  • This last one is from @Reedy.

  • Her resolution is "stop procrastinating,

  • will start tomorrow."

  • There you go.

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  • Go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

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