as a champion.

Say my name so my powers will become yours.

Shazam.

[ laughs ] Are you for real?

- Say it! - Okay!

- Say my name.

Shazam!

[ zapping ]

- [ laughing ] - That's crazy, right?

- What are your superpowers? - Superpowers?

Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!

[ beeps ]

- This is proof of authenticity.

Super strength.

[ zapping ]

Electricity manipulation.

Hyperspeed.

I'd like to purchase

some of your finest beer, please.

♪♪♪

- ♪ Hi, my name is ♪

- ♪ What? ♪ - ♪ My name is ♪

- ♪ What? ♪ - ♪ My name is ♪

- And his name...

is Captain Sparkle-fingers.

- No, it's not. It's not my-- that's not my name!

- ♪ Hi, my name is ♪

- Chosen One. - ♪ My name is ♪

- Oh, you're, like, a bad guy, right?

[ screams ]

You literally did the opposite

of what a superhero is supposed to do.

- ♪ Hi, my name is ♪ - You're him.

- ♪ My name is ♪ - ♪ What? ♪

- You're the hero.

- You're welcome for not getting robbed!

- I'm Batman. - Get him, Batman!

- How old are you? - Basically 15.

- Dude! Did you see that? - Yeah.

You electrocuted a bus and almost killed these people.

- And then I caught it!

- ♪ Hi, my name is ♪ - ♪ Huh? ♪

- You leap tall buildings in a single bound.

- Ah! Ha ha!

- [ crowd screams ] - I'm--I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!