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  • [WAPISH] Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!

  • [Louder] [WAPISH] Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!

  • [WAPISH] [Incoherent screaming]

  • Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier

  • And welcome to... How well do I know JackSepticEye?

  • I honestly have no idea

  • I just did the video where I was doing 'me quizzes'

  • And in the 'recommended' section, it was like

  • JackSepticEye buhlubuhlub [Blows raspberries]

  • I'm not used to calling him JackSepticEye

  • I'm just gonna call him Jack

  • Or Sean

  • Or I don't know

  • I'm about to pick his name

  • I don't know, do I even know his name?

  • I don't know

  • So anyway, I saw the quizzes in the suggested feed

  • And I went to myself and I was like

  • How well do I really know him?

  • I haven't looked up any supplementary information

  • I haven't gone to his Wiki

  • To try to find out anything about this

  • And uhh...

  • I kinda wanna see... How this goes...

  • Cuz I have no idea!

  • So anyway, "What's JackSepticEye's real name?"

  • 'Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellburg'

  • Or Jack space Septic space Eye

  • What if he legally changed his name

  • to Jack-space-Septic-space-Eye

  • Oh, Mr. Eye?

  • Oh, call me Jack

  • I'm pretty sure...

  • Pretty sure-

  • Even though I still-I call him Jack all the time

  • Even when I'm seeing him in person,

  • I call him Jack,

  • and I'm trying to break the habit,

  • but it's so ingrained in my brain to call him Jack.

  • It's Sean.

  • His name is Sean.

  • Where is he from?

  • [Attempts Irish accent] Ireeeland

  • That's not Irish

  • "Oooireland"!

  • "Eeeeerland"!

  • Ooooiiilerr-

  • [Text-to-speech voice reads] "Ireland"

  • That doesn't sound right

  • How do you pronounce...

  • [Blows raspberry]

  • Eh-okay

  • [Man's voice] "Eireann"

  • What the fuck was that?

  • [Woman's voice] "Eireann"

  • [Imitates] "Eireann"

  • [Man's voice slowly] [Pronunciation sounds like "Asian"] "Eireann"

  • "Asian"?!

  • What you trying to say about me?!

  • [Woman's voice] "Eireann"

  • I don't know who to believe.

  • I don't know who to believe here.

  • I've got no guidance.

  • This is a bunch of bullshit.

  • Okay.

  • Apparently it's pronounced "Asian".

  • D-didn't know that one.

  • Ireland?

  • "Is he in a relationship? And if so, with who?"

  • Er, weh, er

  • [Laughs] with Pewdiepie

  • Now he is!

  • Se-septicPie will live on!

  • God, that is the worst ship name.

  • MarkSepticPie?

  • Is that the triple ship name?

  • No, it's the lovely Wiishu.

  • "Who gave him a shout-out to boost his subscribers?"

  • I don't know, I don't know.

  • I don't know

  • He just earned his subs by himself with no shout-out.

  • Well, I mean

  • This is the conundrum of a shoutout

  • Because a lot of people get 'shout-outs'

  • But it's all about the person's ability to retain the viewers

  • That really is their own work so

  • Even if he got subs from

  • A) Doing videos with PewDiePie

  • or B) Doing videos with me

  • It's still him keeping people on board

  • And that's all him, that's all the skill that he does

  • So in my opinion,

  • He earned the subs by himself.

  • He may have had a shoutout

  • But in my mind, that's probably irrelevant

  • "What's the ship name between Markiplier and JackSepticEye?"

  • There isn't any.

  • It doesn't exist.

  • There's none of it.

  • It doesn't exist.

  • "How many subscribers does he have of October 1st 2016?"

  • He just hit 13 million so at that point he probably had 12.-

  • He had 49 million!

  • 30, 12.35

  • How old is he?

  • Ah he's a sweet baby boy -

  • He's a sweet baby boy of 26.

  • What a sweet baby boy!

  • Okay, fuck you!

  • Gah, you piece of shi-

  • I'm not gonna look it up, not gonna look it up!

  • Eeny meeny miny mo, catch a tiger by the toe if he - [Incoherent ranting]

  • Eh

  • "How many episodes of Happy Wheels has he had as of this date?"

  • Probably pretty damn high

  • But not quite 100 yet

  • "I hope you enjoyed all the quizzes!"

  • BAI

  • BAI

  • BOIII

  • BYE

  • BOIII

  • What did I- fuck!

  • Goddammit

  • I got a C, which is average

  • A passing grade!

  • I don't even know what I did wrong!

  • Probably the birthday!

  • And the last question

  • I don't know what I did

  • Oh yeah, I said there wasn't any

  • Well shit

  • Oh well

  • We're going to do

  • Start off, "What is Jack's real name?"

  • Ah, fuck you

  • What, Sean? Sean

  • Sean with a- why's the Sean got an accent on it?

  • Gahh-'Jackaboy Fischbach'

  • That doesn't make any goddamn sense

  • 'Shaun Jack'

  • Shaun. Jack.

  • McLoughlin.

  • You know

  • Wait

  • You know

  • 'Shaun Jack'

  • Shane...

  • ShaneSepticEye

  • You know how that works?

  • Shane...

  • Septic-

  • Ah fuck it

  • [Groans]

  • Niiice

  • You know, you know

  • You know, JackSepticEye

  • Wait, slightly green...

  • Shaaack-Jack, yanno?

  • JaaaackSepticEye here

  • You know?

  • You know what I-okay anyway

  • Sean William McLoughlin

  • "What was Jack's first video?"

  • 'GMod with Markiplier'

  • His channel didn't start until that video!

  • There was nothing before that!

  • I'm willing to bet that because one of these things is not like the other...

  • It might have been a Solid Snake impression.

  • I don't know though...

  • Let me go to his channel...

  • This is the only one I'm gonna cheat on because if it IS a Solid Snake impression...

  • I wanna see it

  • Man okay, we're gonna dive; we're gonna dive in here

  • We're diving into the old

  • We're diving in

  • Oh!

  • Oh my god!

  • It is!

  • Oh no...

  • Oh no!

  • Oh yeah, oh hell yeah

  • [Video]"War... Has changed..."

  • [Markiplier giggling]

  • "It's no longer about nations..."

  • "Ideologies..." [Giggling continues]

  • "Or ethnicity..."

  • "It's an endless series of proxy battles."

  • "Fought by mercenaries and machines"

  • [Giggling continues]

  • - I feel bad for laughing, I feel really bad for laughing

  • But my God...

  • That is hilarious

  • I've never seen that

  • How does this only have 600 Thousand views!?

  • How does it only have 600 thousand?!

  • That should have MILLIONS of views!

  • My god!

  • That was amazing!

  • I mean no it wasn't but it was pretty good, you know?

  • I love that so much

  • And then-that's what I love

  • I love going back and being like,

  • I've never fucking seen any of this shit.

  • My God

  • Okay, alright, I'm not just gonna make this whole video watching his old videos,

  • because I would be embarrassing him,

  • and I'm sure he'd hate me for it, but it's okay.

  • 'Cause I love that!

  • That's so cool!

  • I never knew that, I've never gone back and looked at these .

  • "You Don't Know Jack" as the review series

  • "Whatcha Playin' Jack?" oh my god

  • Everyone tweet at Jack and say

  • "You should bring back 'You Don't Know Jack'!"

  • So like I said, this is not gonna be about that

  • But I just had to know if that was a Solid Snake impression

  • And that was a solid Solid Snake impression

  • I like that, very much so.

  • "What's Jack's age?" Probably 26.

  • "How many subscribers?" October- I'll give him the benefit of the doubt

  • "What nationality is he?"

  • Korean... German...

  • American...

  • Where 's Solid Snake's from?

  • "What is Jack's longest series to date?"

  • Probably Happy Wheel- Noo

  • He probably has more Reading Your Comments than Happy Wheels.

  • I don't know if Vlogs could be considered a series.

  • But I'm pretty sure he has more Reading Your Comments than Happy Wheels

  • "What's Jack's favourite game?"

  • Definitely not Happy Wheels!

  • I believe it's Shadow of the Colossus but I'm not 100% sure about that one.

  • Who gave Jack's channel a shoutout?

  • Lord Mini- th

  • The one and only

  • Lord Minion

  • Seven Seven Seven!

  • On a dark and stormy day

  • About three years ago

  • descended from the Heavens

  • And looked upon Jack, straight in his eyes

  • And said...

  • [Gruff voice] "Jack!"

  • Oh fuck that's a bad Wade impression.

  • [Slightly higher] "Jack!"

  • noo

  • [Higher] "Jack!"

  • nooo

  • [Even higher] "Jack!"

  • That's better

  • "Jack, your content is good in my mind"

  • "I shall bless you with a shoutout!"

  • Sounded like Wade

  • If you do a side-by-side of me and Wade

  • Couldn't tell the difference probably

  • The wonderful Wade

  • Gave him a shoutout

  • "Where did the quote 'DETAINED!' come from?"

  • 'Papers, please'?

  • "Where did the quote 'I will bring you the wrath of 1000 badger buttholes' come from?"

  • Errrrm, errrrrm, I'm assuming it's Slither.io

  • But maybe not...?

  • "What is Jack's outro?"

  • Oh it's as long as fuck

  • "Wellthatdoesitforthisepisodeifyoulikedit..."

  • "Ki-kick! Kick..!"

  • "Ki-ki-kick the like button"?

  • Maybe I could steal that...

  • I like kick...

  • Punch is overrated

  • You kick it in the face

  • That's assuming the like button is on the ground and you just

  • Huddled in a heap and you're repeatedly kicking it in the face

  • That's how much you should commit to the like button!

  • I feel like it's a punch in the like button and a kick in the dislike button

  • Kick him in his disliked button!

  • That's what'll really take him down!

  • [Gruff voice] War has changed

  • People started kicking in the dislike button

  • [Laughs] "Bye"

  • "Bye"

  • F-fucking "bye"

  • Just what if that's how every YouTuber ended the video

  • Just "Bye. Fuck."

  • I ah- I like punch.

  • Alright fine.

  • Yay, I didn't do too terribly

  • That wasn't the worst, I bet I got his birthday wrong

  • But I'm pretty sure I was right about Wade giving him a shoutout...

  • Pretty sure

  • Ugh fucking hell

  • "Sean Wilfred McDougle"

  • Ahh good ol' Sean Wilfred McDougle!

  • Who the fuck is Sean Wilfred McDougle..?

  • Apparently this

  • Apparently this guy right here

  • This handsome gentleman right here

  • This is Sean Wilfred McDougle

  • "What did he graduate college with?"

  • Not an engineering degree...

  • Hotel management

  • Er his channel...

  • Sold snake impression!

  • Yes

  • "How did people hear about Jack when he was at about 2000 subs?"

  • OHHHH

  • I forgot about that!

  • Oh Felix had like a...

  • He had this thing he used to do

  • He had like a-

  • A shoutout to YouTubers that

  • Seemed cool

  • he did it a long-he doesn't do it anymore

  • He used to do this thing-was that it?

  • Ah I don't think so

  • I, in my mind,

  • I'd like to think it wouldn't matter either way

  • People started showing up and talking and spreading the word

  • That's what, in my heart

  • No one can deny

  • He's earned every sub he's had

  • And I would say the same thing to him

  • And I'd probably have done a million times but

  • This guy, like

  • He didn't get popular because of anyone

  • It may be, he won a PewDiePie shoutout competition

  • But he's earned everything

  • "Who crafted the person-" Oh that was Schmoyoho

  • Great song

  • "As of... [Mumbles question] ...in terms of popularity?"

  • I don't know

  • This is like a question, do they include the 'music' channel or the 'gaming' channel or the 'all' channel on YouTube

  • 49, 77th, 49th?

  • "How many subscribers in September?"

  • [Babbles]

  • That one

  • Yeaaaah!

  • Maybe? I don't know

  • I know him pretty good

  • Hey, I know that guy!

  • I'm Steve, I'm a Steve

  • I know who that guy is!

  • That guy back there!

  • That guy looks familiar!

  • I recognise the back of that head aaaanytime!

  • What a good guy!

  • Is that me? That's not me

  • That's not me

  • Hair's too short

  • Not as floofy

  • Is that me? I don't know

  • He's wearing red...

  • I do wear a lot of red...

  • That's me, is that me?

  • I have no idea

  • Hang on, let's judge by the back of the head

  • Fuckin' MEE

  • Aww I knew it was me!

  • Aw I know those broad shoulders anywhere!

  • So anyway, that is the end of:

  • "Do I Know JackSepticEye?"

  • And the answer is

  • Weeuuh, a little, kinda

  • Like a Steve amount

  • Like, a Steve level of knowledge

  • Like I have Steve-ing knowledge

  • So anyway, that is the end of this

  • And I want to reiterate that all of this is in good love to Jackaboy right there

  • He's a great guy, if that wasn't evident

  • Of course he's great

  • He's fucking JackSepticEye

  • All love to him, I hope he's not offended by this in any way

  • I'm sure he's not

  • I'm sure he's just offended by the fact that I got some things wrong

  • [Coughs]

  • But no one will- No one will know about that

  • Cuz I'll delete it

  • This video's never gonna be uploaded

  • So thank you everybody for somehow getting to this imaginary video that never made it to the internet

  • Lemme know what you thought down in the comments below

  • If there's anybody else that I should probably know...

  • Lemme know that as well

  • So thanks again

  • And as always I will see you

  • In the next video

  • Bye-bye!

[WAPISH] Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!

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