Here we go.

來囉 !

This first from is from @gingerbreadtho.

第一則來自 @gingerbreadtho。

She says, "All I want for Christmas is for Netflix to stop making me feel bad by asking, 'Are you still watching?'"

她說：「我要的耶誕禮物是一台會問我：『你還在看嗎 ?』的 Netflix， 阻止我變得糜爛。

Yeah. I'm still watching 'cause I worked all day. Leave me alone.

我還在看怎樣 ! 我工作一整天要犒賞自己。別管我。

This one here is from @Mikefaubert1.

這則來自 @Mikefaubert1。

He says, "All I want for Christmas is to go back in time and change my daughter's name from Alexa to something else. Literally anything else."

他說：「我要的耶誕禮物是回到過去把我女兒的名字 Alexa 改掉。 改成別的就好。」

Aw, come on.

幹嘛這樣。

Beautiful name.

很可愛呀。

This one's from @dollarclown.

這則來自 @dollarclown。

He says, "All I want for Christmas is for Jason Momoa to just hook up with my wife already so I can stop hearing about it."

他說：「我要的耶誕禮物是讓 Jason Momoa去撩我的老婆 好讓我耳根清靜。」

Oh, wait!

等等，哪裡怪怪的 !

He's everyone's hottie, man.

大家都很哈他。

This one's from @jammiedior.

這則來自 @jammiedior。

That's a cool name.

很酷的名字。

Jammie Dior.

Jammie Dior

I'd like to have a friend like Jammie Dior.

我想要有個這樣的朋友。

This is my friend Steve, friend Dennis.

有的叫 Steve，有的叫 Dennis。

This is Jammie Dior.

這個叫 Jammie Dior。

It's like a DJ.

像某個 DJ 的名字。

DJ Jammie Dior.

Jammie Dior DJ。

Bringing in the new year!

祝大家新年快樂 !

Dance instigator Jammie Dior!

歡迎舞者 Jammie Dior !

Uh, sorry, Jammie couldn't make it.

抱歉，她沒辦法來。

She's very tired.

她很累。

She says, "All I want for Christmas is hashbrowns where every layer is the crunchy layer."

她說：「我要的耶誕禮是每一層都是脆脆的馬鈴薯煎餅。」

Yes! That is right, Jammie!

沒錯，說得對 ! Jammie。

I love Jammie Dior.

我愛 Jammie Dior。

This last one here is from @thecanmancan.

最後一則來自 @thecanmancan。

He says, "All I want for Christmas is for people to stop clapping when a plane lands. It's what it's supposed to do!"

他說：「我的耶誕許願是飛機降落時大家停止好棒棒拍拍手。 飛機降落本來就應該的啊 !」

There you have it. Those are our "Tonight Show" hashtags.

謝謝收看今天的「今夜秀」。

To check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

更多我們的精選都在 tonightshow.com/hashtags。