#ThatWasTMI stories from you guys.

來自各位的 #太多了。

This first one´s from @jeremyart. She says,''One tim eI called my mom and she asked, 'Are you drunk dialing me?'' I told her no, ans she said,'Well, I'm drunk answering.''

第一則來自 @jeremyart。他說：「有一次我打給我媽，她問我：『你吃錯藥打我幹嘛 ?』我回她沒有啊 ! 她回我：『我也只是隨便說說的。』」

Last call.

不會再打了。

This one´s from @emilyscoby.She says, ''A cashier once carded me and said, ''Oh, your birthday is October 2nd, That means your parents did it on New Year's Eve!''

這則來自 @emilyscoby。她說：「收銀員過我會員卡說：『你生日是 10 月 2 號，代表你爸媽在跨年夜慶祝得很『嗨』!」

This one´s from @MexicanSamoan. He says--

這則來自 @MexicanSamoan。他說 ...

Right there is TMI almost.

這就太多了。

That's TMI, yeah. Tell me everything about him. He says, ''One time a random guy using the urinal next to me told me he knew how to plan the ''perfect murder.''

是吧 ! 再告訴我更多呀 ! 他說：「一次一個男的在我旁邊小便，跟我說他知道怎樣計畫謀殺。」

Don't want to piss that guy off.

不想讓他 377。

This one's from @camdfish. She says,'' A client on the phone once asked me to ''make the birthday cake as ugly as possible because I hate this woman's guts.''

這則來自 @camdfish。她說：「一個客戶來電要我做一個醜吱吱的蛋糕，因為她恨死了這個女人。」

Why even get her a cake?

那幹嘛要蛋糕 ?

I don´t know, man.

無解。

Give her a sock on the nose.

給她聞一隻臭襪子。

This is from -- Kuh--jade? Kuh--ji--

這則來自 Kuh ... jade ? Kuh ... ji ...

Kay-ya-day? Key-hade?

Kay-ya-day ? Key-hade ?

K-E-J-A-D-E.

K-E-J-A-D-E。

Could be Key-yah-day? Kuh-jade?

還是 Key-yah-day ? Kuh-jade?

Kej-dee?

Kej-dee ?

Shazh.

Shazh。

It's pronounced "Shazh." She says,''My grandma told me she bought a dress for her funeral and she was gonna give it a test run at my wedding.''

是「 Shazh」。她說：「我奶奶告訴我她買了件壽衣，要在我的婚禮當天穿穿看。」

Thanks a lot.

感謝。

You never know.

誰知道誰先 ?

This one´s from @CXO-Insights. She says,''A woman sitting next to me at ''Hamilton'' told me that the key to avoiding long restroom lines at the theatre was to wear an adult disper.''

這則來自 @CXO-Insights。她說：「在 Hamilton 劇院裡坐在我旁邊的女士告訴我，上廁所不想排人龍，那就穿幫寶適成人紙尿褲。」

Can I change seats, please?

可以換個位置嗎 ? 謝謝 !

This last one here is from @-jeffreyhudson. He says,''My family was having a party, and I offered my grandma more cake. She said, 'No, thanks, honey,' then winked at my grandpa and said, 'I'm gonna have more cake later.'''

最後一則來自 @-jeffreyhudson。他說：「家裡辦派對，我遞給奶奶多一點蛋糕。她說：『不了，謝謝乖孫 !』，然後對爺爺拋媚眼說：『我等等要吃更大攤的。』」

There you have it.

感謝收看。

Those are our "Tonight Show" hashtags.

以上是「今夜秀」。

To check out more of our favorites,

更多我們的精選，

go to TonightShow.com/hashtags.

都在 TonightShow.com/hashtags。